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[guardianspirits13]

Project Hail Mary "faceless" gouache studies! I painted them in pairs so they're thematically related. From top to bottom- Identity, Adventure, Melancholy, Connection, Inevitability, and Communication.

I had a lot of fun with this series, and it was nice to focus on traditional art for a bit.

[guardianspirits13]

project fail mary

[guardianspirits13]

For non-Americans, some context:

The famous DC reflecting pool by the Washington Monument and Lincoln Memorial was recently "rennovated" by the Trump administration, using private contractors and millions of taxpayer dollars. He wanted to paint the bottom of the pool "American Flag Blue" in honor of our great nation's 250th anniversary.

The thing about shallow, still, outdoor bodies of water however, is that it's a perfect breeding ground for algae. Which is green.

And darker colors, such as American Flag Blue, conduct heat that makes the environment even more favorable for microorganisms.

So the algae, which has been a problem since the pool was constructed, got worse.

In an attempt to fix the problem, workers poured hydrogen peroxide into the water to kill the algae. Instead, it stripped the paint.

Now take a wild guess whose money is also going to rectify this monumental failure?

[angelicguy]

[hexcolour]

[shamebats]

Cats getting caught doing crimes

[flipocrite]

it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

[stuckinapril]

Taylor Swift inviting a rich old white man whose company is managing an ICE concentration camp to her wedding… 💀

[stuckinapril]

Why is no one talking about this guys WHAT THE FUCK

[stuckinapril]

One of very few articles I found on this btw when you look it up you literally can’t pull anything like can this be any more blatant

[stuckinapril]

People are trying to debunk it by deflecting the basis of the issue. Some people spread misinformation that this guy OWNS the ice facility, which he doesn’t. But his company literally manages it and he is contracted by them through the year. Guys.

[pussyhoundspock]

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

[nonevahed]

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literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)

[zarohk]

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

[unsettling-mantis]

Hiding knowledge from kids will not benefit them but only render them helpless when faced with the unknown

[kunosoura]

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

[deirdreskye]

This is George Costanza behavior

[windex-for-blood]

GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?

-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-

GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!

JERRY: No, they just him’d you?

GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!

JERRY: The X ones are fun…

[theygender]

GEORGE: If they can’t appreciate a good xie or ey… Then that’s it. I’m swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!

JERRY: No pronouns?

GEORGE: No pronouns.

JERRY: No-nouns?

GEORGE: No-nouns.

JERRY: Alright, well, if that’s what you want…

GEORGE: Oh, it is! I’m living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!

-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-

ELAINE: What’s his problem?

-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-

[charlesoberonn]

And they said you couldn’t do Seinfeld in the modern day.

[telltaletypist]

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

[telltaletypist]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: My brush control practice for Chinese shufa/calligraphy (cr以君赋)

(Cnetizens: There is no single fixed grip for calligraphy brushes. The so-called standard grip only exists to help beginners get used to handling a calligraphy brush — it’s not mandatory for everyone. In theory, as long as your calligraphy turns out well, you can hold the brush however feels right.)

[seasonofhorror]

JENNIFER'S BODY

2009, dir. Karyn Kusama

[quasi-normalcy]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

[allsonargent]

I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

[idgabuck]

Do you think whilst on the Hail Mary, Grace walked into a room of the ship and is like “why did I come in here again…..” before leaving the room again and then coming back to say “I REMEMBER NOW!” Meanwhile Rocky is in the corner like “???”

[wazzappp]

I really love how in the Project Hail Mary book they spend all this time establishing that Stratt can do Literally Whatever She Wants because it makes Graces protests against getting shot into space all that more hopeless. Not only is no one going to even TRY to save him from this, nobody COULD even if they wanted to.

Stratt is murdering him and it's the single best decision she ever made.

[djpachipikachu]

grace doodle dump <3 grace is now hypermobile and lays unnaturally slinky sometimes <3 Like an angel or an autistic teenage girl (same thing) <3

+ projecting neurodivergency about scheduled events of the day (stratt brings her ESA to every meeting)