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CALLISTO • 28 • HE/THEY

THIS IS CALLISTO'S BLOG. hello. i am holding your hand gently as you read my terrible posts.

I am a genderqueer bisexual disaster with a beautiful wife and a brain that Don't Work Too Good. I'm extremely invested in an unreasonable range of media, primarily video games and music. I also love to write fiction, specifically sci-fi and fantasy. I have two guinea pigs named Lucy and Gerald, and a dog named Gaia. They're cuter than your pets but I'm willing to agree to disagree!!

Below is a small selection of my special interests - if you're very passionate about some kind of media, especially if it's very weird, please recommend it to me and i promise i WILL look at it!!!!

BANDS: Mother Mother, Arctic Monkeys, Foster the People

GAMES: Final Fantasy XIV, Dead Space, Dragon Age, Soulsborne

MOVIES: The Thing, Enter the Spiderverse, Alien

I'm down to chitchat about literally anything and my DM's are open!!!

Message me if you'd like the link to my NSFW blog, or if you want my Discord @!

#may add on to this more in the future but.#i wanted to put together something i can pin on the front of the blog #since i see a lot of people doing that #loosely stole the format from #slopmaster9000 #bc their vibe was immaculate

charl0ttan

wait if baby oil isnt really made from babies then what on earth is olive oil made from.......

bored-trans-orchidsexual

Olive, the other raindeer.

here i go downloading guild wars 2 again...... for no particular reason....teehee.....

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #rumors about gw at sgf got me kinda #flushed emoji

what if i rp'd

laugtherhyena

Concept; Opedoto becomes a thing and Opera goes from "My dear Doto" to "Doto my queen" when talking to her

rookiebe

this ones for all my losers out there who do so with a smile on their face!!!!

mafafalala333

horse lesbians !!!

bumblebeebats

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

variablejabberwocky

#I live with a small clowder of insane toddlers who are#always and at any given moment#trying to kill me and themselves#i just need to know if whatever they've just done is going to work this time (x)

tricksnbears

Opedotoooo skeshy😚💕

hoppingamongsthestars

HELP IM SO EXCITED ABOUT VISIONS OF ETERNITY COMING OUT NEXT WEEK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

birdblitz

umatober day 3 / gold ship

feefal

Decomposition final boss

birdblitz

umatober day 8 / tm opera o

thatweirdnoiseat3am

Okay, they might not be my favorite race in the game (that's the asura) but sylvari are such an insane concept for a race in a MMO

Their whole culture has only existed for a few decades, they pop out of pods as fully cooked adults. They're made of plant, but they still somehow have a fully functioning digestive system. They glow in the dark. They were actually created by one of the game's main villains.

They easily could've just made boring-ass elves but no, they went balls to the wall with the sylvari and I love it.

Bonus: the sylvari player character is literally days old when they're thrown into the major conflict of the game.