#hispanicandnotgivingashit

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{ hispanicandnotgivingashit || continued }

“ I’m assuming by that reaction you’ve figured out why I wanna talk to your guys’ parents. And I’m gonna need your help as well with this. ”

“ Because on October 31st, I’m going to ask Tyler to marry me. ”

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hispanicandnotgivingashit:

“Has he told me what? That you asked him for tranquilizers or that you’re smoochin’ in secrecy?”

“Alright, so he did tell you. Fuck-- how much do you two talk that he told you about the fuckin’ tranquillisers?”

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hispanicandnotgivingashit:

“I’d say I’ll kick your fuckin’ ass six ways to Sunday if you hurt him.”

“Well, uh... I honestly don't know what I expected when I asked that."

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hispanicandnotgivingashit:

“Because I know you and can ruin your day in a single sentence.”

"How on earth could you ruin my day in one sentence? After seein' him I don't think that'd be possible."

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"I can't understand you alphas and omegas, smelling each other like you were meat."

{ x }

   “ I--... We---...” A frustrated chitter. The Omega doesn’t know how to respond at all. It’s a bit rude of Raymundo to be comparing them to food though, isn’t it? They just... Well, sure they sniff at each other; but it’s not like they’re planning to eat each other. Loads of animals do it, don’t they? Even though Gavin hates admitting just how close to primal animals their statuses make them.

   “ It’s not like meat, Ray. It’s--- It’s like a greeting---you don’t greet meat, right? It’s just our way of figuring out who we’re compatible with, or... Or something. I dunno.”

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{ x }

hispanicandnotgivingashit:

“Hey hey that was one fuckin’ time cause you barged your ass i-” And to be frank - of Raymundo in this case- he froze. Brain freeze to the max, yo. He felt short,to be honest, even if it didn’t really matter in this instance. When the Brit pulled away he was more or less star-struck, his words stuttery.

“Well then. T-That was….random.”

The lad couldn’t feel more proud of that response he’d gotten. Not only had Ray not shoved him away, but he’d also managed to disarm the bloke. He hadn’t imagined he’d have a disarming sort of kiss, but he wasn’t going to complain. In fact, all he did was grin even wider as he tucked his hands into his pockets; his expression far too smug to be considered acceptable over a little peck.

       “ Pretty top kiss. Your lips are like girl lips, except you’re pricklier.”

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{ x - 9. Wearing just a towel }

Surprising to all, Gavin was deciding to pop around to a buddy’s house instead of doing what he usually did and waiting for them to come to him. A bit earlier than most would think acceptable for visiting times, but it was the only way it’d fit into his schedule. And anyway, at least he was putting in a bit of effort, right?

Ray’s door’d been unlocked when Gavin arrived, which basically meant he could totally disregard knocking and just wander on in. Exactly what he did do, to be greeted by the sight of the back of his good buddy--having clearly just gotten out of the shower--wearing nothing but a towel to cover his ass. 

                       ...Welp. Gavin’s walked in on worse.

     “ Christ, you’re a late showerer. Should always be ready for visitors, mate.”

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Ray and Ryan |Hybrid AU| Uh...what?

Ryan woke and sat up, turning himself full 180 so he could fall back onto the bed face down. If only he could roll like he used to, that was so convenient, just spinning around without massive horns in the way. Now turning over in bed was an actual ordeal that involved thinking and stuff that should not be happening at 2 am. Wait...was that 8am?! 

He got up quickly, cursing to himself when he realized he'd slept through his alarm. He pulled on one of the t-shirts he'd adapted in the few days since he'd transformed. There had been a virus sweeping through America that left only a few untouched but everyone assumed they were going to get it at some point...or well hoped. He'd been one of the first to change in the office after Gavin and now a few of them had followed suit. In all honestly he hoped it was a dream but as each day passed with him still being forced to turn to enter the bathroom he was losing hope. 

After finally getting ready he left his apartment and headed to work, deciding to stop in a coffee shop on his way there. He waited for both of the double doors to be available before pushing both, making sure not to damage either of them with a horn. Once he was in he joined the queue, tail flicking with impatience.