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i went see the stranger things stage play and i didn't know what to expect of eddie's dad, but "insane slutty goth clown theatre kid" wasn't one of the options i had considered

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i don't know how else to tell you guys this, and i swear on my grandmother's grave that i'm not making this up, but in the stranger things stage play there is a part where brenner ties 001/henry creel down to a chair, puts a ballgag in his mouth, and calls him a good boy

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the sexiest character in star trek is quark because he goes out of his way to mask his extremely high emotional intelligence and sense of empathy with his scumbag persona, which allows him to navigate social spaces where he can be the most effective. it's just so unfortunate that I was banned from the quarkfuckers discord in 2022 for suggesting that kira and odo should keep dukat as their gimp

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transgender operations on illegal hispanics who are in prison. or something idk i didn't watch the movie

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red dwarf is about two men, one autistic and the other ADHD, raising their two adopted children, a furry and a bottom

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me explaining that herr flick and helga are woke actually because herr flick is a disabled autistic lesbian transwoman in a loving monogamous kink relationship with a cis woman who understands & caters to their needs

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memento isnt about self-narrative or self-manipulation or whatever, it's about what if a guy had cartoonishly shit luck but kept being a total and complete sunshine ray of a puppyman

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the reason i know jordan peterson is full of shit is because he said that the only genres of man that women are attracted to are "pirates, doctors, vampires, werewolves, and millionaires" and the fact that he left out "pathetic rat men infested with fleas and debt" means he has no clue what hes talking about

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i still think it's funny that anyone who knows me well enough can pinpoint the exact timestamp in stranger things season 4 episode 1 that made my eyeballs pop out of my skull like in a cartoon and splatter wetly against the screen

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reading the original ghost in the shell graphic novels when you only know the series through the movies / animes:

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top 10 best things about the 2015 ghost in the shell anime movie:

1. batou wears a slutty little black skintight combat suit

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tyra banks' YA novel got absolutely eviscerated when it came out so this is going to be a spicy opinion: modelland is fantastic outsider art. like. this is good art. you can't convince me it's ghostwritten either. it's too weird for that. idk man it feels wrong to me to pan a work that is A) weird and fascinating and B) not created in bad faith. this is my bar for good art. which means the weird tyra banks novel is good actually

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ghost in the shell: innocence says some very interesting things about posthumanism and metaphysics that echo sentiments expressed in both electric sheep and blade runner 2, particularly the transhuman critiques of humanism when it comes to the neuroticism of anthropocentrism even without going into the usual territory of how humanism is inherently exclusionary. anyway i want batou to pulverize my skull between his thighs

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so i guess i just have to live with the knowledge that the porn actor who played edward in the edward scissorhand porn parodies (they made 3 of them) had as much charm as depp while being significantly cuter than him. i have to carry this with me

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gaze upon the Pool of Truth and behold the Forbidden Knowledge within its unfathomable waters: soldier (1998) is a blade runner sequel, ghosts of mars (2001) is an escape from new york sequel, and project snowblind (2003) is a deus ex midquel

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god this is so mean but i looked brandon cronenberg up and i thought "oh is face is so weird, he looks like he was designed by david cronenberg." which i guess is an accurate thing to say. i suppose i wasn't wrong