Vampiric Yoshi

Hey there! My name is Han (as pronounced by Lando Calrissian) and I've been going by the same screen name for over twelve years. I'm an artist, writer, nerd, and semi-functional adult. I currently run and manage three other blogs on Tumblr ('vampiricyoshi', 'vampiric-plays-games', and 'ask-kittyspy'). Find me on DeviantART and Bluesky under the name 'VampiricYoshi'!

[han-the-vampiricyoshi]

Parent Blog to @ask-kittyspy, @vampiricyoshi, and @vampiric-plays-games. (If you're a TF2 blog, please check kittyspy - that's probably why I followed you, lol).

My name is Han the Vampiric, and I'm an Artist, writer, and low-key gamer. Current project is an introductory comic for the Kitty Spy blog to explain how she came into existence. Haven't done a comic in years - wish me luck!

(Do not reblog without 'Promo' tag please) (Post is subject to change or unpin)

[writerxwren]

I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀

[han-the-vampiricyoshi]

Item: Your ID Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you have a username you always use in games?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

VampiricYoshi, if I can. But that's kind of obvious.

[han-the-vampiricyoshi]

[han-the-vampiricyoshi]

Anime shop owners report losing thousands in overnight break‑in

The owners of a small, family-run anime store said a thief stole thousands of dollars in merchandise during an early morning break-in over t

If anyone in Utah County/Salt Lake County can make it there and support them, I think they'd really appreciate it. If you have any information, contact the store.

[vafrosaon]

i absolutely adore her

[aenslem]

-Dinner is important! -We'll go out. STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMY (2026–) 1.03

[noxequusblog]

Omg third gif is perfect )

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]

[han-the-vampiricyoshi]

Like clockwork, every time Markiplier does something spicy or some amazing new content comes out, people go back to In Space with Markiplier and subsequently to the Ao3 archives and my fanfiction lol.

[han-the-vampiricyoshi]

Hnnng... birthday.

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[explicitlyrics]

this bull amulet from 3250 bce felt so familiar and i figured out why

[lee-romee]

this is a great time of year to buy from native stores or donate to native organizations. you can figure out who's land you're on here, and below i've listed some (of many) businesses you can support ♡

B.Yellowtail --- jewlery, clothing, and home goods designed by Bethany Yellowtail, citizen of the Northern Cheyenne Nation and from the Apsáalooke (Crow) Nation

Cheekbone Beauty --- sustainable, low-waste beauty products from Jenn Harper, an Anishinaabe artist based in Canada

Trickster --- atheletic products from Tlingit and Deg Hit’an Athabascan siblings (Alaska)

NativeHumboldt on Etsy --- the artist, Shayna McCullough, and their fiancé make designs inspired by traditional designs from their culture; she is from the Yurok tribe and descended from the Hupa, Karuk, Redwood Creek, Pit River, Yuki, Wintun, Pomo (tribes in California), and Chetco tribe (in Oregon)

OklahomaThirtyNine on Etsy --- they mostly sell beaded work, particularly earrings, as well as some necklaces

xBeadsByMandyx on Etsy --- handmade beaded earrings, from a Cherokee veteran

food products, from wine to sauces to teas to mixes to fish to jerky and nuts, sorted by store with details beside each store

[grison-in-space]

My favorite shoes in the winter are my Manitobah mukluks, which are Metis-owned and participate heavily in community initiatives with other indigenous nations to train and support artists. They also partner regularly with artists from other nations on their shoes to create custom editions. Currently they are collaborating with Rosa Scribe (Cree), Janae Grass (Sac & Fox), Atheana Picha (Salish), and Melissa Peter-Paul (Mi'kmaw). They also host an indigenous market that showcases and promotes indigenous artists.

Plus they're warm as hell and the sheepskin lining means I don't have to wear socks, which is extremely nice sensory comfort. So that's nice as well.

[cactusspatz]

Eighth Generation (Snoqualmie Tribe) has some beautiful stuff - I've bought a huge beautiful beach towel and cool socks from them personally, but they have jewelry, art, housewares, lots of great work.

[lee-romee]

image is one of my favourite blankets from Eighth Generation

Beam Paints --- watercolour paints by Anong Migwans Bean, M'Chigeeng First Nation (located in Ontario), who was taught to harvest pigments by their parents ((recommended by @airbenderinalbion))

Beyond Buckskin --- created by Jessica Metcalfe, who is Turtle Mountian Chippewa, they feature and sell works such as moccasins, jewelry, clothing, and blankets from over 40 artists --- featured is a beaded Yakima Plateau bag ((recommended by @sassytail))

Haipažaža Pĥežuta --- a couple, Lakota and Dakota, from Ocheti Sakowin Tha Makhoche (Sioux Nation) who make soaps, shampoo bars, bath and body products, salves, & more herbal products, incorporating traditional knowledge and using minimal packaging + natural ingredients ((recommended by @wittywallflower))

Sequoia Soaps --- soaps, candles, lotions, body mists and body scrubs, founded by Michaelee Lazore, who is Kanien'kehá:ka (Mohawk) from Akwesáhsne and Northern Paiute (in Nevada) ((recommended by @trialofasphodel))

[lee-romee]

a couple new additions:

Only Child Handicrafts --- beadwork created by a 30-year-old beadworker, which they learned while growing up near the Great Lakes from the Anishinaabe; their paternal family is Ojibwe from Fort William First Nation & their patterns are both based on traditional patterns & contemporary ((recommended by @fruityshirts))

Sage & Oats Trading Post --- based in Montana, but selling products from native artists across the country, including beadwork, candles, foodstuffs, books, textiles, jewelry, & so much more ((recommended by @samwisegamgeeee))

Sea Wisdom Design --- jewelry by łlilawikw ("gatherer of the people"), who is Kwakwaka’wakw, from the Pacific Northwest, whose beautiful historical designs are featured in her art ((recommended by @fruityshirts))

middle picture: blanket made by Rachel Twoteeth Pichardo, a Little Shell artist from North Carolina

[smokingtigerhiddengun]

It's not a small creator, but Prados Beauty is indigenous-owned and partners with indigenous designers. They're pretty mainstream now but I've only heard good things about their corporate practices.

Prados Beauty: Your Bold Beauty Destination

Discover Prados Beauty, featuring high-quality cosmetics at affordable prices. Embrace all of your beauty with ethically made cosmetics, too

[lee-romee]

Thunderbird Skin --- skincare made Mooretown Rancheria Maidu women from Northern California, who now live in the UK. they also make products specifically for eczema & psoriasis & have trial sizes of nearly all their products ((recommended by @a-wild-haggis))

Mistahiminis Beadwork --- beautiful art, beaded earrings & embroidery works & sewn bags, made by a nonbinary Nehiyawak (Cree) beadworker in Canada ((recommended by @thymeforeverything))

Choke Cherry Creek --- clothing created by Angela Ikūalasaash ("persistence"), a Apsáalooke (Crow) & Pikuni (Blackfeet) woman who incorporates symbols from her heritage into her work ((recommended by @alcidesire))

Good Medicine Clothing --- an Apsáalooke-owned (Crow Nation) clothing store, founded by a Native American dancer & hip hop artist (his music links here) ((recommended by @alcidesire))

The Wandering Bull --- they carry a huge variety of pow-wow supplies & whatever anyone might need to make their own pieces ((recommended by @lugarn))

Medicine Man Crafts --- goods made by people on/near the Eastern band Tsalagi Nation (Cherokee), such as traditional baskets & jewelry, craft supplies, masks & pottery, & so much more ((recommended by @lugarn))

[bucephaly]

😭😭

[bucephaly]

There are only around 1,500 native Cherokee speakers left, and most of them are elders

Little Cherokee Seeds is a program where mothers and babies spend all day with first language Cherokee speakers, speaking nothing but Cherokee, so that the babies become a new generation of native speakers. They're also teaching traditional skills and mothering practices to the mothers to pass on.

This is so so important for the survival of the language. These babies are on track to being fluent first language speakers, and they will be able to keep the language going for another lifetime.

I recommend checking out the little cherokee seeds facebook page!!

[bucephaly]

Little Cherokee Seeds is fundraising for a new program for the children ages 3 - 6 to continue their journeys as first language Cherokee speakers!

Donate here to help Wegi and the other Cherokee Sprouts grow!

[infectiouspiss]

oh fuck yes it's almost thanksgiving which means fire departments across the usa are going to be posting beautiful content like this to try and stop people setting their houses on fire (x)

[infectiouspiss]

this is the only good thing about thanksgiving shout out to the san diego county fire department and the raleigh fire department

[morwentrouble]

curated tag promotions

[vampiricyoshi]

Lazy Town reference. #IgnoreVox202X

Still no scanner, but I hope the quality is okay XD I tried to do Velvette's hair like Stephanie's, but tbh I really don't like it. I was too lazy to figure out something cuter though... because what I wanted to do covered Vox and Alastor too much.

Art by me - please do not repost

DeviantART Link

[tf2occontest]

Katalina Binks - BLU Spy VS Kelly Krieger, the Soldier

(Full matchup list here)

Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboards and be hired at TFI! Simply put, whoever gets the most votes gets to move on, and whoever doesn't... Well. They'll be put down swiftly and cleanly. :}

So, mann your stations, because here are your next contestants! Vote for your favorite mercenary who you want to win the TF2 OC Contest! - P

WHO SHOULD TFI HIRE?

Katalina Binks - BLU Spy

Kelly Krieger, the Soldier

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

OC INFO UNDER THE CUT!

We highly encourage you to take a peek to make your decision!

Katalina Binks - BLU Spy

@vampiricyoshi

Image credit: @/vampiricyoshi

On the day that Saxton Hale became the CEO of Mann Co., his scientists worked hard to make him a creature as a welcoming present - an unholy combination of human intellect and raw animal strength. They presented the creature in a simple cat carrier, where Saxton only saw a small cub of a mountain lion with opposable thumbs. As it was only a cub, Mr Hale couldn't see himself fighting the creature, and he threatened to fire the scientists on the spot.

The scientists kept their jobs, but the cub was left in a cardboard box labeled 'Free Kitten' on the corner of a nondescript street somewhere in the United States.

Kat was eventually picked up by the BLU team and was given a job as a Spy. She… tries her best.

Kelly Krieger, the Soldier

@kapsloc7

Image credit: @/kapsloc7

Kelly is the RED Soldier, happily taking the position after struggling to keep a job for years. He takes lots of pride in his position, and loves the thrill of battle. PTSD has led to him having a shaky mental state, often having angry outbursts over small issues. Despite that, he is usually nice enough, and values his friendships with his teammates.