Gunning 4 Life. Smoking it Away

"I'm scared. I don't know how to raise a baby, Smoke!"- May

“And I don’t either, but we will work it out and make it work.”

igncrance:

“I don’t…don’t want to be a drunk like my mom. She turned into one after me, what if that happens?”

“It won’t. I won’t allow it. You ever show signs of it, I will tell you and that way you won’t.”

ofblacksheeps

Need A Drink

igncrance:

gunnandsmoke:

qirlsalmighty:

“Whoever told you is wise.”

“Yeah.”

“Tomorrow I’ll be home late,” she suddenly said, tapping the counter.

“Okay. I will keep that noted.” He said with a small smile

ofblacksheeps

The Ex Visits

igncrance:

gunnandsmoke:

qirlsalmighty:

“So what do you want to learn that I know how to do?”

“I do not know.”

“I could teach you Spanish.”

“Yeah? I think that would be cool.”

Abusive ||Starter Sentences||

"I expect you to be home at 7 o'clock sharp, you hear me?"

"Where the fuck were you?! You know I'm going to have to punish you now, right?"

"Now which spot on your body haven't I bruised yet?"

"You've been a VERY naughty boy/girl today.. so you have to be punished. Now do you want the taser first or the hot iron?"

"As soon as you get home, you're going to [insert chore(s) here].. or else..."

"Nobody loves you besides me, but some days, you piss me off to the point where I consider leaving you."

"You did a shitty ass job! Do it again!"

"What did I say about staying out late?! Huh?! WHAT DID I SAY?!"

"God, I can't fucking LIVE with you anymore! You're a disgrace and, compared to your older/younger brother/sister, you're absolute fucking dirt!"

"Jesus, do you even know how to do this?! It's simple, yet you're fucking stupid!"

"Every passing moment I'm with you, I regret the day I ever asked you out."

"Don't leave, please.. I'm sorry for what I did to you.. I promise I'll never do it again."

"It's remarkable how I even put up with you for the past [insert number here] months/years."

#ask memes

the-write-ideas

Fluffy + Shippy sentence pack

requested by anonymous

“I’ve got a kiss with your name on it.”

“Want to make some hot chocolate and make s’mores in the microwave?“

“I don’t remember what life was like before loving you.”

“You look adorable when you’re cold.“

"What would I do without you?”

“My hands are so cold, will you warm them?”

“Sorry, was this your sweater? I’ll give it back… eventually. ”

“You look nothing like [celebrity]. You’re much more pretty/handsome.”

“Ow, I got a papercut… kiss it?”

“I love this song! Want to dance?”

“Here, I’ll kiss it better for you.”

“I can’t imagine being alone anymore."

"Let’s just stay in tonight and watch movies.”

“It’s not just you that I love. I love the me that I become when you’re around.”

“I bet I’m a better cuddler than you."

"Cold? Here, let me hold you.”

“Do you think you could maybe just talk to me? I don’t care about what. I just want to hear the sound of your voice until I fall asleep."

(via the-write-ideas)

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

scream trilogy sentence meme

heads up: huge triggers for graphic/violent language, multiple nsfw themes, some mentions of drugs, and of course murder and horror.

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"movies don't create psychos. movies make psychos more creative!"

"did you really call the police?"

"my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!"

"guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass!"

"you already cut me too deep."

"i think i'm dying here, man!"

"the police are on their way. what are you going to tell them?"

"peer pressure. i'm far too sensitive."

"i'm going to rip you up, bitch."

"there are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. for instance, number one; you can never have sex."

"sex equals death, okay?"

"never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "i'll be right back." because you won't be back."

"i'll be right back."

"see, you push the laws and you end up dead."

"you hang up on me again and i'll gut you like a fish!"

"do you like scary movies?"

"what's your favorite scary movie?"

"my name isn't jesus."

"i never thought i'd be so happy to be a virgin."

"careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare."

"EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!"

"i wanna see breasts."

"if you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?"

"this is life. this isn't a movie."

"it's all a movie. it's all one great big movie."

"that woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was sharon stone or somethin'."

"maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior."

"it certainly fucked you up."

"it made you have sex with a psychopath."

"i don't really believe in motives."

"you're not a virgin. now you got to die. those are the rules."

"it's a scream, baby!"

"it's called tact, you fuck-rag."

"you are much prettier in person."

"who am i? the beer wench?"

"fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree so we can expose you for the heartless, desensitized little shits that you are!"

"i will totally protect you. yo, i am so buff, i got you covered, girl."

"well, you're not going to be alone any more, right? if you pee, i pee. is that clear?"

"wait, i thought we were going to go out."

"i didn't kill anybody."

"i ought to gut your ass in a second, kid."

"it's all part of the game."

"why don't you wanna talk to me?"

"how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered?"

"i am two seconds away from calling the police!"

"if they make a movie about all this, who would play you?"

"what do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer?"

"you make me so sick. your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me."

"never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead."

"prank calls are a criminal offense prosecuted under penal code 653M."

"i'd let the geek get the girl."

"bitch, hang up the phone and star-69 his ass!"

"you can't blame real life violence on entertainment."

"life is life. it doesn't imitate anything."

"hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved."

"no matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl."

"i'm gonna get some donuts, some prozac; see if i can find some crack."

"how do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?"

"if she's not a killer, she's a target."

"just wait until the trial. it's gonna rock!"

"it's not wise to patronize me with a gun."

"now i'm gonna do what any rational human being would do and that is to get the fuck outta here."

"stupid people go back! smart people run! we're smart people, so we should just get the fuck outta here!"

"why do you always answer a question with a question?"

"drink with your brains, that's our motto."

"i am gonna fucking kill you! FUCKING KILL YOU! you are dead! DEAD!"

"don't you know history repeats itself?"

"no, it's not just a movie. it's a true story."

"can't we just go back to our pseudo-quasi happy existence?"

"psychos can't kill what they can't find."

"god why don't stop your whining and get on with it. i've heard all this shit before."

"why don't you take some fucking responsibility?"

"i know what it's like to see ghosts that don't go away, to be watching a scary movie in your head, whether you want to or not, watching it alone."

"dude, i think she likes me. did you see how she was looking at me?"

"i know where you're going, you're gonna get her some flowers and candy, right? huh?"

thekingrenlyarchieve

“All alone so I will not turn like you want me to.” “All the pain I wanted it to end.” “Don’t say that it’s over you can’t live without me.” “How can this be love if you are leaving me?” “I am not letting this story end.” “I can’t be near you right now because I know you are no longer mine.” “I couldn’t face a life without your lights but that was ripped apart, when you refused to fight.” “I don’t know if I can stand another hand upon you.” “I don’t know who I am without you.” “I knew who you were from the start but now I don’t know who you are.” “I said goodbye because I love you.” “I won’t show mercy on you now.” “If you still want me, please forgive me.” “Is it worth all what I have gained?” “It has to be this way cause I am not right for you.” “It’s over now.” ”I’ve been waiting for someone like you.“ “Once upon a time we had a lot to fight for.” “Remember when I swore my/your love was never ending?” “Save your mercy for someone who needs it.” “Say something I’m giving up on you.” “She/He dares to stand where I stood.” “She/He will love you more than I could.” “Something is getting in the way, something is just about to break.” ”The fight inside is breaking me again.“ “There is a curse between us.” “Time can heal but the scars hide only the way you feel.” “We both know how it will end.” “What have you done now?” “Why did you choose to lean on a man you knew was falling?” “Why does fate make us suffer?” “Wish I had other choice than to hurt the one I love.” “Would you mind if I hurt you? Understand that I need to.” “You are slipping away.” “You are the one that I Iove and I am saying goodbye.” “You have turned into my worse enemy.” “You meant to me more than anyone I ever loved at all.” “You still speak of day old hate though your whole world had turned into flames.” “You thought you were standing beside me, you were only in my way.”

"Honey will you make me a smoothie, please?" Azie laid on the couch, hands on her swollen belly. "You make them better than anyone."

“Yeah, of course I can.” He said with a small smile and went to start making her a smoothie

“You see what you did?” He wasn’t useless; he made a baby.

“Yea I do.”

#i don;t kniw

Drunkish Text; From Gunn

When she got there, she searched for his blue hair, finding him soon. “Hon.”

He grinned widely “Heeeey.”

She kissed his cheek, smelling the alcohol on him. “Having fun?”

“Yes. I am.” He said with a toothy grin

(Accidental?) Overdose

“They’re working as best as they can, I promise you.”

☆

“I’m hungry,” Logan said, grabbing a box of mac and cheese. “Can you make this?”

#boxed mac 'n cheese? that shit is gross #never had it nor do i ever #I prefer homemade mac 'n cheese

“They better.” He mumbled

☆

“Yeah. Of course I can.” He said and grabbed hold of the box and going to make it