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The pot calling the kettle black, pipsqueak.
Careful Malcolm, your limp dick is starting to talk.
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@harleyxcollins
malcolm-winslow:
The pot calling the kettle black, pipsqueak.
Careful Malcolm, your limp dick is starting to talk.
camryn-techwhisperer:
Wow, no kidding– since Wil’s a werewolf, I lost my person I’d spar with here. You’re on, I don’t want to let all the money I siphoned from people’s accounts to go to waste.
Aw, that makes me feel good, but also same– I can count on one hand the people I like.
Show me how to siphon money for myself and I think we’ll have a mutually beneficial deal.
Mine has only recently ticked over one.
mac-vaughnxchamberlain:
And you wield that superpower well, but we’re not here to watch me fail at skipping rocks.
We’re going to wait for the fireflies to come out. Natalie gave me the day off and I brought food for whenever we’re hungry, so the whole day is ours.
Oh really, I thought that was exactly what we’re here for?
I’d say Natalie works you too hard, but she’s an angel. Did she make the food too?
szymanski-tiberius:
Yes. It was a gruesome situation that no one deserves.
That’s because there is more, and given the situation with the town… I may not be alive much longer to tell you the truth. The vampire that killed your mother was a resident of the town for a time– he was not just passing through. No one really knew him or anything about him except that he was extremely old and dangerous. We covered it up so no one would chase after him when he left and get killed. I am sorry, Harley, I should have told you sooner.
Harley nodded at his words, there was nothing for her to do or say. She knew it, she’d always known, and a time ago she would have reacted, would have tried to stab Tiberius with whatever was close by. Instead, all Harley felt about the information was numb and a growing sense of danger. Reaching into her pocket she placed a golden choker, centred with a large blood ruby, on the table, “I found this inside my old caravan.” The one she used from time to time, but rarely since Mac came into the picture. “I don’t really have anyone in my life who can afford this kind of thing.” She sniffed as she looked at the fancy dog collar, her stomach rolling. “I just needed to confirm that this is what I think it is.”
szymanski-tiberius:
I did. I know all of the faces, past and present that come to this town– your mother’s especially. There are a lot of people who die here, but her death still haunts me to this day.
Because she was pregnant?
No one would tell me anything about it, and since then all of this other stuff has come out – about her and about me. She feels so alive even though she’s dead; I know all of these things about her but not the one that matters – and I know there’s more.
wilburn-watt:
Okay, okay, I’ll announce myself next time. Fucking hell.
You look fine, Miss dramatic. What are you doing sneaking into the mansion anyway? Unless you fancy giving us both a heart attack.
Hey – I could be bleeding internally for all you know.
Don’t you have a family to be with, or have you finally fallen for Caleb’s charms?
camryn-techwhisperer:
Looks like the self-defense classes I took while I was gone are paying off at least.
Good, I’d hate for you to kick my ass to Pluto and back.
Well if you need a sparring partner to keep up to date, let me know. Everyone I used to practise with are now werewolves, go figure.
Like I’d hurt you, you’re one of the ones I like.
aimee-ofbabylon:
Darling, that’s why alcohol was made. It makes everything and everyone more fun. Pretty much everyone was wasted back in the day.
So your plan is to spend the next few... however long it is, wasted out of your mind?
szymanski-tiberius:
You are not wrong… on either account.
Hm? Around… age wise or how long I have been in the town? I have been here since the beginning– a couple centuries now. Alive for longer than that.
So you would have known my mother.
mac-vaughnxchamberlain:
Okay– when you put it that way, maybe I’m a little more than rusty. Don’t judge me, Ms. Judgy-Pants.
I have no supernatural enhancements, all I have is judgement.
szymanski-tiberius:
I see you are still holding onto the strong Harley Collins sarcasm. I am curious, though– you never come by to visit us here.
Are you okay?
Sarcasm is a sign of intelligence. A place isn’t very inviting when you’re the main course.
You’ve been around, for like... ever – right?
malcolm-winslow:
I love the smell of despair and misery in the morning. What can I say, I’m a simple man.
You’re fucking revolting.
mac-vaughnxchamberlain:
I’m only a little rusty.
Have you thrown anything in your life?
szymanski-tiberius:
I’m afraid I’m busy preparing for a trip, so I don’t have much time.
What are you here for?
Next time I’ll make sure to book an appointment with your vampire assistant.
aimee-ofbabylon:
It’s the end of the world, basically, and no one is partying like it. It’s sad.
Not everyone can be so fun.
camryn-techwhisperer:
Dammit, Harley– don’t you know not to follow someone so closely.
Sorry– sorry, if I hurt you. Didn’t mean to.
I didn’t think you could full body throw someone like that.
I’m okay, I think my ego is just wounded.
wilburn-watt:
Hey, hey, hey, relax, it’s me.
Sorry, I’m still on training wheels with these fast reflexes. You okay?
Jesus – announce yourself next time Wil!
Besides a minor concussion, yeah, I think so.