fcking dragons

there are runestones dancing with shock switch tiles when i close my eyes. #22782 cantrip wind flight

[abyssalpeach-deactivated2019081]

"buy my fucking dragons god dammit" a flight rising story

[gustandbluster]

Scatterscrolls: This is why you buy more than two.

[1:54:37 AM] Voodoo Sugar: scatter again IF UR GONNA tell me whazzit

[1:54:51 AM] jashindamnit: oh my god

[1:54:53 AM] Voodoo Sugar: CHRISTASM DRAGON

[1:54:53 AM] jashindamnit: kill me

[1:54:57 AM] jashindamnit: IM GONAN SHTI

[1:55:01 AM] Voodoo Sugar: HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER

[1:55:03 AM] jashindamnit: http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&id=19748&tab=dragon&did=362759 IM LAUGHGIN SO FUCKING HARD

[1:55:04 AM] jashindamnit: GOOD GOD

[1:55:08 AM] Sleepy Specs: I CHOEKED LAUGHIGN

[1:55:11 AM] jashindamnit: FUCK ME

[1:55:25 AM] Lu: ...SCREAMS HES THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS DRAGon \

[1:55:26 AM] Sleepy Specs: HSI TEERT IS EVEN ***SILVER**** FUCK MY FLIFE THIS IS HOW I DIE

[1:55:27 AM] Lu: SILVER TERt

[1:55:30 AM] Sleepy Specs: GOODBUTE FRIENDS

[1:55:33 AM] jashindamnit: I MLAUGHING SO AHRDUG I CANT

[1:55:36 AM] Voodoo Sugar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cP8RzHHhVI

[1:55:39 AM] Lu: 2 AM IS TOO EAYL R T O LAUGH

[1:55:41 AM] jashindamnit: FUCK

[1:55:44 AM] Lu: IM CHOKING

[1:55:44 AM] Sleepy Specs: IM SOBIING

[1:56:07 AM] jashindamnit: I AHTE YMA LIFE

[1:56:13 AM] Voodoo Sugar: II MM CRYIGN

[gustandbluster]

Seeking: One very specific dragon!

I require a very specific baby for something. I had dragons prepared to breed and was going to try to rent a nest, but with the price of boons being what it is it's cheaper for me to put out an ad and see if I can't work another arrangement out. :(

What am I looking for? The dragon has to meet these exact specifications:

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Sex: male Breed: any, but common/plentiful is preferred Flight: Plague Primary: White Secondary: Tomato / Crimson / Red Tertiary: Tomato / Crimson / Red

DOES NOT have to be gened. DOES NOT have to be first gen. DOES NOT have to be unnamed - I'm all right spending 6k to rename.

If secondary & tertiary don't match, a darker tert than secondary would be preferable but isn't required!

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I cannot stress enough that I'm looking for a plague hatchling. Ice would have been my second choice, and I'm already in possession of an ice baby that meets these specs!!

Please PM me if you have a hatchling that fits these criteria that you're interested in selling!!

[gustandbluster]

i finally have a tag!!!

credit to jashindamnit @ frickingdragons o lawd what a perfect baby she drew me ;;

[ren-dragon]

psst psst psst if you want to reserve a double seafoam hatchling, 20k will guarantee that you get it

[gustandbluster]

UM. VERY MUCH WANT.

[gustandbluster]

can i just take a sec to brag about the GORGEOUS FRICKIN IMP BABIES im gonna be breeding in a month??

[dramarising]

The Flight Rising Drinking Game Take a drink every time… - A page fails to load - A game doesn’t give you treasure - Lag makes it impossible to complete dailies in under an hour - A breeding pair produces 1 egg *Bonus! If it’s a wildclaw, imperial or skydancer producing pairing, finish your drink. - You miss your market item restock - An unscheduled maintenance appears  *Bonus! If the site is extra broken after an extended maintenance, finish your drink. *Sudden Death Round If you need to get wasted in under five minutes, take a drink every time…

- A flame-war over Dominance begins - Someone complains about Imperial Prices *Have 911 on speed dial. You’ll need it. (to be taken in jest only)

[gustandbluster]

things i think also deserve to be part of this:

- disconnected from the coliseum mid-fight (take two drinks if it happens on the final turn!) - "When is registration going to be open again?" - exalt-shaming (take two if Ice flight is mentioned specifically.) - help forum advice is incorrect, contains the phrase 'on tumblr'

-finish the bottle if you find a new post on 'dragon shaming' that isn't about one-egg nests

[spiralknots-blog]

Quickie Skydancer Giveaway!

Hello, all! I know we said that we weren’t planning on giving away Skydancers this week, but linnet and I (kirin) have both had the good fortune of ample clutches and handsome hatchlings. We thought we’d share some Skydancer love with the rest of you by giving away two from our clutches!

Before we continue with the giveaway, we again warmly thank our followers for supporting and interacting with us on our blog. There’s been some drama recently, but we hope to move past it and are sincerely appreciative of the positive messages we’ve received, even if we don’t always get around to responding to each and every one of them. (I myself would also like to apologize for being so quiet lately; I hope to get back into the swing of things and perhaps do some arty things in the near future.)

Here are the hatchlings you have a chance of winning!

Kirin’s double-gened male Skydancer (good for breeding triples, if I do say so myself)!

Linnet’s triple-gened male Skydancer, featuring a lovely high contrast gembond!

This giveaway is another easy one: simply reblog this giveaway with (1) your username, (2) your user ID, and (3) your preference. This giveaway will end in 24 hours - approximately 6:00 PM in FR time (I know, we lied when we said our next giveaway would be longer). Best of luck and we hope everyone’s enjoying the breed release!

[gustandbluster]

cantrip, #22782, kirin's!

[ladyshadowbinder]

sits here with her guilty purchase and 500 gems left.

[gustandbluster]

thEYRE SO PRETTY THOUGH

[gustandbluster]

here's my new girlie all dolled up after some gene therapy C: what a babe

[ladyshadowbinder]

IM SCREAMING.

MY FRIEND BOUGHT AN UGLY IMP AND SCATTERSCROLLED IT ***ONCE*** AND GOT THIS FUCKING THING

I AM IN *PAIN*

[gustandbluster]

thats reason enough for me to love her

[gustandbluster]

finished :3c

im also done artspamming the tag i promise.

[gustandbluster]

i think i missed some responders in that post i'm really sorry D: 

[gustandbluster]

 vesprite reblogged this from gustandbluster and added:

I think that’s definitely reasonable for this :3

draconomicon reblogged this from gustandbluster and added:

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

 dukeofherring reblogged this from gustandbluster and added:

20k!? o.o You’ll definitely have a lot of takers at that price, but don’t sell yourself short!

deanmachinefr reblogged this from gustandbluster and added:

20k is a very reasonable price!!! :) Once I’m done saving up for stuff (yeahokhaha) I’d probably be interested :)

twoboons reblogged this from gustandbluster and added:

this is amazing!

oh man i was not expecting the immediate response. (/3\) thanks guys!! and yeah i figured 20k was probably on the low end but more takers is better for me rn i mean since they're portraits and the little bit of example thats up there was like ~15 or 20 minutes....

gee, i guess when maint is over i'll go get a thread set up :o thank you guys so much

[gustandbluster]

Interest check!!

would ppl be interested in dragon portraits kinda like this one maybe?

i mean obviously this one isnt finished but im literally doing it as an example so if no one's interested i'm not. yeah.

i'm thinking 20k treasure / 200 gems?? (gems would actually take priority because i have a dragon I have to WC...) uhhh anyway yeah if that's an absurd price tell me because i don't have any clue about the art market on fr sorry

[quietly removes ID tag because shame]