your grandma

jessie | 51 | see pinned

[pancakeke]

📌 pinned post 📌

Hi I'm Jessie. I'm old and I've been using Tumblr since 2011. I have a lot of hobbies but my job is killing me so I don't really do anything anymore. I'm a data analyst. If you need help with Excel or Google sheets hmu, spreadsheets are fun toys to me. I know SQL too but nobody cares about that.

Still though hobby-wise I'm into plants and gardening, home improvement, and random DIY. If my office wasn't a mess you'd see more of my big collection of crafting tools including my big ass knitting machine, sla 3D printer, embroidery machine, etc. That shits fun to play with when you're not so so tired!!

I also have a lot of side blogs. Here are most of them.

@911memes @aging-userbase @amazon-dot-com @analog-art @bad-internet @cafedanime @certaindates @cute-o-ween @cybertruckfails @dai-dark @discord-emoji @dorohedoro @fan-embroidery @fight-sticks @fuckwork @gacha-hell @gdilfs @gramstains @homestuckbabey @ioterrible @itatree @marthasmemes @miss-tatsu @monsterfucktery @mugfull @munch-room @officeculture @pancakemake @pnmpkins @redraw-inosuke @stumperbickers @sword-wife @sudfer @tonskele @usenews @yournewkeyboard @valemtimes @wc-donalds

Here are my socials but I might not be active on them at all times.

art fight | bluesky | letterboxd | console variations | manga updates (reading, completed) | mfc

This post will be updated whenever.

[cyber-newtype]

did anyone see the tom and jerry bra

[cyber-newtype]

[baba-yaga-lifestyle]

Always the most badass blankets and rugs at this store by my house.

[ragingbullmode]

MAYBE WE’LL MEET AT A BAR 🗣️‼️

[pancakeke]

what the fuck is this

[sproutboiiii]

unika

[theweirdwideweb]

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

[theweirdwideweb]

For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com

[theweirdwideweb]

[handsmotif]

as a pharmacy technician i can share with you some websites that give you those "coupons" for your meds!

goodrx is the most well known one, but if i'm trying to find the cheapest price for a patient i compare it to scriptcycle, and use whichever is offering the best price. you just type in the medication (PLEASE make sure you're getting the right drug, dosage, and quantity) and your zip code and they will spit out some offers for you

some pharmacies may have their own discount card to compare to as well!

if you are getting a name brand medication, you can also look at the manufacturer's website to see if they offer any evouchers for you to use too

good luck out there 👍

[bitchesgetriches]

How to Pay Hospital Bills When You’re Flat Broke

[rayneydayss]

another one is singlecare.com, brought my duloxetine from $240 a month to $20

and there are coupons for hrt on there as well :) different options for different pharmacies

[hereissomething]

dollarfor.org saved my broke ass, it can save urs too

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[justintaco]

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]

[ostensible-adult]

[Image ID: a tumblr tag reading "problems that can be avoided if you simply treat your child as a human being with the right to make decisions on what they wear". End ID]

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[isaactea]

[ot3]

looking for animal references on image searches has always kind of sucked but it's much worse after AI image generation technology has begun to actually past muster, which is why i always just go straight to inaturalist. can't recommend this highly enough. you get to both find out about niche species you've never even heard of and also see some really good photographs like this one

x

[horseabortion69]

Thinking again about the best furry telegram sticker

[dragonboywings]

A close second

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]