like hamslice which is like homeslice

MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED ON SIGHT. 🔞 executive cuck chair blog to dump suggestive or full on NSFW jokes, thoughts, posts and art. i block freely but it's not personal at all--just for personal safety and comfort.

[hamspice]

i can't believe it's come to this either.

not every post is NSFW, but there will be NSFW posts—it's nice to just have a dumping ground while i navigate this. i doubt there'll be much Actually Explicit content on here, but i'll warn accordingly.

sexing up the pig and duck and i'm not even into men or them. this blog isn't even really for horny purposes so much as it is "okay these guys have been freaks for long enough that i'm curious enough to put them into situations that they clearly have set themselves up for". it's like a biologist's journal. i just need Daffy to be a horny freak and free Porky of his little repressed gay man inhibitions. always remember that they started it

you're welcome to reblog any of my posts, but i will be blocking pretty freely and curating my experience heavily on this blog. if you stumbled upon it and you know me from other circles… no you didn't 😇

[albertnatural]

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

[elcuervoespacial]

🐖/ Daffy, Come on... get off now.

🦆/ i Can't

🦆/ Now we'll be stuck like this for the rest of our lives... how romantic.~

🐖/ It's not funny, you idio-idio... moron!

requested by some friends who wanted to see if I dared to draw it "anatomically correct" and this was my answer

[hamspice]

i need them to fuck

[elcuervoespacial]

to your order boss, I'll be right back. 🫡🫡🫪

[elcuervoespacial]

It's not much (Or at least I'm not satisfied(??)

[hamspice]

i need them to fuck

[guiltfactory]

guy who gets horny at the idea of crashing into a wall with a tunnel painted on it. guy who gets hard thinking about running off the side of a cliff and hovering in the air for a second until he looks down and realizes the ground is gone. guy who jerks off at the thought of little birds circling his head after getting whacked by a big colorful mallet. guy who comes when he imagines sitting up after a piano falls on him and smiling with a mouth full of piano keys and they each play a note as they fall out one by one.

[hamspice]

game of the year

[the-bar-sinister]

They would not go on cute dates and raise children, they would punch each other in the throat and have bad sex on the couch.

[hamspice]

Daffy in NLT

[taxlthomas]

yeah i guess i can do stuff like this again sometimes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

daffy duck's pussy will be shown "in a tasteful manner" in the next Looney Tunes film

[teabree-shark]

puthy

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

do you think they ever explor- (gets shot)

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[electricpurrs]

me engaging in my deepest, darkest fantasy

[hamspice]

🫤

[hamspice]

will probably be using this blog for its intended purpose again... could be a phase could not who knows. thanks to encouragement from friends i'm feeling a bit more emboldened and may have more to share. or bashfulness could win out. Who Know. that is to say despite it all i'm still embarrassed of pigduck sex despite them constantly being 2 steps away from it at every turn. need i bring up the LTC babies again. THIS IS LIKE ok not to get too candid or sob story or whatever i'm very much not a prude when it comes to others' Activities but i've had some bad influences in my life at an impressionable age that sort of forever made me be like "i am never going to explore and have fun. everyone else will though. i am never allowed to though ever and i am a freak for remotely thinking of it" and i think now i am finally learning that i'm allowed to be a participant in my own life and allowed to work through things and have fun with it. embracing the mindset of "i know what i'm doing i know where my priorities and line of thinking are. i'm sharing it with the class rather than letting the class dictate what i should share for me despite the class here being all supportive and i heavily curate my following on here anyway". so i guess just a "warning" that i may be using this account more. but honestly i don't need to warn because all of the drawing ideas i have in mind that i wouldn't let myself post could just as easily be posted on my pigduck blog. but there may be some actual 🔞 on here and my message is Don't make fun or judge because you're the one who's following me. even though i don't think anyone here would.

enjoy

[hamspice]

hi don't judge you clicked on it

[badassdemonsword]