🔱 Tis I 🔱

stay shook kiddos and welcome to my collection of shit posts etc

[memorywitches]

Did u ever have an "a" in ur username or have I imagined "blackpaladinlance" the whole time

tragically it has never had an A 😔

[gwentheofficial]

Mandela effect

[steviestevington]

[champagne-zaddy]

Oh myyy goodddddddddd

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[gwentheofficial]

I don’t know him, but I love him

[pepper-bottom]

There’s a lot of discourse going around right now about everyone’s ages but this is literally the only thing I’ve been thinking of since they were officially released

[pepper-bottom]

Ok I fixed it

[bext-k]

The addition is my downfall I’ve been laughing for an hour

[anightmarefantasmic]

[rosezemlya]

See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk.  On the shallowest surface level, he fills the “low IQ sidekick” role.  But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.

I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie.  There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read.  He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.

In the second gif, he’s like - “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”

Then in the fourth, he’s like - “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders.  If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset!  They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath!  And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”

Then in the sixth gif he’s like - “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”

He’s doing the right thing and he knows it.  No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.

His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.

I just…love him.

[smellyalaternerds-deactivated20]

Kronk is the best hands down.

[nicktoons]

PSA

[keith-mcclain]

i love this boy so much

[niconiizura]

when ppl Actually Acknowledge that pidge really didn’t want to cut her hair and is probably cool with wearing dresses/skirts 

[leggylance]

consider: altean lance with kuzco’s personality

[leggylance]

lance: (kicks the door open) HA! BOOM, BABY

[leggylance]

lance: (snaps fingers) butler. (snaps fingers) chef. (snaps fingers) theme song guy 👉😎👉

[leggylance]

lance: NO TOUCHY

[screenshotsofdespair]

[fontech-deactivated20221012]

oh ok

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

It’s for the best

[gwentheofficial]

Im from ohio, and I feel this is what's best

[cheshire-art-archive]

So I really like this whole mermaid au in the voltron fandom, but then I thought, there’s so much mermaid lance, what about mermaid keith??

so yeah. keith got hurt somehow (probably impulsively trying to fight a shark tbqh) and lance finds him on the beach and helps him, and now whenever keith wants to visit lance, he lurks in the water until lance invites him out.

[elpatronrealg]

[aghostforafriend-deactivated201]

Bullshit

[werpiper]

BRILLIANT

[aimofdestiny]

@petermorwood

[petermorwood]

Swords from nails are cute: for how-to reference, here’s a video.

And here are some more ex-nails.

This looks like something Terry would have given the Nac mac Feegle. (NB, must glow blue in the presence of lawyers…)

If you want something bigger, there are plenty of photos of handsome knives made from old US railroad spikes…

This one is so well-finished that it looks incomplete without a proper grip; of course a grip would conceal its origin. YMMV. Swings and roundabouts..

Not just knives…

There are even swords (with extra metal added, of course).

There’s an attractive Middle Earth Elvish look to these.

[jell-o-cat]

Man that first one is like swords for mice

[artsywitchling]

did one for lance too

[pizzanet-blog1]

[bettythanyou]

Gay, gay, gay, gay. I like this

[bottomskelly]

weed, gay, homo, death.

[gwentheofficial]

Gotta go out with a bang

[foxyjoy-art]

BATtron? 

[foxyjoy-art]

LANCE’S BIRTHDAY IS JULY 28TH!!!!   

[biancadelbitch-deactivated20170]

I wanna get soooo rich that I can buy an island and invite only girls in it. All girls, all of them. Modern day Lesbos

[biancadelbitch-deactivated20170]

Reblog to get invited to my girl only island

[bassiter]

while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase “come on snake, let’s rattle,” which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight

and. hhhooooooooo boy does that fact have some Potential

[steampunkepsilon]

Invite your crush to the dance floor, but instead they just fuckin deck you

[gwentheofficial]

Lance: C'mon, snake. Let's rattle~ ;) Keith: *fighting stance*