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Headcanon

Rocket listens to metal artists such as Motorhead and Five Finger Death Punch when making weapons and weapons. He finds that the heavy riffs and tough vocals help him build as well as vent out his frustrations

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Teen!Groot: I am Groot

Rocket: no, no, don't say that, not around-

Peter, showing up out of nowhere: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT HIM NOT BEING YOUR REAL DAD YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT REAL DADS YOU LITTLE PUNK

nonverbaltree

Rocket rests with Groot. "Those teenage years are rough on ya huh?"

* Groot cast Rocket a sidelong look. If plants could blush…hooo boy, he would be redder than Drax’s tattoos. The irony of the situation? He was playing the video game Quill gave him hell about.

He was rusty at it, and his thumbs weren’t as quick. Motors skills were funny like that. He offered the handheld game pad to Rocket to see if he wanted to play. *

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Rocket nods and his fingers dexterously move along the Quick Time events. “Playing the Telltale Series?” he asks. “Wish they give you more time to act, guess humans don’t realize that a Flora Colossus don’t exactly have the fastes motor skills. Just try not to break your pad…”

nonverbaltree

* “I am Groot,” Groot shrugged the shoulder Rocket wasn’t sitting on. He wanted to try that game out, but he liked the asteroid blow-up game better because he could slide his fingers around to move the ship.

He looked down at his actual everyday datapad because, you guessed it, he was surfing Tumblr when he got distracted by playing the game.*

halfworldrocket-blog

“Yeah I know, there a lot of games like that. I think a game that is better for you is the Doodle God series. They are a series of games in which your objective is to make new things out of elements. You can take as much time as you need. What you do in Doodle God is you take one Element and drag it to another element and try to see if you can combine them...” he explains.

nonverbaltree

Rocket rests with Groot. "Those teenage years are rough on ya huh?"

* Groot cast Rocket a sidelong look. If plants could blush…hooo boy, he would be redder than Drax’s tattoos. The irony of the situation? He was playing the video game Quill gave him hell about.

He was rusty at it, and his thumbs weren’t as quick. Motors skills were funny like that. He offered the handheld game pad to Rocket to see if he wanted to play. *

halfworldrocket-blog

Rocket nods and his fingers dexterously move along the Quick Time events. “Playing the Telltale Series?” he asks. “Wish they give you more time to act, guess humans don’t realize that a Flora Colossus don’t exactly have the fastes motor skills. Just try not to break your pad...”

uglyinnocent

"Hey Mantis, how are things going so far?"

❝ good, i believe !! i made myself a bedroom in the closet just outside of GROOT’s room !! it is small, but it’s MINE. i love it !! ❞

halfworldrocket-blog

“That’s good to hear Mantis, Groot should be back to his adult self soon...” he says.

heythere-jackass

Honestly same, Rocket.

(Oh I see... So: Do you want to plan or discuss about our possible RP first or are you willing to start one right away?)

I’m not in a planning mood

Hello... I see you have an RP blog for a great Rocket Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy. I would love to start an RP with you but I cannot find your "rules" section anywhere. Do you have one? If so: Could you link them to me? I like to read usually them first before starting an RP with one ;)

I don’t have a rules section

comicsandcinematography

Yondu’s Trinkets - Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

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Chris Pratt as Peter Quill, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

nicolesometimes

Marvel Studios' Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has already crossed the half-billion mark worldwide.

Have you ever been sat on?

“A Few times, but then those who sat on me got torn a new asshole and I don’t mean sexually.”

There are now at least fifty, maybe more, energy butterflies flying around the ship, originating from Peter's room. And more of them keep coming. ((Rocket u created a monster by encouraging him))

“Wow peter, you’re getting pretty good at this.” he says with a grin, pretty pleased that he managed to encouage Quill to embrace his new powers to use for good.

celestialquill

"Hey Quill, how are things going for you?"

“Not so bad, not so bad… you?”

celestialquill

“I am me! I’m more me than when I ain’t angry! I’m - dude, I’m really not gonna eat no candy bar right now.”

halfworldrocket-blog

Rocket sighs and shakes his head. “Let’s drop the subject for now.”

celestialquill

“I think maybe we should. Before you put all four paws in it.”

halfworldrocket-blog

“So anything else you wanna talk about Quill?” he asks.

Come Watch a Space Raccoon take on a dog

jediandsith

Rocket looks at the two Terrans that followed him. "Hello there."

@halfworldrocket

“We help maintain peace and order in our own galaxy, master, not this one. Do we really have to–”

“Yes.” Which was when Rocket noticed them. With a small hesitation, he tapped Anakin on the shoulder, and moved in front of his padawan. “Hello there–”

“Look what he STOLE, Obi-Wan.”

“Anakin.” Obi-Wan shot him a look, before returning back to look at Rocket. “I apologize for him. We need passage to a place called Xandar. I was wondering if you could help us.”

halfworldrocket-blog

“Planet Xandar huh? Well, We could try and escort you with our ship…But it may take a while. The Ecclector was destroyed, So the Quadrant is all that’s left of it.” he replies. “I can upload the coordinates to Xandar to your consoles though.”

jediandsith

Practically feeling Anakin’s eyes role behind him, Obi-Wan nodded. “Coordinates are good, but we also need a ship. We didn’t have a particularly nice landing. Even if you were to point us in the right direction, we could more than compensate you for your efforts.”

halfworldrocket-blog

“I could probably bring you to a trading post and you can try and get yourself some ships. Though make sure your money is converted to units or credits. Units or Credits are the main form of currency used across the Andromeda Galaxy.” he explains. “If we still had the Flarking Milano, we could take you straight to Xandar...But it’s destroyed and its remains are on Berhert...”