helo

hi im kaid im 23 and both my cat and I are a little bit chonky. nothing's changed I still cope via self-sabotage. ask me a fuckin quastion

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

[the-one-and-only-allium]

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[theworldsmostevilgayperson]

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

[nonetoon]

[wistful-giselle]

just thinking of how our meaning or purpose in life is merely to experience. eating an orange segment, hoping for snow, being in love, returning over and over to one painting, stepping outside for the full moon, submersion in water, having a favourite colour, knowing beauty, feeling alone, feeling connected, feeling longing… it is enough. 

[pdfbabe]

babygirl i’m deficient in vitamins scientists haven’t even discovered yet

[julian2006]

what goes thru a white boy’s mind when they get dressed like

“u know what’ll go great with these basketball shorts? socks with little marijaunas”

[thoradvice]

it’s so easy to deny yourself basic things, like food and sleep, in order to punish yourself. but you deserve better. you deserve tasty foods that make you smile, to sleep in and go to bed early, to be warm and cozy. you never have to “earn” that. you deserve all of that and more just by existing. you’re allowed to be kind to yourself. kindess is brave.

[lhazaar]

why do i have to format emails like i’m writing a letter to my fucking husband on the frontlines of the long war. my dearest gregory. it has been too long since i’ve held in my embrace. o, that these travails shall lead us to one another again. my sincerest, fondest thoughts go with you in this, your hour of need. i have attached the requested documents in .pdf format. thanks!

[obe]

[itbrennan-deactivated20190203]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

maybe if bernie just showed a little more skin

delete

[trashboat]

this is the post that got bernie slut shamed in congress

[konoko]

[anemonequeen-moved]

fuck this. fuck you *unasks my question*

[endofeva1997]

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

movie producers be like

[byjove]

this is so funny the pharmacist was definitely in the right here

[byjove]

apothecary: we will not allow your plagued husband to infect our shoppe

the hag: AYE a most disrespectful and churlish villain you are

[byjove]

this happened in like 2015 I cannot believe how above the curve our pharmacist was

[petfinder-names]

[strelka]

hesitant helen fandom rise up

[itskyalenotkyletoo]

[itskyalenotkyle]

Lmaoo

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

It's disrespectful

[kaijuno]

[oneheadtoanother]