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Would like to be in her place
What's your ultimate fantasy when it comes to having your hair cut? Where would you want your haircut to take place and what would you want to happen to your hair?
Definitely a barbershop, my ultimate cut is going from my current hair length to shorter and shorter until eventually we get to a short buzzcut sort of haircut. Could be a surprise or a forced one.
Tempted to have my sink look like this soon👀✂️
That chair is waiting for me
How I would like to leave the chair
A scrapped WWII home front idea by Presidental advisor I.P. Freely.
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That chair is waiting for me
Much too comfortable! Where are the straps? 🧐
Why Don't You Just Shave Your Head Now?
By whynotshaveme
Disclaimer: Fiction! But inspired by today's talk.
When I told my long-time hairdresser Cora about my plans to shave my head for charity in a few months, she looked at me confused. Then she asked why I don't just shave my head now. She even picked up her clippers.
"I have to raise money first," I said, nervously eyeing the clippers.
Cora didn't put down the clippers. "I've know you for a long time. If you don't do this now, then you will never do this. As for the money, the salon will make the donation to the charity of your choice."
To prove her point, she called over Aimee, the owner of the salon. When she told Aimee that I wanted to shave my head for charity, Aimee yanked on my shoulder length blonde hair hard and said, "Yeah, I'd put in a $1000 to see you bald as a cueball" Oh, I thought, a little wet between the legs, why not?
"Okay," I said, "let's do this."
Cora smiled. The clippers never left her hand. She was more than ready to use them on me. Once Aimee cut me a check to the local food bank, she turned on them on. I'm a bottle blonde, so my hair can't be donated. She started by mowing the clippers down the center of my scalp.
"Look at that," she said, giddy.
OMG, I thought, now more than just a little wet, look at that. After we both took a moment to marvel at the landing strip shaved down the center of my head, she continued her harvest. In her eagerness to take off my hair, she was rough, manipulating my tender head back and forth and side to side. Once it was all off, exposing my big ears, she laughed.
"It's been FOREVER since I shaved another woman's head," she said, rubbing my stubby scalp, "I've forgotten how fun it was. Aimee said bald as a cueball. Do you want to shave it smooth with a razor and shaving cream or do you prefer a foil razor?"
Before I could answer, she was wrapping my head with a warm towel. By then, I had attracted a crowd of other women. Most of them looked at me in curiosity. Some looked in pity. For a few minutes, I sat there, with their stares. Then Cora removed my towel and lathered up my scalp. Very carefully, she shaved my head smooth with a straight razor. For someone who didn't do it often, she was an expert. Still sat very still though. Once she finished, she wiped the excess shaving cream from my scalp, and then she bluffed it shiny with oil.
How did I look? Bald. Very, very bald. Still, it's what I wanted, and, perhaps, Cora was right. My plans in the future may have never materialized. When she removed my cape, which sent a landslide of bleached hair to the floor, I thanked her for convincing me to shave my head there and then.
"Oh," she said, giving my bald head a light tap, "getting you to shave your head is nothing. It's getting you to keep it shaved that will be the real challenge. Now go clean up your hair."
I shuddered in anticipation. "Yes, ma'am."
Update: So, did Cora manage to convince me to stay bald? Well, two months later, when I went back to her, my hair now its natural brown and sticking out two inches in every direction, I told her that she could do anything but shave me bald again. That was a mistake. I left there with a flattop so severe that people mistook me for a man when I walked out of the salon. As I laid in bed afterwards, pleasuring myself with my best toy, I decided that, even though it was a mistake to let her choose my new 'do, I would keep making that mistake.
That chair is waiting for me
Much too comfortable! Where are the straps? 🧐
I’ve got long blonde hair currently, I’m getting pretty tired of it and I’ve been considering cutting it because of my fetish for a while. I’m reluctant to part with it but I’m really curious to feel what short hair feels like. I love so many cuts from bobs to bald, what would you suggest I do with it?
Why so reluctant? I mean after all a little headshave isn’t so scary, is it? How about this let’s start with a short chin length bob and see how you react to all of your long blonde hair on the floor. Who knows I may even bring out the clippers and buzz you a little, depending on your reaction of course.
First Wife Shave Free
By whynotshaveme
The train ride from London to the quiet coastal town of Blackshore had been peaceful. Olivia leaned against James as they watched the countryside roll by, the tension in her shoulders easing the farther they got from the noise of the city.
“Just imagine it,” James murmured, his fingers idly stroking her long golden hair. “Nothing but the sea, quiet streets, good food. No distractions.”
She smiled, tilting her head into his touch. “And no work emails,” she teased.
James chuckled, continuing to stroke her hair. He had always loved her hair. It was her pride—long, thick, the kind of blonde that women paid hundreds of dollars for. He’d even called it her best feature once.
When they arrived in Blackshore, it was everything their travel agent had promised—winding cobbled streets, stone cottages weathered by the sea air, a quiet, almost old-fashioned charm, and no other tourists from London. But something felt… off.
It took Olivia an hour to realize what it was. Every woman in the town wore something on her head. Wide-brimmed straw hats, scarves wrapped tight, even hoods despite the warm summer breeze. Not one had so much as a strand of hair visible.
“Bit odd, isn’t it?” she murmured as they walked down to the harbour.
James glanced around, frowning. “Yeah… maybe it’s a local religious thing?”
Olivia wasn’t convinced. The women didn’t just cover their heads. They carried themselves differently. They kept their heads slightly bowed and their eyes flickering toward the men as if waiting for permission to speak.
That evening, they found a small pub near the pier, its sign so battered by the sea air that the name was barely legible. Inside, the wooden beams were low, the air thick with the smell of ale and fried fish. It was the kind of place that hadn’t changed in a hundred years.
They took a seat near the bar, and almost immediately, Olivia felt the eyes on her. All male eyes, of course. There were no other women present. Rough, weathered, their gazes drifting to her long hair like she was something rare, something out of place.
James noticed too. She could tell by the way he shifted in his chair, his hand resting on the table in a tight fist.
The landlord, a thickset man with a belly pressing against his stained apron, ambled over with a smirk. “Not from ‘round here, are ya?”
“London,” James said.
The landlord snorted. “Figured. Your missus is a dead giveaway.” His beady eyes lingered on Olivia’s hair, his smirk widening. “Not used to seein’ ‘em like that. Ain’t natural.”
Olivia blinked. “Like what?”
“With hair,” he said, like it was obvious. He leaned closer, lowering his voice. “Round here, women don’t need it. Shaved clean, every last one.” He gave James a knowing look. “Keeps ‘em humble, see?”
James made a strangled sound. Olivia turned to him, startled, but his face was flushed, his knuckles white where they gripped the table.
The landlord chuckled. “Reckon your man likes the sound of that.”
Olivia’s stomach did a strange little flip. “All the women?” she asked.
“Aye.” The landlord wiped his nose on his sleeve. “Married ones, anyway. First thing a husband does when he takes a wife—brings her to the barber to shave her down like she ought to be.” His grin widened. “Most of ‘em do it themselves after a while. Habit, like.”
Olivia swallowed, suddenly very aware of the weight of her hair down her back. She looked at James again, at the way his jaw was tight, his breathing just a little too controlled. He clearly liked this. A slow, hot blush crept up her neck.
“Enjoy your meal,” the landlord said with a wink before lumbering off.
For a moment, neither of them spoke. Olivia traced the rim of her glass, feeling James’ gaze on her, heavier than before.
Finally, she took a slow sip of wine and murmured, “You can’t stop thinking about it, can you?”
James exhaled sharply, like she’d caught him in something sinful.
And maybe she had.
The next morning, Olivia and James strolled through Blackshore’s narrow streets, the salty wind whipping in from the sea. She had left her hair loose, letting it flow down her back like always, but she was starting to feel self-conscious. The townspeople kept stealing glances at her, especially the men. They seemed oddly anticipatory. Especially when James came to a sudden stop.
Then she realized why - they were standing by the local barbershop.
It was a dingy little place, tucked between a butcher and a shop selling fishing gear. A faded red-and-white pole turned lazily outside, and in the dusty window was a bold, freshly printed sign:
"FIRST WIFE SHAVE FREE."
Olivia frowned. “James—”
His fingers found her wrist. His grip was firm.
“Come on,” he murmured, already pulling her toward the door.
She resisted for only a second. “Wait, you can’t be serious.”
He turned to her, and she saw it, the flush in his cheeks, the hunger in his eyes. “Liv,” he said, voice low. “Just come inside.”
The door swung open with a jingle of the bell.
She hesitated, but he was already stepping in, and she couldn’t just stand there like an idiot. So she followed.
Inside, the air smelled of talcum powder and shaving cream. It was an old-school place, with a checkered tile floor, two cracked leather chairs, and a single sink. A fat man with a shaved head stood behind the counter, his oddly smooth arms folded over his chest.
His gaze landed on Olivia, and his lips curled into a sneer.
“Well, well,” he drawled. “Look at that fucking mop.”
Olivia bristled. “We’re —”
James finished her sentence for her. "-visiting from London and would like to participate in your interesting local custom of shaving the heads of married women.”
Her stomach dropped.
The barber grinned. “That so?” He eyed him up and down. “Didn’t think London fellows had the balls for it.”
“I—” Olivia swallowed, glancing at James. He was standing rigid, his knuckles white at his sides. She could see it in his face—he wanted this.
The barber let out a short laugh when he noticed the panic in Olivia's face. “Bit snobby, aren’t you? Not used to your man taking charge like this?” His gaze flicked to her hair. “Bet you spend a fortune keeping that looking nice. Time to save him some money.”
Olivia clenched her jaw.
He stepped toward the chair and patted the worn leather. “Sit down, princess. Let’s see if you’re as high and mighty without all that hair.”
James was watching her. Waiting.
Her throat was dry. “James—”
His fingers brushed her back. Not a forceful push, but a nudge.
She exhaled, pulse hammering, and stepped forward.
The chair was cold against her back. The leather creaked as she settled in.
The barber wasted no time, jerking a cape around her shoulders and fastening it tight. “Better get used to this,” he said. “Husbands round here don’t let their wives grow it back.”
He then chuckled as he reached for the clippers. “Bet you think you’re too good for this, don’t you? You're not, girlie,” He flicked the switch, and the clippers roared to life. “Don’t worry, sweetheart. You’ll learn your place soon enough.”
Olivia’s fingers dug into the armrests. She looked at James one last time He was staring, transfixed. Then the barber pressed the clippers to her forehead. The first golden lock tumbled into her lap. The vibration of the clippers sent a shudder through Olivia’s scalp as the barber dragged them straight back from her forehead, carving a stark path through her golden hair. A heavy lock tumbled forward, sliding down the cape before landing in her lap.
James let out a quiet but primal breath of release behind her.
Olivia swallowed hard, her fingers gripping the armrests as the barber worked with brutal efficiency. He wasn’t careful or gentle—he was stripping her, reducing her. The clippers buzzed relentlessly, sweeping across her crown, sending wave after wave of her treasured hair falling to the floor.
“Not so high and mighty now, are you?” the barber sneered, gripping her head roughly to tilt it forward. The blades pressed against her nape, sending a fresh cascade of hair tumbling past her shoulders. “Just another plucked hen, same as the rest of ‘em.”
The cape was covered in golden strands, but the barber wasn’t done. He ran the clippers over her head again and again, making sure there was nothing left but the finest stubble. Olivia stared at her lap, at the remains of her once-beautiful hair.
The barber chuckled. “Not much of a talker now, are you, sweetheart?” He grabbed a can of shaving cream from the counter, shook it, and then smeared a thick layer across her scalp. The coldness of it sent a fresh shiver down her spine.
Then came the straight razor.
It scraped over her scalp with slow, deliberate strokes, peeling away the last traces of her hair. Olivia remained silent, her body frozen in place as he worked. The scent of shaving cream mixed with the salty sea air drifting in from outside.
The barber wiped her head clean with a damp towel, running his hand over the smooth skin with a satisfied grunt. “There we go, another wife shaved.” He turned to James, smirking. “Now, what do you reckon, mate? Want me to take the eyebrows off, too?”
James hesitated for only a moment before he answered yes.
The barber let out a low chuckle. “That’s the spirit.”
He took the clippers again, adjusting them before pressing them to Olivia’s brow. The vibration buzzed through her skull as the first dark arch was erased. James sucked in a breath as the second brow disappeared just as easily.
Olivia’s face looked alien now, strange and blank in the mirror.
The barber set the clippers down, then picked up a small pair of scissors. He held them up for James to see. “How about the lashes? Might as well go all the way.”
James nodded. “Yes.”
The scissors came closer. Olivia blinked rapidly, but she didn’t resist.
The barber pinched her eyelash between his fingers and snipped. The delicate hairs fluttered down, leaving her eye looking stark and bare. He did the same to the other, leaving her utterly transformed.
When he finally stepped back, he let out a satisfied grunt. “Now that’s more like it. A proper wife for a proper man.”
James stepped forward, running a tentative hand over her scalp. His fingers trailed over the smoothness, down to where her brows had once been. His breathing was shallow.
“She’s perfect,” he murmured.
Olivia sat still, staring at herself in the mirror. The girl who had walked into the shop was gone. As the barber dusted off the last remnants of hair from Olivia’s neck and shoulders, she swallowed hard and finally spoke, her voice barely above a whisper.
“Can I… have a scarf or something?” She wasn’t sure what she expected, but even as she asked, she knew it wasn’t up to her.
The barber snorted. He didn’t even look at her—his gaze went straight to James. “Oh no, mate. That wouldn’t be right.” His grin widened. “It’s tradition to parade a newly shaved wife around town bareheaded. The other men like to rub it for good luck.”
Olivia’s stomach twisted, but James… James smiled.
The barber chuckled. “That’s the spirit. Women have to earn their privileges.” He reached for a bottle of sunscreen, squirted a generous amount into his palm, and slathered it over Olivia’s exposed scalp. His rough hands worked the lotion in, rubbing every inch with an almost mocking thoroughness. “Don’t want your pretty little head getting burned now, do we?” he said with a smirk.
Olivia kept her eyes down.
James watched, fascinated. He reached out, running his hand over her scalp again, as if savoring the sensation.
“She’s ready,” the barber declared, stepping back and dusting off his hands. “Go on, then. Show her off.”
James offered his hand. Olivia hesitated for only a second before taking it.
The bell jingled as they stepped outside, the bright coastal sun glaring down on Olivia’s newly bare head. The breeze felt strange against her scalp. Then the eyes started turning toward them.
Men nudged each other, smirks forming as they took in the sight. Their anticipation had paid off. One of them, a burly fisherman, grinned and stepped forward. “Ah, fresh one, is she?” He reached out, rubbing Olivia’s scalp with a firm, calloused hand. “Smooth as can be. Good luck, mate.”
James beamed.
More men followed, each taking their turn, rubbing their rough hands over Olivia’s gleaming scalp, murmuring their approval to James, never to her. She stood there, letting them, feeling smaller with each touch. James, however, never looked prouder.
That night, Olivia lay in bed, staring at the ceiling. The events of the day played over and over in her mind—the cruel laughter of the barber, the way the men in town had rubbed her bare scalp like she was nothing more than a trophy. The cold air against her skin where her hair should have been.
She felt stripped, reduced, humiliated.
And yet… their lovemaking once they got back to their rental had been incredible. James had taken her with an intensity she’d never felt before. Even now, her body still tingled from it.
She turned her head slightly, catching James watching her in the dim light. His fingers traced along her smooth scalp, but there was something different in his expression. He wasn’t looking at her with the same admiration he once had.
“You look… different,” he said after a moment.
Her stomach twisted. She knew what he meant. She wasn’t beautiful anymore. Not in the way she had been.
James exhaled, his grip tightening slightly on her bare head. “It’s definitely a downgrade,” he admitted, his voice casual, as if he were commenting on a normal bad haircut rather than the brutal makeunder that she just endured for him.
Olivia swallowed hard.
“But,” he continued, his fingers gliding over her smooth skin, “it’s worth it. Because now, when I look at you, I see exactly what you are.”
She shivered.
“You’re mine,” he murmured, pressing a slow, deliberate kiss to her scalp. “And there’s no hiding it anymore.”
A lump formed in Olivia’s throat. She wanted to protest, to pull away, but she didn’t. She had already let this happen. There was no going back.
love your first wife story, it's my favorite. I have waist length hair. Summer's unbearable here and sometimes I'd really want to shave my head. I'm too chicken for it though, I settle for trimming it
Well, apparently, I'm the haircut whisper, so, let's see, it's okay not to shave your head, but you can probably do better than a trim, Nervous Rapunzel. Let's give her a few suggestions.
What should be Nervous Rapunzel's new look?
Pixie
Bob
Undercut
Lob
Wolf Cut
Bowl Cut (Chin)
Bowl Cut (Ears)
And, because I'm in a mood, what should Nervous Rapunzel do to atone for being chicken?
How should Nervous Rapunzel atone?
Donate her hair and make do with the leftovers
Get a new haircut PLUS an undercut
Go to the worst salon in her town
Offer a hair job to her significant other
Giving a hairjob before sacrificing your super long hair? Very whynotshaveme story. Also usually it's 8 to 12 inches that are needed to donate. Tell us your hair length, Nervous Rapunzel. For science.
A mini story because I am horny and bored:
The Nervous Rapunzel
By whynotshaveme
It's time. The nervous Rapunzel arrives at the salon with her husband.
Her honey-colored waist length hair has been scrubbed clean during her morning. They had to after the night that they had with it. Saying goodbye to it. Still, the hairdresser starts off the appointment by washing it.
"It's good of you to donate it," says the hairdresser, trying to put the woman at ease, "What kind of haircut do you want after we cut off the ponytail?"
The woman, our nervous Rapunzel, locks eyes with her husband. He nods. Then she says, "A bowl cut. It should be above my ears."
"Okay..." says the hairdresser.
Afterwards, the woman, shorn of all her beautiful hair, except for a neat cap of it, above her unfortunately large ears, follows her husband meekly out of the salon. He makes her wait until they're in their car. Then he uses his fingers to stimulate her wet, waiting cunt.
"Imagine what it will be like when we shave you," he says, making her shiver.
They go to a party later. Mainly to show off her new look. Everyone is polite to her face, but she knows that they will talk about "her unfortunate haircut" when they leave.
"Um, why did you cut it so short?" asks one of her friends.
"Taking care of that mane was stressing her out," says the man, rubbing the back of her head, "I've have shaved her bald if I could."
Back to reality:
Bowlcut above the ears is winning! 😈
In conclusion, Nervous Rapunzel, don't just get a trim. Get the haircut you want - a bowlcut with everything below the ears shaved.
The Humble Wife
(Microstory #1)
By whynotshaveme
Bob loved everything about Annie except her attitude. One day, as he watched her get ready in the bathroom, styling her beautiful red hair, he had an idea. He asked her to meet him at his barber's after work for a suprise, which she agreed, eager to have him cater to her.
That night, Annie arrived at the barber's early. Bob motioned for her to come. Once she was inside the shop, the barber locked the doors and shut the blinds. Bob then forced Annie into the barber's chair. To ensure that she wouldn't run, he duct-taped her wrists and ankles to the chair. He also slapped a piece across her mouth. The barber then dramatically draped a cape around her.
"Oh, brother, thank you," said the barber, picking up his clippers.
Annie watched in the mirror as the barber buzzed off her carefully styled hair. It took five years for it to finally reach her breasts. Tears ran down her face. Once she sported a buzzcut, grade zero, the barber put down his clippers. Bob smiled as he rubbed Annie's bristly head. As he thought, his wife, with her long face and big ears, did not suit the look. He told the barber to shave her bald as a cueball.
The barber leered. "You got it."
That night, Annie, her bald head gleaming from a bath of spunk, both from her husband and the barber, and her face still red from crying, meekly watched her husband throw out her make-up.
"Humble," said Bob, "Like a wife should be, baldie."
The Maggot Makeover
By whynotshaveme
Leah and Sharon have been best friends since childhood. They have a lot in common. Soccer. Jane Austen adaptations. A mutual crush on Joey who is so tall. Their most important commonality, however, was their mutual love of HumiliatedBitches.Net. It was Leah that discovered the site and showed it to Sharon. They checked it every week for updates. Especially for their favorite "model" Maggot.
Maggot was born Maggie. Her first video posted to HumiliatedBitches.net was "Maggie Shaved Before The Train". (And, yes, that kind of train.) It's over three hours long, but it really shows the transformation from confident redheaded Maggie to bald, browless Maggot quivering in other people's various fluids. Her degradation has only continued since then.
One day, the girls decide that they're tired of just watching. So, they make a bet. The girl with the lowest score on Ms. Howell's calc test would overgo the Maggot Makeover.
Leah scored a 85, just narrowly beating Sharon by one point. She would be keeping her shoulder length Chestnut waves. Sharon would be losing her long (almost to her waist) black hair.
That Saturday, the girls went to Ralph's. It was run by Ralph and his son Junior. When Leah explained the bet, both men smiled.
"We'd be happy to help," said Ralph, putting the waiting leather seat of his barber's chair.
Sharon, red faced and slightly trembling, sat down without a word. Ralph took the opportunity to fondle her barely legal DD breasts as he caped her. Her nipples were hard to his delight. He already didn't feel bad about wrecking her looks within his razor. Now he would delight in it.
Ralph had Junior who was visibly hard through his jeans hold Sharon's long thick ponytail taunt. It would break his normal shears. So he grabbed his hunting knife. As Leah filmed on her phone, squealing, he sawed through it, holding it up in triumph when he finally secured his prize.
He picked up his clippers. Once they were stripped of any guards or attachments and down a 000 blade, he put a hand to the back of Sharon's neck like someone handling a kitten. Then he flipped on the clippers. They ripped through what was left of her hair and the two arches of her eyebrows like they were nothing.
Finally, the hot lather in anticipation of the straight razor. Sharon managed to stop trembling at this point. Mainly because she feared Ralph cutting her. She had nothing to worry about. Ralph shaved her smooth with a steady hand.
Sharon was stunned by her new appearance. As Ralph rubbed her scalp with a clean white towel, she thought, what did I do? I look ridiculous. Then she noticed Ralph's bulge. It was as big as his son's.
"Girls," he said, locking the door and flipping the sign to CLOSED, "We accept alternate forms of payment."
Leah and Sharon exchanged a look. Then they smiled at other.
“Take a seat, young lady. You’re overdue a haircut.”
I hope they chop it all off
this video ...👀