HadgeTunes

For years, a certain faction of the poplulation ("nobody") has been yearning for the collected works of Michael W. Hadge, The Mike Hadge Trio, The Rescignos, Zwan, and other side projects. This internet website, for the first time, gathers each of Hadge's songs, newly recorded entirely by Hadge using state-of-the-art computer-microphone technology. Some songs were written when he was 14. Some were written last week. Regardless, we examine in painful detail the cultural, musical and societal backgrounds/influences associated with each composition. The quality should amuse, astound, and in many cases, frighten and depress. Thank you for accompanying him on this journey, Probably Just His Mom.

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A few articles...

I write for the Internet these days and here are a few samples, yo. 

“Bringing Sexy Back With JT (James Taylor)” https://www.howardstern.com/news/2015/5/14/bringing-sexy-back-jt-james-taylor-/

“Movie Dogs - They’re Just Like Us” 

http://stories.barkpost.com/life/top-movie-dogs/

“The Resume of Doug Funnie” 

http://hadgetunes.tumblr.com/image/155039316

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(TRUMP-IER) FAMOUS PRESIDENTIAL QUOTES

“Liberty, when it begins to take root, is gonna be incredible. It’s gonna be huge. It’s gonna be a great liberty. And you know what? We’re making the British pay for it! The whole thing!” - George Washington

“So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that I know fear. Fear loves me. I worked with fear many, many times. But, fear is very boring. Very pathetic.” - FDR

“That this nation, under me, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. (Gets heckled by a child) Get him out of here! Get that fat child out of here! (Riot breaks out)” - Abraham Lincoln

“People say ‘speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.’ Well, listen to me when I tell you, my sticks are very big. Okay? I have the best sticks, they’re wonderful, they’re really, really great. I always have people - men, women, the blacks, stick experts all coming up to me - these are smart, respected people - and they all say I have the best sticks they’ve ever seen! It’s true!” - Theodore Roosevelt

“Ask not what your country can do for you, okay? In fact, don’t ask things! Have you seen these people who are asking things? (Does very questionable impression of person with Downs Syndrome)” - JFK

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“You Gave Me Birds” featuring Sherry Mandujano, Katherine Washington, and Katie Porter. 

First performance of one of my tunes in LA and THEY DID IT GOOD. 

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Oh, everyone's only losing their shit over "Hamilton" because "InnerNet: A Musical.com-edy" isn't on Broadway yet. But fear not, theater jerks, here's a taste - an ode to all the Internet's weirdest shit.

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Musical.Com - The Songs

Listen to Musical.Com - The Songs by hadgetunes #np on #SoundCloud

This year I wrote my first real, growned-up musical - MUSICAL.COM: A MUSICAL DOT COMEDY. As my NEW YEARS GIFT to all of you - the whole soundtrack is now available for streaming here! Take a listen to the show my aunt calls "yeah...I mean, it's not as good as Jersey Boys, but it's fine I guess."

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"Dial-Up Train Song" 

From MUSICAL.COM - A MUSICAL DOT COMEDY.

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"Shut Up Grandma" 

And now, a song that I feel will become the most covered ballad this side of "You Make Me Feel Like Dancin'." It's from a musical I'm working on, which now that I've told everyone about, I probably won't finish. Either way, enjoy!

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"Life's A Wet Dream" (2014)

New tune from The Mike Hadge Trio!

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"Myself, When I'm Drunk" (Live at The Duplex)

Featuring Paul Rescigno and Rebecca Weiner.

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"Ah, fuck it." - Billboards.

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"Ah, fuck it." - Billboards.

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"Ah, fuck it." - Billboards.

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"47 GIFs From 1996" (2014) 

Hey, we've got a brand new, probably-most-likely-yeah-sure-I-bet HIT SONG! Hoping to rack up some accidental hits, which is not the WORST approach* for promoting a song we've ever had.

*promotional scarves on goats.

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37 Giraffes - "Audition Results" 

Looks like UCB Harold auditions are upon us yet again - so what better thing to view than this harrowing chapter in the 37 Giraffes saga? Remember, callbacks mean nothing and if you don't see your name, they probably just posted the wrong list. 

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"Garfield Woman" (2014) 

NEW SINGLE from the MH3! The band’s really proud o’ this one, so crank your noise cancelling work headphones and have a hear! 

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"Garfield Woman" (2014) 

NEW SINGLE from the MH3! The band's really proud o' this one, so crank your noise cancelling work headphones and have a hear! 

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Happy Valentine’s Day!