Hailey Blog

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[haileybubs]

I hate when I’m writing a review and my phone autocorrects to capital A Apple like bitch this is about the FRUIT back off

[haileybubs]

Apple Reviews: SugarBee

Overall: 9/10

Flavor: 8.5/10

Crispness: 9/10

Skin: 6/10

Juiciness: 7/10

Texture: 6/10

“But those numbers don’t add up!” I hear you cry. Hush now, dear readers, for I am the apple reviewer here. There is actually a very sophisticated calculation behind these reviews where some categories weigh more than others. Also, this is my page and I can do whatever I want.

The SugarBee is, to put it simply, a very good apple. As the name would imply it is very sweet, probably the sweetest apple I’ve ever had. If anything it verges on a little too sweet, to the point where it almost doesn’t taste like an apple anymore. I still greatly enjoy it but that is the reason for it being an 8.5 on taste as opposed to a 10.

It has a delightful crispness. Nothing you can’t find in other apples but definitely very enjoyable. The juice level is good, not great. You won’t have juice dripping down your chin but it definitely isn’t dry.

The texture and skin are both middling. The skin doesn’t quite have that crunch that I’m looking for and the texture isn’t anything to write home about but it’s overall inoffensive.

I’m very glad I picked up the SugarBee at the store and it will definitely be part of my standard apple rotation going forward. If you’re looking for a juicy but not too juicy, very sweet apple, I think it’s worth going out of your way to get a SuagrBee.

[haileybubs]

If anyone’s interested in the new My Little Pony Card Game, me and my friend Mel from PlaymoreTCG on YouTube set up a discord server! There’s also a plugin for LackeyCCG so you can work on deck building since there’s not much of a secondary market for the game right now!

The official server for the LackeyCCG plugin for the English release of the My Little Pony Trading Card game by Kayou. Find people to play a

[ebb-is-learning]

being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

[haileybubs]

Let’s find a forever home with mama!

Kitties at Anita’s Stevens Swan Humane Society in Utica, New York

[haileybubs]

Apple Reviews: Jazz

Overall: 6/10

Flavor: 6/10

Crispness: 7/10

Skin: 8/10

Juiciness: 5/10

Texture: 7/10

Tbh I’ve had this in my drafts forever and I don’t really remember details. It was a decent apple. Sorry for the lack of professionalism I usually hold myself to a higher journalistic standard than this.

[haileybubs]

Apple Reviews: Kanzi

Photo off Wikipedia because I forgot to take one

Overall: 8/10

Flavor: 8.5/10

Crispness: 10/10

Skin: 10/10

Juiciness: 6/10

Texture: 10/10

The Kanzi is a very solid apple. Very good balance of bitter and sweet, with one kind of blending into the other as you chew. It’s pretty much perfectly crisp, which combined with the nice skin and wonderful texture makes for a great experience when you bite into it. It is lacking in the juiciness department, in my opinion, but I do think this would make it an exceptional apple to use while baking.

[elfspagett]

My Car in the windor

[haileybubs]

This is also my car (she’s in the window)

[haileybubs]

Apple Review: Envy

Overall: 2/10

Flavor: 4/10

Crispness: 3/10

Skin: 1/10

Juiciness: 5/10

Texture: 0/10

I first ate an envy apple many years ago and thought its disgusting nature was a fluke, a “bad apple” if you will. So upon seeing the glowing review on applerankings.com I thought I might as well try one again. A pointless endeavor. While the crime most apples that I don’t like commit is just being flavorless or lacking a certain something, envy are actively repulsive. Envy apples can only be described as mealy, which makes the eating experience deeply unpleasant. Even if you do not mind the horrid texture they do not make up for it in any other department. The skin is soft and unsatisfying, the flavor is there but reminds one of nothing more than a sweet red delicious. The one thing this apple has going for it is the juiciness. It’s a solid medium level that I think some people would enjoy. I personally prefer a very juicy apple but if you don’t want to get dripped on and still want enough juice to experience it in your mouth this is a very good level. That does not help the fact that this apple is almost impossible to finish because of how revolting the texture is.

I’m still in disbelief that the commenters on Apple rankings were so blindly positive as well. I saw someone suggest that if you didn’t like it you needed to get one fresh from the tree. I’m sorry, but as an apple reviewer for the people, I cannot stand by a product that is only good if you fly to its country of origin and pick it off a tree. The envy apple is not a delicacy and is not worth buying. The suggestion that it replace a gala apple was also quite baffling to me. While galas are not the best apples I’ve ever had, they are a very solid standard with a good crispness that despite what people say I find missing in the envy. I would only recommend trying if you hate yourself and only want to experience an awful apple.

[elfspagett]

Hey science side of tumblr, I need help.

My PI keeps calling me things like "Ashen One" and "Unkindled," and keeps talking about me needing to "Defeat the Lords of Cinder". This has begun to take a toll on my mental health, and wasn't what I was expecting from a degree in the Earth Sciences. How should I approach this situation?

Any advice would be helpful, Thanks!

[nick-wybbern]

hear me out-

[haileybubs]

The perimeter is his opposite version of the mountain-out-of-a-mole-hill-inator

[elfspagett]

[elfspagett]

Follow for more fisting content 🤩

[elfspagett]

I don't get this post, can someone born in the 90s explain? Thank you!

[elfspagett]

Call it orgasmic chemistry, because I'm loving it 😳😳😤🥵

[elfspagett]

I poured in the water that made the solution #bisexual

[haileybubs]

Tumblr sexbots have the names of neopets made in 2023

[haileybubs]

I like to think all the sexbots following me after I posted this saw it and were like wow that’s so funny she’s so funny.

[hook-line-and-sinker]

Fish sex reversal positivity post

Potter Angelfish

Change from female to male when they've grown big enough

Anemone fish

Change from male to female when the leading female dies

Coral gobies

Change their sex to whatever matches the partner they find