Ask a Lowly Gutter Pony

@guttershy-blog

Hi. I'm Fluttershy. All my friends left Ponyville and the authorities took all my animals away because I was "hoarding". It was my fault, really. I live outside Ponyville in a small house. Okay, it's an old oil drum, actually, but I've grown to love it. Does anypony have any questions for me? Or maybe do you need your windows cleaned or bookshelves dusted? I can do dishes, too. (Emotionally unstable, impoverished, masochist, no self-worth or purpose, post-series Fluttershy! Yaaay..) Information Information about the character, content warnings, blog and mod. Please read this if you're new to this blog.

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((I need to go make some tea now. Destroyed by my own cruel game.))

pegasus-cloud-kicker replied to your post: ((Hey everyone. It's probably late at night. Let's play a game. It's called don't think about yawning.))

(( DAMN YOU SPRINKLES, DAMN YOOOOOU!))

((Sounds like someone lost the g- ..I'm out now, too.))

((Hey everyone. It's probably late at night. Let's play a game. It's called don't think about yawning.))

Well, I'm just gonna go to bed,

G-goodnight, miss Pinkamena!

(Fluttershy hugs.)

..I-I hope you have good d-dreams!

#askpinkamena

ryblogs

I hate posts that end with something like "85% of you will ignore this" or "93% won't reblog this".

guttershy-blog

Bitch, show me your degree in Reblog Research.

Some would argue that putting cocaine inside of potatoes makes you a bad pony. NOT THAT I WAS DOING SO, NO SIREE NO SMUGGLING HERE!

..o-okay.. I believe you.

#hovani

askpinkamena submitted:

Why are you just changing the subject like that?

I-I'm just really interested in your baking..

(Fluttershy forces a sheepish smile.)

quickslit replied to your post: Hey Fluttershy. I’m back to normal. By the way, did I say anything when I was knocked out?

*thinks to self* Close call.* So, thanks for helping me out. Really. I owe you. Is there anything you want to do today? I’m free for the day.

..I-I was just going to try to b-break my old record a-at the silent game and w-watch my daisies grow.

(Fluttershy frowns.)

L-last time I was d-doing good b-but then I s-started humming. I'm such a l-loudmouth.

askpinkamena submitted:

NO

YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST PONIES I HAVE EVER MET

(Fluttershy quietly shakes her head and changes the subject.)

H-have you b-baked anything nice lately, P-Pinkie?

Note to self:

Asking for potatoes makes you a bad pony.

askpinkamena submitted:

NO YOU ARENT

YOU ARE MORE VALUABLE THAN ALL THE ANTS

EVERY

SINGLE

ONE

A-ants are ponies, too, a-and I'm less than a pony..

Hey Fluttershy. I'm back to normal. By the way, did I say anything when I was knocked out?

S-something about loving the Who.. it was k-kind of hard to hear you w-when you were f-face down on the carpet. ..it's not my favorite band, but I guess My Generation was a good song..

#quickslit

WHY WOULD I DO ANY OF THOSE

askpinkamena submitted:

WHY WOULD I DO ANY OF THOSE

..b-because I'm less valuable than an ant..