#c:camryn

[scientologymajor]

[text] don't you think she looks like the beyonce/lorde love child?

[text:] maybe not looks, but definitely sounds. 

[text:] I heard her song on the radio the other day and I had to stop myself from crying. 

[scientologymajor]

"Didn’t you hear? Evan and Yasmine finally hooked up last night!”

"Good, I'm happy for them. Their pining was getting borderline embarrassing." 

[scientologymajor]

"You are in love."

"Shut up. No I'm not, you don't know shit. It's just... fun." 

[scientologymajor]

[text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. // maggie probably

[snapchat]: I seriously need to consider lesbianism. you guys have all the fun. 

[scientologymajor]

[text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. // bROOKE OR NAOMI WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FAMILY

Brooke ➢ Camryn

[text:] I DID NOT NEED TO KNW THAT HOLY SHTI. 

[text:] BROOKESOPHER 

[text:] BROOKELA

[text:] BROOKERYNE

[text:] BROOKERTA 

[text:] I AM SCARRED, YOU'VE SCARRED ME. 

Naomi ➢ Jack

[text:] nay... can we just get a thing clear. 

[text:] I may be the gay member of the band 

[text:] but i don't want to hear about u //swimming// in anyone's semen. 

[text:] ESPECIALLY NOT KYLE'S. IM GONNA HAVE TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYE LATER. 

[scientologymajor]

[text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat // maggie or addie or abbie

Maggie ➢ Camryn

[text:] Nah, not very practical while out on the road. A hedgehog maybe... 

Addie ➢ Ashers

[text:] YES. CAN WE? CAN I? 

[text:] if the house doesn't agree im moving out. probably kidnapping grace though because im not leaving on my own to raise a goat im not that impractical. 

Abbie ➢ Lando

[text:] .... don't yall already have like six. 

[text:] i basically live there anyway... 

[scientologymajor]

[text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

[text:] Gnomie... 

[text:] He's gonna be pissed, let him be pissed. Don't try and smooth it all over right away, okay?

[text:] I mean, offer him the blowjob, he'll probably accept it and that's one stepping stone, but don't like overwhelm him in the hopes of everything going back to normal...

[scientologymajor]

"I reached for you but you were gone."

"Yeah, uh.. I had to get back to my room. It would have been weird if I hadn't been there in the morning, right?"