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Bad jokes will always be better than good ones |Toronto, Ontario |

[superfart6969]

(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

[hakurasakura]

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

[boringbengali]

[snoden-deactivated20150621]

*is in hell*

me: it’s hot satan: it’s the heat

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[thisscharmingman]

I CAN FUCKING NOT! 💀💀💀

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

this is so funny

[nathanmillers]

this response is gold

[alexander]

“They’ll understand me in Japan”

[champagnepadre]

*takes a bullet for the cheetah girls*

[toyslug-blog]

[fkacoochie-deactivated20230424]

[barbarella3d]

*casts this on you*

[feraligatr]

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

[feraligatr]

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

[feraligatr]

shajkldhskjladfhjklsdgkljdaghdsajlkgh

[pokemon-personalities]

time to take a nap in gengars mouth

[pancakeke]

PUT A CAT IN HIS MOUTH

[ohevoyev]

i miss when ppl straight up lied on here. i’m gonna start doing it again. okay so yesterday i saw hannibal lecter in the target bathroom

[dragonblaze374]

Please don’t lie. We’ve got enough stupid bullshit going on in Washington, D.C. with the riots, we DO NOT need that useless idiocy here. Not now. I cannot believe people could be so cruel. This is not who we are, America. We are a proud and mighty nation. WE DO NOT NEED WAR. What we need is to start being the glorious, kind America we once were. Please, if you must protest, do it peacefully if you care about America at all.

[ohevoyev]

this is a post about hannibal lecter

[a-cupcake-demon-deactivated2024]

Important news

[zelda-and-princess-hyrule]

having friends in dif time zones is just

[sirduke]

having friends in dif timezones that are behind yours

[moonkitty]

what the fuck is a dilf timezone

[mctreeleth]

Where I am, sport. Now come inside, your mother’s got dinner ready. Or well, breakfast for you.

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[betchawanna]

The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

[thatll-do]

imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa