friendly reminder that i literally, actually cannot die, and id love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down

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@halfeidolon
friendly reminder that i literally, actually cannot die, and id love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down
halfeidolon:
one must always be careful of books and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us. // ind. priv. sel. tessa gray of the infernal devices. immortalized by hales. ©
men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.
JEM’S FAMILY was having breakfast at a massive farmer’s table. tessa was in a white robe, and kit was still in his superhero pajamas, and they hailed the coming of pastries with acclaim.
“mina and i journeyed far, and have returned bearing love and baked goods.”
“my adventurous mina,” said tessa, kissing mina’s silky hair, then tipping up her face for jem’s kiss. “are you ready to defeat evil vampires using your knowledge of technology and the train timetables, like in dracula?”
yo i forgot to post this, but:
the flower is the stem’s cry of beauty to the universe. // ind. priv. sel. wilhelmina ‘mina’ carstairs of the shadowhunter chronicles. low-activity. penned by hales.
the bus i had to take to my hotel went right over blackfriars bridge :)
delirivms:
❝ 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐗? ❞ blue hues rolled in their sockets upon hearing his sister’s voice, head tilting to the side ever so slightly the young man continued, ❝ you’re doing the thing again where you get wrinkles on your forehead, it’s not a good look for you. besides, you’re going to have to be a little more precise on what it is that i did wrong this time…❞
❝ the fact that you have no idea what i’m talking about is very telling of you. ❞ she says, rolling her eyes. she never should have gotten on that ship in the first place. how much easier it’d have been if she’d just tried to make a life for herself in new york. of course, then, she’d also never had met jem and will, and that thought was tragic. ❝ the list of things you didn’t do wrong is a much shorter one. ❞
❝ have you ever seen what happens to someone with demon pox? first it lies dormant. one begins to turn yellow and green. then the swelling sets in - ❞ ( from will , i couldn't resist )
❝ i haven’t seen anyone with demon pox, actually, as charlotte has said many times it does not exist. ❞ she should probably have expected this. she had heard this spiel a hundred times before. and yet, she hadn’t seen any proof that demon pox truly existed.
❝ you have no right to call yourself a grown man when you act like a little boy. what’s mature about that, nate? ❞ she asks, anger covering her features. the love she’d once felt for her brother was gone, replaced now by only a desire to see him taken down a peg. it was the least he deserved for the pain he’d caused the people she loved. // @delirivms
Questions for Immortals/Ancients
For ancient and/or immortal muses, here are some questions to build your headcanons!
😇Do you think you’ll ever experience an afterlife? 😷Do you have any weaknesses that could challenge your lifespan? 👥Have you met others like you? 👨👨👦Are you part of a family of ancients/immortals? 🎈Do you remember the start of your life? How long ago was it? 💔Is there anyone from your past that you missed for a long time? 😢Do you still think about people you knew years, even centuries, ago? 👶Do you have children? If you don’t, do you think they would be like you? 🍼 Would you ever consider having offspring with a mortal? 📕Do you ever run out of things to be curious about? 📗What is one of the most valuable things you’ve learned? 📘In the remainder of your life, what else do you hope to learn? 💀What is your opinion on death and mortality in general? 🥀Do you create bonds with mortals or avoid getting attached? ☹ Talk about your memory of a tragedy you’ve witnessed. 🖤Do you believe immortality changes someone for the worst? 🕗In your time, what has been one of the most interesting time periods? ⏳Do you ever wish you had a mortal lifespan? 😿Is there any one person you would sacrifice your immortality for? 🎁Name one thing that never gets old or loses its charm for you. 🔮Have you ever considered (or looked for) ways to end your immortality? 🤡How do you deal with avoiding suspicion while living forever? ✨Other than immortality, do you have other supernatural abilities? 🌱What is one thing about the world you’ve come to appreciate? 🌼Have you traveled? If so, name one place that you love the most. 💾Do you ever have trouble with new technology? 💗Is there one mortal in your life you will never forget? 🎼What is your opinion on how music, art, and culture has changed? 💕Do you think two immortals could handle one another’s company forever? 🙄How do you handle boredom and monotony? 💿What is one (or more) inventions you’re thankful exist in your current time? 👿Would you ever use your power and knowledge to destroy? 🌋Do you think you will be alive to see the end of the world? 🗻Do you ever want to escape society altogether for a while? 🤠Have you ever disguised yourself or gone by different names?
parallellives:
Jem knelt down and stared at the scattered pieces of the furniture. He put his hand on Tessa’s shoulder and smiled in return, the effect of hers contagious. “And it has not, my dear.” He reassured. “But seeing as we are a team, I am under the impression that we should share the load of responsibility.” He looked at her and then to her belly. “We have a little one depending on the two of us, not just you.” He said, his other hand moving over the bump. “Magic will take a toll on you, so I say a break is in order. Allow me to take over. You rest and when you are refreshed, perhaps we shall tackle the feat together. And no heavy lifting.” He ordered, though it was the gentleman within. The Heavenly Fire may have burned away the Shadowhunter, but it did not burn away the man. He would always be the man she remembered all those years ago, regardless of what came next.
He grinned at her remark. “I can always give Magnus a ring and stress it is of the utmost urgency.”
she’s quiet for a moment, leaning her head on his shoulder and taking in the moment. ❝ after will died, it was just me taking care of our babies. they were grown, of course, but you never stop being a parent. i tried to take over and be both parents, but eventually, they just didn’t need me anymore. ❞ she laughs, despite the mood that’s come over her. getting magnus up when it’s still so early in new york, and asking him to portal to london... she could only imagine how that would go over.
❝ i am very lucky to have you, jem. i don’t tell you that enough, but i am, and our baby is lucky to have you for a father. ❞
parallellives:
“I supported your idea as it felt like the most sound path to follow. Not to mention that I have the least experience in this modern age.” He chuckled as he tried to read the instructions with her. “I am a musician, though my skill has lessened of late. Carpentry was not a trade I practiced, but I believe you must connect the leg here.” He indicated, hoping he was correct. “It is not too late to resort to magic, Tessa.” He teased.
she huffs, but looks up at him with a smile on her lips. ❝ it is definitely too late. ❞ she’s still unsure what she’s holding, but it looks like it might be one of the slats for the side of the crib. ❝ i’ve committed. this piece of furniture will not get the best of me. ❞ besides, her first time around, she’d let will do all this. in the decades since she’d last had a child, she had decided that she didn’t need to be babied. not when there was still nearly four months to go before she even gave birth.
she looks at what he’s shown her, and then to the piece of wood in her hand. ❝ you mean this is a leg? and not part of the siding? maybe... magic might help a little bit. ❞
clarissa fairchild. little girl who stopped a big war. // est. 8.18.16.template.
zynjm:
Since I am always looking for more mumu plots, I’ve put together a list of everything I’ve ever wanted in a multi-muse plot.
summer camp counselors: between the ages of 18 ad 21, volunteers from colleges around the country (BONUS: around the entire world) flock here to guide children through the summer of their lives, coincidentally also making this the best summer of their own lives.
co-ed college dorms: Simply a group of students living in one building, trying to get along and figure themselves out in the process.
tour: There’s a band on the rise to fame and they’ve brought along two opening acts and entire crew that helps make the entire process that much smoother. Heads will clash, too many personalities together for too many months on end.
sleepy beach town: Every summer there are quite a few families that spend their summers unwinding in a town far from home. There are families that have become quite close due to the three months spent out of every month in this small town. There are also those families that are spending their first year here. This could test friendships and even relationships that have already developed.
kids of famous people: over the years, it’s been no secret that the celebrities we’ve known to love and care for from afar have grown to have families of their own. Now, it’s their children’s turn to make something of their lives. Do they follow in their parents footsteps or do they do something entirely different? Are they snotty self absorbed or do they give back every chance they get? There are millions of possibilities.
apartment complex: A bunch of diverse people all living in one building together. There’s this small family type bond between them but they still aren’t afraid to start crap when it’s necessary. At the end of the day, they will always have each others back when it’s needed
moving out of the suburbs: This group of now adults are moving out of their comfortable living and into the real world. Which direction will they choose? Will they decide to stay as close as they were while growing up together all those years?
recording studio: There’s a new recording studio in Hollywood that’s taking in fresh faces and strong new voices. Everyone is fighting to get to the top and will step on any toes they can in the process. Some will make friends but there’s also those that will definitely make enemies
strip club: Most of the girls here have been dancing on the pole for as long as they can remember, some are new to this lifestyle but have a clear idea of what’s going to go on. There are also the ones who are completely doe eyed and scared out of their minds the second they step inside. The girls have seen customers from all around and each one are different, but they have their regulars and those are the ones they really choose to please. They also have lives outside the club that they are trying to keep as simple or as wild as they possibly can.
shameless inspired: a twenty-something is struggling to raise her six younger siblings. With a drug addicted father and a mother who fled as soon as she got the chance, they’re all on their own. Bring in outside friends and guys who make her think they’ll stay but never do and you’ve got more drama than one person should be able to handle on their own.
zombie apocalypse: Four friends venture out on their own in search of a safe haven after being away in an underground room while the zombie virus spread across America. Along the way, they pick up others they’ve found in need of rescuing. It’s no longer just the four of them and they’re forming bonds with people they would have never spoken to if not given this situation. Previous friendships are tested as new ones begin to form. Nothing is easy when the whole world seems to be ending right in front of your eyes.
gossip girl: it’s been 25 years since Dam Humphry came out as Gossip Girl. There have been plenty of fakes trying to capture the things he’d been able to for all those years but no one could ever live up to the greatness that was the true Gossip Girl. Until now. There’s a new gossip site online that’s got their eye on everything happening around the New York elite. Rumors spread that Dan’s back in the game after all these years but there’s someone greater wreaking havoc on these young adults lives. (Could be the kids of the former group and their friends or an entirely different crew of elite)
3 a.m.: there are only two things that this group has in common and those two things are they live in the same big city and somehow most every morning at 3 am they find themselves after a long night of partying at the same hole in the wall bar the locals frequent. They’ve all got separate lives and try desperately to keep these things separate but sometimes your night life entertainers with your normal everyday life and it’s not something you can actually stop from happening.
Class reunion: ten years ago they thought high school would be the hardest time of their lives but they were quickly hit with the curve ball that is adulthood. They’ve mostly all lost touch and lead their own lives. Some moved out of state and some stayed right their in their little hometown. No matter where they ended up, they’ve all had it a little rougher than they expected. There are past loves brought face to face for the first time in years and enemies still holding desperately on their past grudges. Who started a family and who lives alone in their one bedroom apartment? Did anyone really achieve the things they imagined they would? (BONUS: someone is murdered at the reunion and they’re all forced to stay in town as long as they are still investigating)
❝ please tell me why i thought it was a good idea to put this thing together without magic. i’ve put anything together in my life. not without a little assistance from a spell. ❞ it had been hours since she’d started reading the instructions for the rocking chair, and she was no closer to figuring it out. // open starter
i’ll be on tess & emma tomorrow, after i get home from my dentist appointment. i’ve been binging legacies so i’ll be a lot more activity when i finish the season tbh. i’m sucked in.