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connorjacobx:

“Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

“Of course I know what I’m doing. Who do you think I am?”

#convo: connorjacobx

weasleydragon-tamer:

“Sorry, I didn’t hear you knocking. You weren’t out there long, were you?”

“An unbearable amount of time, it is shocking that I’m still here waiting honestly. What were you doing anyway?”

#convo: weasledragontamer

piperxsmith:

“Now that Christmas is officially over, let’s talk about New Years and how I’m trying to look like a walking disco ball. What are you wearing?”

“Excuse me but we can’t both be wearing silver sequenced jumpsuits.”

#convo: piperxsmith

death-ophelia:

Ophelia stood in the pet shop, holding the large bunny in her arms. “I wonder if Hogwarts would allow me to keep you.” She said to no one in particular.

“Ooh there is no chance of that, I argued with them the whole time I was there that they should let me bring a puppy but they kept sending them away... Anyway I hope they wont let you keep it or I’ll be pissed.” Angus interjected, pretty sure that she hadn’t been speaking to him but he didn’t really care.”

#convo: deathophelia

jensonxolivander:

“Can you please refrain from talking about presents? I’ve still not started my shopping.”

“It’s not my fault that you’re unprepared. Basically everyone has sent their presents already so you’re basically fucked.”

#convo: jensonxolivander

weasleydragon-tamer:

“By not staring at them like you’re a psychopath? Ask for their number like a normal human being.”

“Look Harrison I’ve been using this technique for as long as I can remember and to say I’ve been successful would be an understatement. Now watch and learn.” Angus let out a loud whistle, giving the person he’d been staring at a wink when they turned around. Usually his forward approach worked but this time all he received was a middle finger and a turned back. “And that’s how you don’t do it.”

#convo: weasleydragontamer

#music #ipod

weasleydragon-tamer:

“You know if you keep staring like that they’ll know you’re looking, right.”

“Well if they don’t know that I’m admiring them how am I ever going to get their number?”

#conov: weasleydragontamer

piperxsmith:

“Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I’m gonna pass..”

“Rude. Here I was thinking that you were at least a little nice in there somewhere.”

#convo: piperxsmith

talia-hall:

“They’re all just a bunch of snotty tweens anyways, it’s not like teaching makes any difference. No one gives a shit about divination.”

“Exactly! I bet there’s like two kids in that whole school who actually care what you say. Not that it’s not important, just that they’re idiots.”

#convo: taliahall

novaxlongbottom:

“Almost a year I think, I mean she’s pretty big. I don’t keep track to be honest,” Nova replied. “That’s my sister’s and her husband’s job.”

“Oh ew, that age. They can’t even talk yet it’s horrible... I mean, cute.” Angus smiled at her, trying to play it off. “But I’m sure with my expert fashion sense and your money she’ll look great.”

#convo: novaxlongbottom

talia-hall:

“We’ve had so much time off from classes, I don’t want to go back.”

“Then don’t? Just quit and leave all those kids, who cares really?”

#convo: taliahall #/how helpful Gus #/how nice

novaxlongbottom:

“If you help me pick out clothes for my niece, then I’ll get you some food,” she replied.

“Hmm food.” Angus pretended to ponder the option. “I shall take you up on that. Your niece is going to be the coolest little girl around. How old is she?”

#convo: novaxlongbottom

theother-wood:

Gabe snorted and tossed them at him. “Who shoved your wand up your ass?”

“I only do that on the weekends now.” Gus caught the headpiece, laughing a little. “I just have an image to keep up and I can’t have you ruining that.”