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My toxic trait and gay agenda will always be letting women know they do not ever have to settle for a Bare Minimum Boy. I will both die and kill on that hill.

#also this is what you get when youre rude to my friends #i will in fact look after your girl for you with 0 expectations #but if she asks for kisses im not saying no #30 is fucking wild #this is why I stay at home #me #personal #ignore this

triplemooneris66

I want whatever Mortricia and Gomez had but Lesbian please

miniaturekeytar

has anyone asked this

000l

I wasn’t made for casual I want to be loved LOUDLY

..........................I'm such an idiot.

#me #ignore this #goddammit #i did not need confirmation that youve got great hands #i also did not need confirmation that your nails feel great #ugh #i am the gay #and so down bad for you #but we do not make our feelings other peoples problems

toastgull

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

itscrazycasey

Need me some luck

naamahdarling

*slams the reblog button*

*goes to bed*

huntrixchats

wholeheartedsuggestions

yeah yeah “maybe in another life” and all that BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE

blazinwolve

Nice to be wanted, terrible to know they only want to know what regret tastes like.

#me #ignore this

OH GOD DAMMIT DID I MISS MORE SIGNS FFS I HATE MYSELF.

#were you trying to cuddle?!#and/or feed me treats?!#oh my god why am I so bad at this #me #ignore this

urmumsfan

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

Useless lesbianism strikes again I'm still confused as to how this even happened and while I don't regret it I'm still stunned. I have so many questions and I'm probably not going to get an answer to any of them. Extremely unfair that I've been bamboozled, once again, by pretty girl kisses and the feeling of being desired.

#me #ignore #goddammit stop being such a hoe for the homies #and learn how to say no to pretty girls

pogasm

that-weird-art-girl-deactivated

Always get the itemized list, babes. ALWAYS.

Not just for medical either. Ever got smacked with a huge ass fee for "damages" when you move out of an apartment that not just eats your security deposit but tries to take an arm and a leg as well.

Ask for the itemized list, you will be surprised how fast they come back with a "huh, that's weird, I can't seem to find where these damages are coming from" and let that shit go.

People WILL try to screw you on all kinds of routine and mundane shit. Don't let them.

theselfcarelifestyle

Be gentle with yourself. Especially if times are rough right now. Be gentle.

Late night realizations are exhausting. I just want to go to sleep, I'm too tired to process all this right now.

#ignore this #im not actually here #me #personal

soberscientistlife

Posting again-weirdness is the best part of us

#bitch i miss you and our crackhead nights #come home to me #or let me come to you

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