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[hajimewhore]

𝒩𝒶𝓋𝒾𝑔𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃

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[hajimewhore]

We lov u chica take it easy 💕

Heart eyes❕❕❕ ilyyy

[hajimewhore]

hey queen, don’t be so hard on yourself for not posting, everything takes time!! dont rush yourself n just put out what ur proud of!! ilu 😘😘

AWWW WHAT THE HECK! LOVE U BUDDY THANK YOU

[hajimewhore]

I am Apologizing ™️ for being so inactive jansjdfk I still love all of you, and I do have stuff I’m working on I promise 😭✊🏼

[bbysamu]

Do you know toji from jjk

You mean Toji fushiguro, my father-in-law?  husband of @hajimewhore? 

yes I know him 😌

[hajimewhore]

me looking for content and waiting for him to be animated 😭😭

[hajimewhore]

reeeey ik i’ve been missing but your museum theme has me going :O it looks so good!! also, truly works of art belong here, so you’ve got a good theme going ;)

laaaine same I’ve been in and out too 😭 BUT THANK YOU!!! SOSOSOSMUCH! I kept seeing people with cute ass themes, like you have your snazzy diner and i was like.... wait me 2 I wanna have a theme...

[osmus]

“don’t fall in love with me,” matsukawa says as he takes your hand and drags you through a series of dates he so meticulously plans. he takes you to art museums where he kisses you by the paintings as if you’re the only piece of art there. he takes you to parks where he dances with you as if no one else is around, and you’re the only being in the universe that matters. he takes you to monuments where he whispers about how he’ll make sure history remembers and worships your beauty for years to come. he takes you to all these beautiful places, imprinting his very being into every one of them, until the very echoes of him are the only things you remember when you visit them again.

“don’t fall in love with me,” matsukawa warns as his hands ball up into fists and anger floods his body. he tries so hard to fight against ideals he never wanted to have engrain in him. love isn’t for him. he knows that all too well. he may take you on dates, kiss you under the many shades of the sky, and praise the ground you walk on as if you descended from the heavens. but he will never admit to loving you, no matter how much his heart begs him to. he, born of the remaining ashes of his parents’s love, is not made for it—he’s only made for the future broken fragments and ugly wreckage of it. not even you can convince him otherwise. he will leave you with the knowledge of why storms are named after people.

“do not fall in love with me,” matsukawa pleads as he cuts the string with shaky hands and a heavy heart, finally ending your connection with him. he burns the bridge the two of so beautifully crafted together, taking almost every bit of it with him and only leaving you with the remains of what once was. you tenderly yet urgently gather them up, trying desperately to put them back together in hopes that you could salvage any of it. you don’t want memories of that man tainted by heartache and the ashes of what could have been. because it’s not his fault that you allowed him to break your heart even with all the warnings. because being loved by him, even without the words, is well worth the broken heart. he just never realized that.

[hajimewhore]

we should get matching iwaizumi hajime tattoos on our foreheads so everyone knows it’s the one thought we got in there @adoringhajime 😔✊🏼

[hajimewhore]

BESTIE YOUR MUSEUM THEME IS SO CUTE!!!!! YOU DID IT, IT'S AMAZING. Let me just browse in the galleries for a bit

AHHHH I LOVE YOU!!!!! I’ve been wanting to do it for a bit cause some of yalls themes really b *chef’s kiss kiss kiss* and mine was looking a lil 🤢 I’m happy u like it 😭

[mymegumi]

HEY EVERYONE I LOVE IWAIZUMI

[milktyama]

OMGGMGOGM THIS US SO CUTE????

LINK

tagging: @nyg-main @snoozless @kohi-zeri @kei7ime @nadisabug @softieynnie

[nadisabug]

Thank you for the tag rin!!!!

Tagging: @ur-jinji , @missmorosis , @bokutsumie , @mahitochan and whoever else wants to!!!!

[missmorosis]

BYE THIS IS SO CUTE

HEHEHEH TAGGING @xxoperatexx​​ @floralkawa​​ @kirishimas-manly-eyeliner​​ @viridevi​​ @ray-ofmoonlight​​ MWAH MWAH

[floralkawa-deactivated20230315]

thank you for the tag ! this picrew is so cute.

tagging : @boo-marie​ @sakuraukiyo​ and anyone who wants to participate :)

[mochi-marie]

oo!! this was fun!! and so cute, tsym! 🥺 tho there was no dark brown option for hair 😖 so i tried-

no pressure tags 💕 : @fushiguroll, @viridevi, @tetsurouandushigirl, @hajkyyuu + anyone else who’d like to have fun! 🤩

[bbysamu]

this one is seriously cute 

(only if you want!): @aghashiii​, @shoutamajiki​, @hajimewhore​, @dekuspet​ + anyone who wants to make your cute little virtual me 

[hajimewhore]

um hello ur all making super cute picrews✋🏼😩 ty for the tag ceci!

tagging: @babybellecheese @gellysticks @lainewrites @hawkskore @hikariakaashi + anyone who wants to try it!

[sugardaddykenma]

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO RIGHT NOW BASED ON THE HQ CHARACTER YOU STAN

KARASUNO

daichi sawamura ➝ read about the prison industrial complex

koushi sugawara ➝ stop micromanaging your friends

asahi azumane ➝ your friends dont hate you just text them back already

yuu nishinoya ➝ wash your dishes

ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ moisturize

tobio kageyama ➝ disinfect your laptop and phone screen.

shoyo hinata ➝ take a nap

kei tsukishima ➝ turn down your headphones

tadashi yamaguchi ➝ tell one person “no” today

ennoshita chikara  ➝ stop reading a fic and go do ur work

kiyoko shimizu ➝ do a face mask

hitoka yachi ➝ read the lesbian manifesto

NEKOMA

tetsuro kuroo ➝ do. not. purchase. anything. today.

morisuke yaku ➝  go watch a documentary on youtube

kenma kozume ➝ take a shower

lev haiba ➝ go to jail. do not collect 200 dollars. do not pass go.

AOBA JOHSAI

tooru oikawa ➝  you just need to chill. like just,,, relax bro its not that serious (also finish your work instead of daydreaming)

hajime iwaizumi ➝ drink some water

issei matsukawa ➝ clean your mf room

takahiro hanamaki  ➝ text your plug

akira kunimi ➝ schedule a therapist appointment

kyoutani kentaro ➝ ghost him.

FUKURODANI

koutarou bokuto ➝ meditate or something. idk dude your heartrate is fawked

keiji akaashi ➝ you dont need any of the boxes youve kept over the years, throw them out right now.

akinori konoha  ➝ finish one damn project instead of jumping into something new

SHIRATORIZAWA

wakatoshi ushijima ➝ wash your water bottle you nasty

satori tendou ➝ take your medication

tsutomu goshiki  ➝ apologize to your mom

shirabu kenjirou ➝  brush your teeth

INARIZAKI

atsumu miya ➝ do at least one thing you promised yourself you’d do today instead of putting it off again

osamu miya  ➝ bring your dishes out of your room and eat a real meal 

rintarou suna  ➝ charge your phone

shinsuke kita ➝ water your plants

DATE TECH

takanobu aone ➝ go hug someone

kenji futakuchi ➝ stop texting them

kanji koganegawa  ➝  do your laundry

OTHER

yuuji terushima  ➝ make your bed

sakusa kiyoomi ➝ apologize to them. you know who.

[nanamaryllis]

Chapter 1- I hate it here

💌☎️- Rendezvous hotline

Synopsis: Crushed under the burden of a terrible job and an even worse boss, Y/N has barely enough time for her meals, let alone love. So when her friends suggest (read: bully) her to try a new dating app, she hesitantly takes the gamble.

Its just a dating app, what could possibly go wrong?

Pairing(s): Miya Atsumu X fem!reader, Koutarou Bokuto X fem!reader, Kuroo Tetsurou X fem!reader, Terushima Yuuji X fem!reader, Sakusa Kiyoomi X fem!reader

Genre: fluff, crack, angst

Warning: suggestive themes

Fun facts:

✨Y/N used to be Aoba Johsai’s manager back in high-school

✨Always busy handling the tantrums if these 4 crackheads (sometimes its arson, sometimes its attempted murder) she considered writing “part-time adoptive mom” on her twitter bio🧍

✨ She gets drunk every Friday night and rants to Iwa about her plans to yeet her boss off the face of Earth (as she should💅✨)

✨yuhhh getting into the dating show arc very soon 🥵👌💦

Likes/reblogs would be greatly appreciated!

[hajimewhore]

Stahppp your museum theme looks so fine for what😩✋

DANI🤩 where have I beeeeen how did I just now figure out you moved blogs I’m so disappointed w myself 🤦🏻‍♀️

bUT AHH THANKS SO MUCH I wanted to try smth more ass-thetic

[hajimewhore]

Not me spending forever editing my theme to b a museum and not even liking it that much ahshdjd BUT ITS OKAY I still vibe with the idea

[bbysamu]

Haikyuu boys when you tell them you need to go to the hospital for a stupid reason 

featuring:: OIKAWA Toru, USHIJIMA Wakatoshi, BOKUTO Kotaro, MATSUKAWA Issei 

genre:: fluff / slice of life / comedy 

warning:: none! 

inspired by:: this tiktok

❥ OIKAWA Toru 

You glance at your husband lounging on the sofa, muttering to himself as he flips through the latest magazine cover of his, “I just don’t understand how one can be so handsome?” You roll your eyes, deciding to pull a little prank. “babe!” You look at him in horror. “what? what’s wrong?” “I think I need to go to the hospital.” Oikawa sets down the magazine, brows furrowed in concern, “why? are you feeling sick?” You shake your head, “no, but I can’t see when I close my eyes.” Oikawa looks at you in shock before running into the room to put on his t-shirt. “Okay, hurry! Let’s go!” He says scrambling to put his wallet in his pocket and grabbing the car keys. Realization suddenly hit him and he turns around slowly, “why do you need to go to the hospital again?” “because I can’t see when I close my eyes”. He looks at you deadpanned before starting to whine, “I can’t see when I close my eyes too! Look! You just made me get dressed for nothing!” You laugh and open your arms, “come here and accept my cuddles as an apology”. “I’ll also accept kisses”. You laugh again before leaning down, “you got it”. 

❥ USHIJIMA Wakatoshi 

Your husband is dozing off on the sofa when you suddenly smack him across the chest. Ushijima sits up in shock, “what’s going on?” “I need to go to the hospital.” He immediately places his large, calloused hands on your forehead, comparing temperatures. “I don’t have a fever babe.” “then what’s wrong? where does it hurt?” You put on your best “I’m scared” face as you look up at him, “I can’t see when I close my eyes”. Ushijima registers your words before standing up. “Y/N, let’s go to the hospital” “okay, to see the eye doctor?” “no”, he replies, rummaging the drawer for the car key. “no? what doctor are we going to see then?” He glances back you before answering, “the brain doctor”. “why?” Ushijima looks down at you with real concern behind his eyes, “because there is evidently something wrong with your brains if you are genuinely concerned you can’t see when you close your eyes.” You smack him across the chest again. “It’s just a prank!”, you yell, before storming off into the master bedroom, leaving your confused husband with the keys in hand, wondering what he said that made you so mad. 

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[hajimewhore]

𝒜𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑜𝓇,

ˑ༄ؘ ۪۪۫۫ ▹ 𝒟𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒾𝓃 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒹𝒶𝓎’𝓈 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓀, 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓊𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝓊𝓈 ◃ ۪۪۫۫ ༄ؘ ˑ 𝐻𝑒𝓃𝓇𝒾 𝑀𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓈𝓈𝑒

➸ Hi there! I'm Rey, welcome to the museum! I hope you enjoy your stay! ➸ I’m 23, I go by she/her ➸ Aries ♈︎ ENFP ➸ Likes: museum hopping, road trips, kayaking, dogs, hiking, the beach, writing about Iwaizumi Hajime ➸ Dislikes: ginger, driving in the city, wasting time, empty schedules ➸ Current concern: I want to run a marathon, but I can barely do a mile...! ➸ I made this blog because I'm a huge simp and I love haikyuu!!, so if we have that in common, this is the place for you! ➸ Feel free to shoot me a message, or send an ask!♡