Some stuff from the other side

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Imagine you bestfriend a grumpy angel solider. Doesn’t matter how, it’s just happened.

One day when you and your friend are hanging around you step upon a demon who mocked your friendship.

You can feel your friend’s muscle tense and worry that a fight will be brought. To your suprise your angel friend stand next to you and look at you. After a few moments passed he said:

The demon just scoff and go away not having any more reactions from you and your angel friend.

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Azrael: * slams book in front of Nathaniel *

Azrael: Boil up some mountain dew. It’s goona be a long night.

Nathaniel : You could’ve said literally anything else.

Azrael: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble.

Nathaniel: I’m going to stop challenging you when you say random words like that. I won’t win.

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Pocket sized horsemen

War: The youngest horsemen is furious when he woke up and found out he is smaller than his human friend. After a few minutes of talking with Death he understood that because of his size he cannot properly protect you so he just went to killing spiders and other bugs in your house. When it comes to moving around your house he prefer to use his shadow wings and climb without bothering to ask you for help, but a while he understood that he need your help. While you are outside he prefer to be on your shoulder inspecting eviroment for potential threats and warning you just before. Thanks to him you avoided a few dangerous sytuations. In the night he stay guarded so you can sleep pacefully.

Death: He is calm. He knows that anger may not be a solution so he just let it be. He is doing what he can to hep you around your house and is not afraid of asking for help in moving around. While going outside he prefer be in youf bag tho. He don’t like crowds so thanks to his pocket size ha can stay in your bag and not be bothered, so you better make sure to take a pocket book so he will be occupied while you are doing your thinks. Bonus, whenever you go there be a crows, so unless you are going to galery you better be prepare for a lot of black birds near. Prepare him a place to hide somewhere where is quiet and hard to access and he will be pleased.

Strife: He is happy and more attention seeking than in his normal size. He constantly is demanding to be on your shoulder and doing whateve you do. It took a Death to calm him down and gives you some breath (unless you like attention). He is your personal cheerleader and is constantly making sure you are in good moode. While outside he is on youl shoulder watching a world from your perspective and commenting everything what he see. In the night he love to sleep next to you.

Fury: The rage of short people incarnate (that’s a joke, I’m short myself). She may destroy something along and after a while try to find a solution to be back to her natural size. She has o problem in asking you to put her in some higher places, but prefer to do it alone.  When War is fighting what is on the floor, she is getting rid of flying creatures. While outside she prefer to be on youl shoulder shooting warning glances at anyone whu come too close to you. She may even help you with choosing clothing commenting a color, movement possibilities ect. Jus be carefull, because her comments will be something like „ With this collor you can mask a blood of your enemies”.  She may be grumpy, but when you are sleeping she lay up next to you.     

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Y/N:*facepalm* Do you even know who Lady Gaga is?

Draven: The wife of Lord Gaga?

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Y/N: You know, we’ve been dating for a while and I think it’s time for a next step.

Strife: What step?

Y/N:* gets down on one knee and holding a note*

Strife: ?

Y/N: My WiFi password.

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Strife:*has fever*

Y/N:*checking temperature* Dude! You are so hot.

Strife:*smug smile* Thanks darling

Y/N:... You have fever.

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Y/N: Shit! The power went out and I can’t see anything.

Strife: Don’t worry. I’ve got this.

Strife:*shake Archon Lucien*

Archon Lucien:*start glowing*

Y/N and Lucien:* proceed do understand what just happened *

Strife:* proud smile *

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Imagine you asking Strife to babysit some kids while you going to pee or doing something else what may take you a while.

Strife decided to ask kids to draw „ Uncle Strife” and sitting still do they may do their best.

Imagine after a long day at babysitting Strife is showing you a childmade drawing of him with proud face.

Later you found out he was showing it to others ( his sliblings were the firet after you to see this).

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Strife: * accept cookies files but doesn’t get any cookies*

Strife:

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Angel:* is holding a coffee * You Humans are telling us that we are hard to learn.

Humans:…

Angel: but you have word like *reading from the note* m-a-c-c-h-i-a-t-o.

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Demon:*says some latin words*

Strife: Oh, do we are speaking latin now! You know I know some latin myself. Can I say it?

Death: No.

Strife:*to the demon* Fuck off.

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Strife: *is petting Dust*

Death: Do not fraternize with the creature. I am still training him.

Strife: It’s only a crow

Death: I was talking to the crow

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Death: Strife, Can I have a word?

Strife: Idiosyncrasy.

Death: Word with you!

Strife: Umbrella.

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Strife:*shot two demons guarding the door*

Death: What did you do?! I said distract them or knock them out! Not to kill them!

Strife: There is not pleasing you sometimes.

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Ulthane:*is holding a hammer and a sickle*

Human 1:*to human 2* Is he a communist?

Human 2:…

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Y/N: How your first relationship has ended?

Death: By death.

Y/N: Oh! I’m sorry about your loss.

Death: But, I was the one who died.

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War:*is wearing turtleneck that Strife found for him*

Strife:Hmm…. It seems a little small

War: * annoyed* I don’t like turtleneck. It’s too short in some places and too long in others.