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I would like a large sword, for mental health reasons
(posting afresh on the new blog)
my favorite holiday approaches, my friends<3 please, celebrate with me for the briefest instant
i cant wait for the shortest zenquish relative to my perception of time yet
oh my fucking god who cares about men who caresssssss
shut upppppppppppppp
that super hot femme with weird interests can change your life btw
it’s me, i’m the femme
as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.
celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.
if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds
the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized
i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come
You wanna know what makes me feral? when you’re knuckles deep inside her and she flashes that filthy little smile between moans like ma’am don’t do that or you’re gonna end up pregnant
This is about lesbian sex MEN DNI
armored princess rate this scenario: two princesses violently obsessed with eachother and devoted to training the other into the deadliest weapon—they wield eachother's hearts like swords locked in a fighting grip— to take on their ultimate goal: restoring order to the entire world
Why doesn’t the better princess simply waste the lesser princess?
biblically need to be fingered in a library while wearing a mini skirt
call me an apocryphal little dutch boy cause i've had my fingers in this dyke all fucking day
I hope you like weird girl energy because that's all I got
hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.
i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself
find the thing you love and let it one-shot you
the way i just wanna be so intimate with a girl in the sense of kissing all over her body, worshipping it, and letting my hands trace over every mark on her soft perfect skin. i don’t need sex, i need to be able to tell just her how beautiful she is.