hoefordrarry

Rayne-18-Genderfluid (any pronouns)-lesbian

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Harry: I am not obsessed with Draco, Ron! *proceeds to stare*

Ron: Mhm, sure.

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Draco storming into his fathers office: Father, when can I leave to be on my ooownnn?? I’ve got the whole world to see! *iconic death drop*

Lucius: What the fuck did I raise.

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Draco: Ok, I know I promised to write you a song, but I can’t sing or write songs. So I decided to just pick one.

Harry: Let’s hear it!

*Beautiful Boy by John Lennon starts playing*

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Harry: What if you die and I’m still here?

Draco: Well, babe, you’ll probably be really miserable and you’ll probably die in two days.

Harry: No cap?

Draco: No cap.

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Harry: HeeHee.

Draco: Relatable.

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Draco: I’m tired.

Harry: Mhm.

Draco: And I’m hungry.

Draco: Oh and I’m sad.

Harry: No, you’re just horny.

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Harry: Dray?

Draco: Hm?

Harry: Do I look good in this outfit?

*Draco turns to look at him*

Draco: I am gonna fuck you senseless omg.

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Draco: Where did I put my cloak?

Harry: Lost your cloak, Malfoy?

Draco: Watch it, before I use your body as my cloak, Potter.

Harry: I-

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Harry: Why don’t you love him?

Lucius: He’s my son, I love him more than you do!

*they continue arguing*

Draco: Omg my boyfriend and my father are fighting over me! Lucky me!

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Harry: Life is nothing but pain and misery.

Draco: Same bro.

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Draco: I hate myself.

Harry: I hate myself as well.

Draco: We’re dating now.

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Draco: Damn, Potter. You look amazing in that outfit.

Harry: You ripped all my clothes off-

Draco: Exactly.

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Draco: Harry, babe I-

Sees Harry crying*

Draco: Baby, what’s wrong?

Harry: I’m just scared to loose you, I’ve lost so many people already.

Draco: You’re never gonna loose me, dearest.

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At the ice cream shop*

Cashier: What topping would you like?

Harry: Draco Malfoy.

Cashier:

Draco: Is it possible to have a bottom instead of a topping?

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Harry: Drayyyyy?

Draco: Hmm?

Harry: Can we have sex, pretty please?

Draco: You don’t have to beg like that, you should save that for later.

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Draco: Harry, what do you think about a fresh start?

Harry: Are you breaking up with me?!

Draco: We’re married.

Harry: Are you divorcing me?!

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Draco: Ok so, a police officer pulled me over and said “Papers.”

Harry: And then?

Draco: I said “Scissors.” and drove off.