Doomed to be forever known as "That Trench Warfare Guy"

33. (Northern) Irish, He/Him. Pansexual. Far-Left. Into all sorts of stuff my dude I dont even know what I post on here any more. TERF's and Fash fuck off. Do not follow if you're under 18, if you do so anyway you're getting blocked. Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Queuemanicus is my queue tag.

[northirish]

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

[northirish]

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[jpegdoll-heritageposts]

JPEG Doll Heritage Post

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[64mpg]

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[northirish]

God I love the lines the Hive Scum get with the Skits

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

[redarmyscreaming]

Spanish miquelet hand mortar

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[junglejim4322]

Americans love to act like seeing a naked body is rhe worst thing that can ever happen to anyone ever

[bovineblogger]

[catsmocha]

[unicouniuni]

Uni says hi :3