[xx--jamesharrison-deactivated20]

“Yes, well I have to take care of my precious, don’t I?”

[hadleeharr]

You call your nuts your precious? 

[xx--jamesharrison-deactivated20]

“Well yeah, isn’t that what I just said?”

[hadleeharr]

“Just making sure I heard right.”

[xx--jamesharrison-deactivated20]

“Well glad I could do that for you. And thanks, my nuts and I appreciate it.”

[hadleeharr]

“Well, you’re welcome, to you and your nuts.”

[xx--jamesharrison-deactivated20]

“Anytime for you, Hadlee.”

[hadleeharr]

“Anytime?”

[theatremayfair-blog]

“It’s okay, you’ll feel a lot better when I’m done with it, promise.”

[hadleeharr]

Alright, Jade. I’m trusting you. Don’t fuck it up.

[xx--jamesharrison-deactivated20]

“You’re a special girl Hadlee, you know that? If I tried that on anyone else I’d probably get kicked in the nuts for it.”

[hadleeharr]

Special? What a sweet talker. You sure know how to make a girl feel some type’a way with that smile and everything. I promise not to kick you in the nuts.

[xx--jamesharrison-deactivated20]

“I mean, at least I try.”

[hadleeharr]

“It’s appreciated.”

[pipercarmine]

You have? It is and it’s hard to clean up too. Super gross.

[hadleeharr]

Yeah..

[pipercarmine]

Blood’s really hard to get out of stuff.

[hadleeharr]

So I’ve heard.

[theatremayfair-blog]

“I’ll have to.. I hope no one minds if I take the car. 

      Is there any store even open at this time of night?”

[hadleeharr]

“There’s a Kroger nearby. Open 24/7.”

[hadleeharr]

bobby-the-ducky:

Well that’s good!

Yeah..

[theatremayfair-blog]

“Now that’s just ridiculous. I’m not sticking my finger in my mouth. 

     I’m civilized.”

[hadleeharr]

Then I hope you can find one... Or just make a quick stop at the store?

[xx--jamesharrison-deactivated20]

“I mean hey, I’m not gonna stop you, but band-aids seem more reasonable. But you do you.”

[hadleeharr]

Great advice

[fkdahlia]

      “The last guy who used that excuse on me was bald, so excuse me for having trouble believing excuses.” She said, half-teasing as she wrapped a towel around herself.

[hadleeharr]

Well I assure you that if I had wanted to take a peak, I would have just asked.

[theatremayfair-blog]

Jade sighed.

        “It’s fine.. thanks, though.”

[hadleeharr]

If all else fails, put toothpaste on your finger?

[pipercarmine]

You’re welcome, hope it helps.

[hadleeharr]

It’ll stop it from bleeding all over the house.

[xx--jamesharrison-deactivated20]

“Well, it depends on how you want to go. You can give the other person compliments or use a pick up line, but that’s just cheesy. Really though, it’s just all in the tone like the way you talk. You feel?”

[hadleeharr]

“I’ve always skipped the flirting part and skipped right to the good parts. But good advice, James.”