joe

[guntherno]

trying to get triggered by thinspo but my hearts just not in it

[guntherno]

serving transfem in this gym

[guntherno]

group of old ppl at the gym overhear one of them say “but u cant tell them that, this generation just doesnt wanna listen” SIGHHHHH

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is one of my favorite adventure time clips for the sheer density of nonsense per second delivered in the most deadpan voice imaginable

[guntherno]

kind of everything

[guntherno]

sometimes i wish i was fun and joyous and carefree unfortunately im serious and also hateful

[guntherno]

had a dream lisa rinna told me its okay to gain 10 pounds

[guntherno]

actually its not though and im locking tf in

[guntherno]

had a dream lisa rinna told me its okay to gain 10 pounds

[guntherno]

windows fogging up inside the house lord help us

[guntherno]

my mom genuinely acts like im slow when i text her and i just dont respond like bro.

asked her to pick me up for something shes like ok so you dont have work correct? obviously i dont have work if i had work i would go to damn work like

such a minor instance but after she does it with every little thing its become so grating

[guntherno]

old men love coming to investigate the squat rack next to me then leave when my sets over so they can do their 10 sets of bend ur knees FALL DOWN THE STAIRS AND DIE

[guntherno]

i dont wash my hands when the gym is full of old ppl i want them all to get sick and die tbh

[guntherno]

have no style lately ong i want a new wardrobe so bad im so zamn broke

[guntherno]

actually watching martins overwatch gameplay omg he is so bad

used entire moira ult just to damage lifeweaver tree

then he popped ult at 2hp and ofc died during animation 😭

[guntherno]

tipsy solo queue dps instapick widow

[guntherno]

its hard having friends bc i cant be normal about other people

[guntherno]

cutting my hair while its curly will always work out straightened bc im pure of heart and soul

smudge on mirror making me look like ive seen battle and returned blind in one eye after an attack from a mysterious creature that i can’t speak of until a group of scientists forces me to recount it while i’m their guide through the forest during their mission to study it