Simple Walk Into Mordor

Kerry Shawcross. 24 years old. I work at the greatest place on earth. Mostly known as the writer of RWBY. Video game junkie. It's hard to find me without my DS. Competing with Jeremy over shortest employee. Indie RP blog. Mun and Muse 18+ read rules for more.

[halfpintkerry-blog]

I could use a friend. Lol.

[sleepwalk-living]

Gavin: People cry at weddings. Ryan: Do they? Michael: [quietly] Yeah.

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[halfpintkerry-blog]

well hello dear people.

[halfpintkerry-blog]

[incredibly sorry for my absence as of late. Kerry muse is being very picky and I feel bad doing some replies and leaving others out. Also I've come down with something and its making it so I just wanna sleep all day. I'll be back soon, I hope. Though Im not sure. Kerry is a muse I've had for a long time and I'm starting to think I'm getting bored of him. But the thought of making another character makes me sad and makes me feel like I'll let some of you down. Idk. I'll figure something out eventually.

[keithhabersbergers]

Things Everybody Does But Doesn’t Talk About. (x)

[teleterrified-blog]

okay basically this is everything i’ve found :

small - ctrl/shift/- sub - ctrl/, sup - ctrl/. bold - ctrl/b italics - ctrl/i strike - ctrl/shift/6 blockquote - ctrl/shift/9 number list - ctrl/shift/7 bullet list - ctrl/shift/8 ctrl/shift/2 - headings (rlly big text)

[aquasxldier-blog]

"Yeah, I can fucking tell. You’re all slow and… dude, maybe you should lay down or something. I mean, not like you’re gonna get treatment or anything, but you might have a concussion or some shit…"

Tucker looked down at the floor, then back up at the other. “Maybe you should go watch some porn after you clean the floor and rest a bit. I think that’d be good for you. In the meantime, I’ll keep you company, alright?”

[halfpintkerry-blog]

At least saying that he had hit his head got a little bit of sympathy from Tucker. He had almost completely turned around and that made him feel a little bit better. Now if only he could get himself to wake up before he had to do anymore work around here. "Yeah, I'll rest. But I might as well help you out for right now." He said continuing to mop moving to another part of the floor now.

"You gonna come watch the porn with me Tucker?" He asked trying to make the situation a little bit lighter again. He did say he was gonna keep him company after all.

[thatxkoreanxgamer]

halfpintkerry

[thatxkoreanxgamer]

               ”Why are you hiding under                 the table? Surely, Michael                 didn’t scare you that bad,                 did he?”        Lee asked when she came up to Kerry’s desk,        arching a brow.

[halfpintkerry-blog]

"You obviously haven't been on Michael's bad side. Of course he scared me That bad!"

[sexyslowmotrash-archive]

Mun play.

Send me “Mun play” and I will play as myself for a thread with your muse.

"So…uh…hi?" Cas said awkwardly, avoiding the shorter’s gaze.

[halfpintkerry-blog]

Kerry stared at the new person trying to figure everything out. Had he ever seen them before? How was he supposed to keep up with all the things that went on around here. "I'm sorry, who the hell are you?"

[halfpintkerry-blog]

"Hey, you alright? You look pale."

Kerry tried to hide his cheeks burying them into his arms. Of course he wasn’t fine but he didn’t really have the resources to actually take off for the day, he had to be here because he’d stupidly let himself get behind. He lifted his head up and just nodded at the girl trying to convince her though he knew he couldn’t look convincing. “I’m fine.”

[karideewilson]

She was already pulling out her phone when Miles yelled at her. Kerry wasn’t responding. He needed proper medical attention. That was something she could manage. It was easy to explain what was happening, the woman on the phone doing a wonderful job of keeping Kari calm as they spoke. With the ambulance on the way, Miles went to the front gate to wait and let them in. Karidee stayed with Kerry. “You have to be okay,” she spoke softly, tears pooled in her eyes, “I need you to be okay.”

[halfpintkerry-blog]

He could hear everything going on around him and he kept trying to let them know that he was completely fine. So why couldn't he actually get the words out of his mouth? Was he alright? It was really starting to seem that he wasn't. He really was hoping that this was all some sort of bad dream. Because dreaming would explain why he wouldn't be able to actually move and stuff right? He heard the words of Kari and he tried so hard to answer. He tried to move his mouth but all that came out was a bit of a groan.

[hispanicandnotgivingashit]

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[hispanicandnotgivingashit]

"I’d…..probably lose my job if I did. I evoke my employee discount enough as it is."

[halfpintkerry-blog]

"Well damn. There goes that idea. But that means you must be a bit of a gamer too huh?"

[halfpintkerry-blog]

" how did you get that? "

Fuck. Had he really expect people not to notice? Yes. "Nothing. What are you talking about Ray?" That was definitely going to work.

[narvxez-deactivated20150806]

"No we can’t drop it! Why did you get in a fight Kerry?” Of all people, she didn’t expect Kerry to be the one getting in fights.

[halfpintkerry-blog]

He just growled a little bit under his breath. "You act like I went out looking for one! I got punched for defending you. Happy?!"

[dominatrici-archive-blog]

                     ( she’s actually a little offended. )

                    ❝ oh, rude. I’m surely not that distracting am I? ❞ 

[halfpintkerry-blog]

                                        "You've obviously never been around yourself Jack.                     You're quite distracting. And I don't mean that in a bad way.                     It's just hard not to pay attention to you when you're in the proximity of me. At least that's how I feel."

[sexyslowmotrash-archive]

"" [im mobile close enough right?]

"I think I broke it." Gavin muttered, looking down.

[sexyslowmotrash-archive]

"Well, I may have fumbled it a bit and then it just went smash" Gavin frowned, looking down at the bits on the floor.

[halfpintkerry-blog]

Kerry looked down as well trying to figure out if there was any possible way they were gonna fix this. "Gavin, you're fucked. It was nice knowing you."

[themadkingguy-deactivated201606]

"I know, Kerry. But no one will touch you. I’ll make sure. I don’t want one of my few friends to be afraid of speaking to me." Ryan tried to explain, a slight worry crease between his eyebrows as he shook his head.

[halfpintkerry-blog]

The words made Kerry grin a little bit. The promise of protection did make him quite happy. Things were never promised around here. "Thanks Ryan." He just really hoped he meant it, and didn't change his mind down the line when he actually became the king.

[disciplinarynovel]

"Oh, no. I haven’t. I’ll have to do that sometime— maybe after we end up playing though." That way, his reactions to the game are genuine rather than somewhat "acting" surprised when he saw all of the stuff within the game.

"We will probably end up playing it, though. It just may be a little while before we get to it, y’know?" Considering how many games they got requested to do every day, it was hard to get through them all and to make everyone happy. "But, hey— I’ll text you or Arin’ll tweet you when we end up recording it, all right man? Because we’ll probably-definitely do it."

[halfpintkerry-blog]

"That sounds fair enough! I'm looking forward to it. I got another question though!" He had been wanting to ask about this for quite a long time, but it was only recently that him and the Game Grumps guys had actually moved to being sort of friends instead of Kerry just being a fan of them. "Can I.... Maybe... be in that video?"

[vaviisms-blog]

          “had a —— slight problem filmin’ the last slo mo guys.”

          it’s not a spectacular story by any means: exploding           things always comes with a certain risk, and this time           he got hit in the face with particularly heavy piece of           debris. hurt like a bitch, but still something to laugh at.           he holds out his hand, shooting kerry a cheeky grin.

          “twenty quid! hand it over.”

[halfpintkerry-blog]

[He considered all of this. Slow mo guys injury? Sounded about right for him.] "Nah, you didn't earn it. Sorry lad, maybe next time." [And now he ran, Because chances were Gavin wasn't gonna let him Out of this now.]