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{Alex/Hedge/Pidge || 23} {Enby/Genderqueer || They/Them} {Queer/Demi/Poly} “I’m just a fructose guy living in a glucose world.”

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-ˏˋ Welcome to the Blog! ˊˎ-

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-ˏˋ Blog Birthday: April 04, 2015 ˊˎ-

        -ˏˋ (10 Years, 11 Months) ˊˎ-

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〇 I’m Alex! You can also call me Hedge/Pidge/Pigeon, they/them is preferred but You Cannot Misgender Me In A Way That Matters, I’m 23, and I’m currently working towards a Data Analytics degree! Nice to meet you!

〇 I have a couple sideblogs, mostly to keep from spamming my main with the same content, and if you’d like to know the urls just message me!

〇 Most of this blog is general content, but sometimes you’ll see some more specific content relating to my interests.

〇 Interests Include: Minecraft, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Gravity Falls, Stardew Valley, Legend of Zelda, Skyrim, Racing (Indycar, F1, IMSA, NASCAR), occasionally Marvel, Flight Rising

〇 My inbox is open & anon is on! Feel free to drop in at any time!

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〇 A lot of my content here won’t have tags, mostly because I’m hitting quick reblog, but any post that I make will have the tag “hedge trimmings”

〇 If you’re following me, and there’s something you’d like me to tag for filtering purposes, just let me know!

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[ Getaway Car - Alex Warren ]

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[parkchanwoohoo]

Dumbest shit ever just happened to-- it didn't happen to me, I shouldn't be using passive language here. I just did the dumbest shit ever

[parkchanwoohoo]

1. Light candle

2. Realize you forgot to smell the candle beforehand to see if you'll like it

3. Bring lit candle directly to your nose to smell it

4.

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

[lengthy-artery]

discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point

[keep-on-rockying]

extremely big fan of depicting a change in rocky's emotions by turning him into ball. I am not immune to a little silly

also extremely big fan of the Other options for this: photo of Real Actual Rock, and photo of James Ortiz The Actor

[kerink]

it's not fair that twitter's phm tag has a rocky emoji so i stole him for you all

[sharkfiinn]

whatever go my little rainbow weird kid rock

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[db-v0id-deactivated20260530]

sheltered by the boughs...

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month