Hair Advice from My Heroes

My name is Emma and I ask my heroes for hair advice.

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Pamela Adlon just wants me to keep living. And brushing. 

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Margaret Atwood out here given me her great advice. 

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My Mystic Pizza people are here for me. Forever. 

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Kathryn Hahn wants me to write until all the stories are told. I’m not sure I can. 

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Jane Jacobs wants me to go blonde. But blonde-blonde or white-blonde? 

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Eileen Myles wants me to be a spaceman. 

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Eartha Kitt wants me to try a new shampoo. 

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Sharon Horgan is all about the work. And getting rid of the fringe. 

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Lily Tomlin wants me to do me. 

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Carrie Brownstein wants me to be a bear. 

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Bye, Bill. 

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Serena says I’m not Samson. She’s not wrong. 

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I make it hard but Frank’s into a fringe. 

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Isabella Rossellini’s all about growing wiser and cutting your hair. #hairadvicefrommyheroes

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Iris Apfel thinks I should let it go. Let my hair go? 

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Frida Kahlo’s all about flowers and rebellion. 

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I asked The Girl what to do about my hair but she doesn’t care, she just wants me to fight the patriarchy.