Random Assortment of Sorts

Lol. Life is hell and I can’t stop lovin. /♋ / 24 / Pan-Ace/ Will Not Tag Shit For My Life

[autistic--cryptid]

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platypus

[bellflower-islandsparkle]

An ordinary platypus?

[kurara-black-blog]

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[coffeedrunk]

pErRy tHe pLaTyPuS?!

[feredir]

EQUALLY GUILTY

[kari69a-deactivated20220420]

[onsighthoe]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

I’M—

[roach-works]

hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children. 

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

I wish I could articulate all the ways this makes sense and why it makes sense and stuff but it’s just like… something something misogyny something something resentment of creatures that don’t need you and don’t hang on your attention and approval all their lives.

[theseancequeen]

My dad gave me this exact same advice when I was a kid. “Anyone who hates cats is a control freak and an asshole.”

[fivefve]

Source

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Some spring pokemon

[chris-evans]

CHRIS HEMSWORTH as Thor Odinson in Thor Ragnarok, 2017

[batarangsoundsdumb]

okay, but memes from the perspective of Gotham citizens are like,,, my favourite thing

part two - part three - part four

[deannamb]

You know me… I do love facial expressions…

[politijohn]

One day apart.

[plaguedoctormemes]

*draws a gay little clown that pisses you off*

[plaguedoctormemes]

[catchymemes]

[oddpoke]

My old friend, my companion, and my brother in arms

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

We also grew up with both cassette tapes and CDs which are the musical equivalent…

[cipheramnesia]

This is why there’s a whole generation that never throws out obsolete electronics. We lived through about 5 years which rolled out dozens of new universal formats and universal connectors.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

disney same-facing dragons now

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

introducing elsa's dragonsona

[pururin]

what the hell is this cursed shit

[sabertoothwalrus]

same energy

[adampvrrish]

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

[tikkety-tok]

Don't disturb the artist at work

[savannahsdrabbles]

[omegaverse]

[diewhitewoman]

[paradisixx]

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

[pocmemes]

[stars-struck-lover]

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

[parlezvousladybug]

Legend

[meticulousmaker]

[deergirlslut]

[systembroadcasting]