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``Just a few months ago in the Mushroom city, two concurrent yet unrelated tragedies took place.
The first was a mass-kidnapping of the crew that ran the popular media outlet, SuperGlitchy. It was reported that eight went missing, and only three returned. Two of the three survivors wished to remain anonymous, but one survivor chose to share the story... though, its credibility is to be questioned. "We were just-a having a movie night like-a usual," says Mario Mario, "when all-a the lights went out! And then just-a like that, we were in TV world!" Mario went on to describe in... graphic detail how the events went down. For more details on this, you can see our paid article under our subscription service. The supposed "TV-Man" that Mario described does not match any documented person we can find, so this mystery remains unsolved/
The second was a much more private matter. The surviving victim has not only requested that she and her children remain anonymous, but she refuses to disclose any details to the press. From what we know, multiple people were killed in pursuit of this victim. The perpetrator was unsettlingly efficient, and they left little to no trace of themself after their escape. However, we do have a description to keep an eye out for. The killer was a round six and a half feet tall, and they wore a welder's mask with two cannons attached to the helmet. They were last seen wearing a dark blue jumpsuit, akin to that of a mechanic. If any information is found on this person, please call the authorities.``
"Oh, Weaponz! Weaponz, we're in the papers together!" "Uh-huh." "Come now, you could at least try to sound excited!" "..." "..." "Yippee." "That's the spirit!"
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hi! my name is rachnid and i am the owner of this ask blog and my text will be poipal (pronouns: he/him)
the general gist of this au is that WPNZ and Puzzles are villains of slasher films with Puzzles being a witty supernatural villain (like freddy krueger or chucky) and WPNZ being a silent serial killer villain (like jason or michael myers)! you can ask them any question you want with sooome slight rules
no explicit nsfw! suggestive themes or jokes are fine, but this is not an nsfw blog
do not romanticize or glorify either of their actions! please remember that they are bad people
this is more of a personal preference but no ships regarding either of them that isn't gunshow (gunpaws/bangmeow/catfight excluded for obvious reasons)
alright! now that that's out of the way, tags!
#gunslasher au : the general au tag!
#gunslasher puzzles : jigsaw-specific posts!
#gunslasher wpnz : weaponz-specific posts!
#rachnid : me ooc tag!
and nowwww character information!
Jigsaw: He/any, the Puzzles of this au, surviving victims: Meggy, SMG4, Mario
Weaponz: He/him, the WPNZ of this au, surviving victims: Karen and the kids
and lastly....
PLEASE INTERACT!!! ENGAGEMENT FUELS ME LIKE NOTHING ELSE!!!
okay that's all byyyyee!












