Welcome to Pandora, Kiddos~

"Hiya, kiddo~ It's your favorite pal, Handsome Jack!" ((Independent rp blog for Handsome Jack. Multi-ship/multi-verse/OC-friendly. Both mun and muse are 21+ Will contain NSFW.))

[monarchofmurder]

[handsomeasshat]

Hey jack it's Rhys here You err... Ever plan on getting me off Pandora? It's been a week and a half and I'm getting scared

“Eh, you’re gonna be fine, Rhysie~ Just try not to get yourself killed.”

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

“As you wish.” She smiled back at him and continued to rub his back and neck

He merely closed his eye, and after a few moments, he fell asleep.

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

“If you want me to stop just tell me and I’ll leave you alone.”

“No, you’re fine...,” he said as he opened an eye to look at her with a smile.

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

“I’m glad you like it, Jack.”

Without a word, he let out a yawn, obviously tired.

[ask-the-borderlands-hacker]

((Sorry that I haven’t been as active as I used to, guys. Recently, work’s wearing me out more than I’m used to since Labor Day’s tomorrow, and the kiddos are gonna be starting school the day after that. Not to mention other IRL stuff’s happening that’s stressing me out even more…I’ll try to get replies done, so please bear with me.))

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

Grace giggled a little and worked on his neck. “I remember falling asleep when my mom used to do this to me.”

“It’s amazing...,” he said in a weak voice, on the verge of falling asleep.

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

Grace then gently rubbed his shoulders again and then down his back

“....I can actually fall asleep like this....,” he said with his eyes remaining closed.

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

“That I can agree on.”

Jack just smiled as he was silent, laying his head on his desk before closing his eyes.

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

“I remember I was so stressed out from school one day and my mom noticed me come through the door so pissed off and she told me to lay down on the couch so she can give me a massage which helped me through the rest of the week.

“It always helps when someone helps you out...”

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

“My mother before she passed away.”

He thought for a moment, thinking of the right words to say.

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

She smiled and then pushed gently on his back to release some pressure

“Where’d you learn to do this...,” Jack asked.

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

Grace started on his shoulders and then gradually worked her way down his back

He let out a sigh through his nose in contentment, his eyes remaining closed.

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

Grace stood behind him and placed her hands on his shoulders.

Laying his head on his desk, he closed his eyes as she worked.

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

“If you ever need it again just ask me I’d be happy to do it.”

He let out a chuckle before sitting down in his chair with a sigh through his nose.

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

Grace heard them as she was taking his jacket off and putting it neatly on his chair. “You really do need this I can hear it in your bones.”

“Yeah...I never had it before, so I do appreciate this...”

[bullet-with-valkyr1e-wings]

♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ((*finger guns*))

“Ohh come on lemme touch the thing.”

[handsomeasshat]

badass-valkyr1e

“I know you’re concerned about her and so am I but in time she’ll be able to do it.”

He let out a smile before stretching, a couple of muffled cracks being heard from his joints.