[caitlynkirammann]

[gulldrengur]

@belcvednanna

[capulets]

He had been dreaming about his death, so Frigg extracted an oath from every creature, object and force in nature (snakes, metals, diseases, poisons, fire, etc.) that they would never harm Baldur. All agreed that none of their kind would ever hurt or assist in hurting Baldur. Thinking him invincible, the gods enjoyed themselves thereafter by using Baldur as a target for knife-throwing and archery. 

The malicious trickster, Loki, was jealous of Baldur. He changed his appearance and asked Frigg if there was absolutely nothing that could harm the god of light. Frigg, suspecting nothing, answered that there was just one thing: a small tree in the west that was called mistletoe. She had thought it was too small to ask for an oath. Loki immediately left for the west and returned with the mistletoe. He tricked Baldur’s blind twin brother Hod into throwing a mistletoe fig at Baldur. Not knowing what he did, Hod threw the fig, guided by Loki’s aim. Pierced through the heart, Baldur fell dead.

[aurvandill]

I know that I hung on a windy tree nine long nights, wounded with a spear, dedicated to Óðinn, myself to myself, on that tree of which no man knows from where its roots run.

[gulldrengur]

fuck hackers

[valcntines]

this is a social experiment reblog this if u were rping on tumblr before 2016

[oopsiewoopsie123]

Prince of Egypt starters pt. 1

“Can you hear your people cry?”

“I have nothing I can give but this chance that you may live.”

“I pray we’ll meet again.”

“Be still, love don’t cry.”

“Sleep and remember my last lullaby.”

“I’ll be with you when you dream.”

“You’re safe now, and safe may you stay.”

“You almost killed me!”

“Oh come on, where’s your sense of fun?”

“Admit it, you’ve always looked up to me!”

“You don’t think we’ll get in trouble for this, do you?”

“Have I taught you nothing?”

“Do you understand the task for which your birth has destined you?”

“You will be the morning and evening star.”

“One weak link can break the chain of a mighty dynasty.”

“You will never have to carry a burden.”

“You are rather pathetic.”

“Why is it that every time you start something, I am the one who ends up in trouble?”

“You know what your problem is, ___? You care too much.”

“Your problem is you don’t care at all.”

“I suppose you care a lot more than I do that we’re late for the banquet?”

“Nobody will even notice us coming in.”

“I won’t be given to anyone.”

“You will show the proper respect.”

“I am showing you all the respect you deserve–None.”

“Untie this rope. I demand you set me free.”

“I didn’t expect to see you here, of all places.”

“Now you go too far. You shall be punished.”

“You will regret this night.”

“This is my home.”

“Surely this is all I ever wanted.”

“Is this where you found me?”

“So everything I am is a lie?”

“Fate has turned our little misadventure into a great opportunity.”

“You saw what happened. I just killed a man.”

“I will make it so it never happened.”

“Nothing you can say can change what I’ve done.”

“You will be what I say you are.”

“All I’ve ever known to be true is a lie.”

[eomer-eadig]

First teaser for REDBAD (NL, summer 2018)

[cheapcakeripper]

Simon Krogh Stenspil as Tibold in Redbad (2018) part 2

[philomaela]

During the year 754 A.D. the monk Bonifatius was killed in a Dutch town called Dokkum, according to history this was done by barbaric warriors. But was he indeed murdered in cold blood, or is that just the Christian take on the story?

Stills from the upcoming film “Redbad” dir. Roel Reiné

[viking-chaos]

Ragnar Ragnarsson | Tobias Santelmann [requested by anon] The Last Kingdom | 2.04

[lotusgraphics]

Christian Hillborg 250x400 Avatars

Please, like and reblog if you save/use. Do not remove the credit and do not redistribute as your own. We doesn’t claim credits for the images used for the graphics. Thanks ♥

[bnmxfld]

All I have to offer you is everything in me.

William Chapman (via bnmxfld)

[destinyisall-tlk]

erik + 2.04

[fabledresources]

𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒  ( 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐎 )

part two of prompts pulled from taylor swift’s newest album, midnights. a few prompts might have been split up to make more sense in a rp sense, but most remain unchanged. enjoy <3

𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

i wanted that pain.

he wanted a bride.

he stayed the same.

my town was a wasteland.

i broke his heart ‘cause he was nice.

i guess sometimes we all get just what we wanted.

he never thinks of me, except for when i’m on tv

i guess sometimes we all get some kind of haunted.

i never think of him, except on midnights like this.

𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍…? 

we had one thing going on.

i swear that it was something.

i don’t remember who i was before you.

i just may like some explanations.

can i ask you a question?

did you ever have someone kiss you in a crowded room?

what did you do?

did you leave her house in the middle of the night?

did you wish you’d put up more of a fight?

do you wish you could still touch her?

it’s just a question!

i just may like to have a conversation.

you’re still with her?

that’s nice, i’m sure that’s what’s suitable.

𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 

draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man.

you did some bad things, but i’m the worst of them.

sometimes i wonder which one will be your last lie.

they say looks can kill, and i might try.

lately i’ve been dressing for revenge.

i don’t start shit, but i can tell you how it ends.

don’t get sad. get even.

she needed cold hard proof, so i gave her some.

where you think she got it from?

picture me thick as thieves with your ex-wife.

she looks so pretty, driving in your benz.

she don’t start shit, but she can tell you how it ends.

ladies always rise above.

ladies know what people want.

the lady simply had enough

he was doing lines, and crossing all of mine.

someone told his white collar crimes to the fbi.

i’m on my vigilante shit again.

𝐁𝐄𝐉𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐃 

i think i’ve been a little too kind.

didn’t notice you walkin’ all over my peace of mind.

putting someone first only works when you’re in their top five.

by the way, i’m going out tonight.

when i walk in the room, i can still make the whole place shimmer

familiarity breeds contempt.

i polish up real nice.

i think i’ve been too good of a girl.

did all the extra credit, then got graded on a curve.

i think it’s time to teach some lessons.

i made you my world, have you heard?

you can try to change my mind, but you might have to wait in line.

𝐋𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇

it only hurts this much right now.

i’ll be getting over you my whole life.

you know how scared i am of elevators.

uh oh, i’m falling in love.

oh no, i’m falling in love again.

i thought the plane was going down…

how’d you turn it right around?

you would break your back to make me break a smile.

you know how much i hate that everybody just expects me to bounce back.

everybody just expects me to bounce back.

you know how much i hate it.

[erinlinds]

Horses of the Camargue

[theavengers]

Avengers: Infinity War | Thor: Love and Thunder

[rpmemetic]

✯ DRAGON AGE GENERATOR SENTENCES / PART TWO

↪ A list of SENTENCES from the Dragon Age Generator blog on Tumblr, to be used and changed however you see fit. possible trigger WARNINGS for profanity and violence.

↪ All parts can be found here.

❝ and they say summoning demons never solves anything! ❞ ❝ are you serious? right in front of my inquisition? ❞ ❝ at this point, the headache i’m developing is preferable to the templar order. ❞ ❝ carry on. i love to kill people. ❞ ❝ date a girl who summons demons. ❞ ❝ don’t worry. getting in all kinds of trouble and saving the world are what i’m best at. ❞ ❝ don’t worry. kissing girls and killing templars are what i’m best at. ❞ ❝ for 8000 sovereigns a month i will stop getting in all kinds of trouble. ❞ ❝ gather your party and get in all kinds of trouble? ❞ ❝ getting eaten by dragons is human culture. ❞ ❝ guess i’ll summon demons. ❞ ❝ have you ever licked an apostate in winter? ❞ ❝ he say “do you love me?” i tell him “only partly” i only love my necromancy and my dragons, i’m sorry. ❞ ❝ gather your party and suffer various deaths of body and spirit? ❞ ❝ i am dying of something worse than death. magical fisting. ❞ ❝ i destroy the world because it’s the right thing to do. ❞ ❝ i have a purpose. i have pretty girls. ❞ ❝ i want to be a dog. ❞ ❝ if all else fails, raise the dead. ❞ ❝ if she breathes she’s an abomination. ❞ ❝ improvise. adapt. kill ancient gods. ❞ ❝ it was a dark time. there was one light. dragons. ❞ ❝ it’s a good day to bring doom upon all the world. ❞ ❝ it’s nothing personal, i just don’t work with bald people. ❞ ❝ it’s over, ____. i have the egg. ❞ ❝ last night, i saw ____ helping people … then he blew up the chantry. i tell you he must be an abomination or something. ❞ ❝ magic exists to raise the dead and never to save people. change my mind. ❞ ❝ make ____ bald again. ❞ ❝ news of the hour: ____ is an ass. ❞ ❝ nobody steals my dwarf. ❞ ❝ nobody steals my good hair. ❞ ❝ oh, hello … i’m suffering various deaths of body and spirit. would you like to join me? ❞ ❝ once i learn how to unite the lands against the blight it’s over for you bitches. ❞ ❝ press f to unite the lands against the blight. ❞ ❝ self care is uniting the lands against the blight. ❞ ❝ some people??? destroy the world???? to cope??????? ❞ ❝ sometimes to achieve the world one desires, one must put on a dress and dance the remigold. ❞ ❝ the dogs had sought to usurp heaven. but instead, they destroyed it. ❞ ❝ this is so sad alexa summon demons. ❞ ❝ those bastards made me get rid of my goat. poor ser crush-something-soft-and-watch-it-fountain-blood-a-lot. ❞ ❝ though darkness closes, i am shielded by pretty girls. ❞ ❝ what is needed now is not another templar order, but fine dwarven crafts, direct from ____. ❞ ❝ when i was in the circle, demonic possession was only a game. ❞ ❝ while you were partying, i brought doom upon all the world. ❞ ❝ while you were partying, i made this place a sanctum of healing and salvation. ❞ ❝ woman laughing alone with swords. ❞ ❝ you hear that, ____? i’m a giant spider. ❞ ❝ you just can’t throw a decent party without kissing witches. ❞ ❝ you should kiss someone else. like me. i like being kissed. ❞ ❝ your cat is a gift, but it’s also a curse. ❞