Guild Wars 2 Secrets

A collection of anonymously-submitted postcards containing the secrets of Guild Wars 2 players, in the style of Postsecret. Please read the FAQ before submitting or messaging.

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Stop blaming everything else for the things that go wrong but your own shortcomings.

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Guilds of Drama Llamas shouldn’t shame people into RPing with them.

There are a number of guild that seem be being going into drama overload lately and I, frankly, have other fun RP that I would rather do then pander to them.

The problem is this Drama Llama is like a raging fire and suck all the fucking oxygen out of the room. Drama Llama demands you look at them! Drama Llama need RP to go their way and always their way! Drama Llama NEED all the fucking attention….

No Drama Llama. I am blocking you and ignoring your stupid mega plots. I AM NOT THE BAD ONE FOR NOT WANTING TO TAKE PART!

Sorry Drama Llama, I have fun RP to look forward to. You can have fun in your cesspool.

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Anyone care for a puzzle?

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Even the politics are watered down like shitty whisky at a Vegas casino.

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i know it is supposed to be pretendy fun times, but if you say you are going to be there, please show up.  i am ready to leave and find people who will not waste my time by causing me to wait for something that will never happen.

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This is what I see everytime a certain airheaded noble 'flutters her eyelashes"...

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I stopped role playing years ago because the norn-only guild I was in fell apart because of drama.  Now I sorely want to experience RP in this rich universe again, but I'm too nervous and afraid that the next guild I'll join will devolve into the same thing that my old guild devolved into...

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ughhh you all weren't interested in Elonians before, now you have to act like its some godsend. not to mention coming back to this game after calling it shit and leaving for other games. I mean - not that I mind, but I hope its not just cause you wanna ride your raptors in DR or get on the Elonian hype train because it's now PLOT RELEVANT.

I hope we can make a Seraph Penguin Company for directing street traffic and handing out raptor parking tickets. 

bad enough a troll RP'd an elonian guy wanting to trade his goats for a "white woman" in the Coin last week.

I'd rather have people play something because they like it, can tell a good story with it, and enjoy it. Not to say that you shouldn't love the new shinies. But please don't bandwagon when everyone else is doing it cause its the new in thing. I'm sure the Cantha expac (if we get it) will be the same.

Can't wait.

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If you have to pretend you're a nobleman, for the love of RP, don't say you're from Elona. Elona has princes, not lords, and that was before Joko took over. If you were Elonian nobility, you'd be a walking corpse. Lear the ore BEFORE jumping on the Elonian bandwagon craze.

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I find it hilarious that the leader  of an openly ic-corrupt seraph guild complains about  not accepting consequences, when that guild's ic-corruption had no consequence even when complaints where lodged ic. Glass houses anyone?

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I have the ERP logs of a "Minister" getting pegged by a FUTANorn (is there any other sort?). Will pay in game gold for ERP logs you no longer need. Names not blanked out. Show interest and I'll leave my discord in the comments.

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Where did you go?