(in)correct haikyuu!

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Matsukawa: Is that a hickey?

Oikawa: Uhm no I fell down

Matsukawa: On Iwaizumi’s lips?

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Akaashi: [shining a flashlight under the bed] are you ready to come out and socialise with the rest of the world?

Bokuto and Kuroo, from underneath the bed: [demonic screeches]

Akaashi: Understandable, have a good day.

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Hinata: Attention everyone! Say goodbye to the Hinata you all know and love, for today is the day I forever change.

Kageyama: Are you finally growing a beard?

Hinata: No, you know I can't do that, and it's cruel of you to keep bringing it up.

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Tsukishima: To become a fossil, you must follow the clear, concise, exact steps.

Tsukishima: Step one: Die.

[haikyuunotsoincorrect]

Suga: I’m not sleeping with Daichi!

Ennoshita: No one would judge, he’s a very attractive man.

Suga:...

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Oikawa: Tobio shows zero respect for authority, erratic behavior, lots of unexplained skipped classes. Plus, I think he’s got a lot of underlying hostility.

Kunimi: “Underlying”????

[oikageday]

~ Winter OiKage Week 2019 on December 20-26  & Oikage Day on January 9, 2020! ~

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Day 1 (20th) - “That was you?!” - Internet Friends

Day 2 (21st) - “How did you not know I liked you?!” - Confession

🎂💝Day 3 (22nd) - Kageyama’s Birthday 💝🎂

Day 4 (23rd) - “I could stay like this forever.” - Established Relationship

Day 5 (24th) - “Hey, before you doze off, I have a quick question.” - Jealousy

Day 6 (25th) - “So it’s us against the world.” - Dystopia 

Day 7 (26th) - : “No, I don’t have a crush on him, I’m just doing my job by constantly watching him!” - Agents 

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As for Oikage Day on January 9, there won’t be any requirements for theme!

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=> art, fics, edits are accepted! 

=> late entries are accepted and encouraged!

=> #oikageweek and #oikageday will be tracked, but due to tumblr’s unreliability regarding tags, if your entry doesn’t get reblogged within the same day please send an ask or pm!

=> please reblog and help spreading the news!

[oikageday]

@hq-rare-pairs @whenisshipweek @haikyuu-community-board @haikyuubulletin @eventfeed @dailyhaikyuu @haikyuus @sportsanimedaily @haikyuunotsoincorrect

[haikyuunotsoincorrect]

Daishou: You have a lot of nerve coming here.

Kuroo: You have a lot of nerve being alive.

[haikyuunotsoincorrect]

Hinata: Kageyama,let's make a pact. If we're both still single in an hour, let's get married.

[haikyuunotsoincorrect]

Tsukishima: I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night.

[haikyuunotsoincorrect]

Bokuto: I know you’re mad, but-

Kuroo: Of course I’m mad! You ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!

[haikyuunotsoincorrect]

Atsumu after being asked to dinner by Kageyama: How can I say no? Can I say no? Because it doesn’t feel like I can say no.

Atsumu: I’m not saying no.

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Hinata: There will come a moment when you will have the chance to do the honourable thing.

Oikawa: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

[haikyuunotsoincorrect]

Oikawa: *tags own selfie with #goals*

[haikyuunotsoincorrect]

Yamaguchi: Why are you so quiet today?

Tsukishima: No. I’m being passive-aggressive.

[haikyuunotsoincorrect]

Sugawara: What’s worse than heartbreak?

Daichi: Stepping on your cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

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Bokuto: Ooooh, look at me! I’m Akaashi, and I fold my clothes before putting them away!” I bet you chew your food before you swallow it, too.