wtf

this is the best blog on the internet

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I wanna get my wisdom teeth removed for attention

Kate Westhaver

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u know what i told myself i didnt need a boyfrend but i definitely feel like i need attention

Kate Westhaver

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toenails are like the lower class u just kind of ignore them down there and put all ur effort and resources into ur fingernails up on top

Kate Westhaver

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i've always been an elitist asshole about my chord changes

Kate Westhaver

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It's great how memes can bridge the gap between the North and the South

Kate Westhaver

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when i sunburn i turn a stylish coral color

Kate Westhaver

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10/10 would not talk to willingly

Camden Gulden

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HAVE FUN MAKE FRIENDS IGNORE EMBARRASSMENT AND CALL ME IF YOU FEEL LIKE DYING

Leah Ashcraft

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Don't ever go out with a guy who doesn't like tofu.

Sung Han

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Do they know you are an atheist devil worshipper socialist scum yet?

Liam Brinkler

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I feel like republicans aren't even real

Kate Westhaver

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kids are so annoying. but i connect to them. i would also scream all the time but i have like a tiny bit more self control

Kate Westhaver

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Semicolons are like a relationship where you're comfortable enough to fart.

Griffin Han-Lalime

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The Bachelorette is the emotional Hunger Games.

Griffin Han-Lalime

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i think i have mellowed out a lot since the days i hated female pop celebrities for no reason

Kate Westhaver

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Gross couples are gross but gross couples are also happy.

Camden Gulden

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You're like the How-To Basic of mediocrity

Josh Griffin