i need more coffee

im sigma - total simp for too many hot ppl- 27 years - she/her or they/them pls

[xhartbigx]

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

[dilucssv-deactivated20251203]

when you’re still wearing a bra while your fave pounds into you that your titties start falling out of the cups from the heavy and frantic thrusts <3

[chronicfandombrain]

Uh so I made a character bingo if anyone wants to try it (:

[h3lls1gm4]

HEY KIDS GUESS WHAT

ITS LOVING HENDRIK HOURS NOW

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: Why do you guys have so many sets of dice?

Me: You’ve played 28 sessions with us and you still haven’t figured it out? 

DM: Besides the obsession with shiny math rocks? 

Player 1: My precious click clacks. 

*20 minutes later* 

DM: Yeah I figured it out. 

Player 1: GOD DAMN IT THAT’S ANOTHER NAT 1!

Player 2: HOW ARE ALL YOUR DICE CURSED! AT LEAST MINE DON’T ROLL 1’S!

Me: Makes me feel better about all those 8’s I keep rolling. 

[valtsv]

i refuse to apologize for being weird or offputting actually that's your problem i'm having a fantastic time

[sistertaxon]

butch lesbians. you agree. reblog.

[h3lls1gm4]

foster bbys

[roxylalonde]

shes fat

[h3lls1gm4]

yknow

jjba part 3 grabbed me by my feels and now it won't let go

lov that french goober, the special cherry boi, and the edgy biology nerd kuudere and his purple punch ghost friend

[h3lls1gm4]

idfk when's the last time i posted my weird ass on this hellsite

anyways here's me, smashed off my ass

you're welcome

[vzm]

wishing everybody a penis friday

[tsunderedoctor]

My Uber driver was so sweet, but he told me he almost crashed three times on planes (as a passenger) and would never fly in one again, so that's not helping my anxiety any-

[h3lls1gm4]

to help with flight anxiety in the future, may i suggest bringing some earbuds or headphones so you can listen to your favorite music? i can definitely relate, i get flying anxiety too and what helps me is putting on some headphones and listening to my favorite music, maybe that might help relieve your anxiety some in the future

[tsunderedoctor]

@h3lls1gm4​

Heyo! I wanted to say thank you so much for following me and know it means everything to me to have your support! I hope you are doing well and things are okay in your life! I love you!

[h3lls1gm4]

not a problem! im doing ok for the most part and i hope everything is going well in your life too

[h3lls1gm4]

on another note, i hope kaido heckin dies by someone else bc i KNOW luffy wont kill him

[h3lls1gm4]

why is grieving a pain in the ass

my uncle whom i was growing close with passed on at 1pm today due to cancer

cancer fuckin SUCKS

[cavecricket]

squad moments

[h3lls1gm4]

@voidwarden KIBBYS