Alright, the sheer volume of morons insisting I list my age on my goddamn tumblr (as if people under 18 don't just straight up LIE) have necessitated this post. The reasons I refuse to kowtow to this demand are twofold:
Literally the FIRST thing anybody should have been told before using the internet for the first time is not to share identifying information.
Children should not be on tumblr. Full stop. I don't fucking care what the terms of service say, you all know what kinda shit is on tumblr and that this is not a space children should be using. I refuse to cede any more goddamn ground to the nannyfication of the internet, we are adults here talking about adult things. If you think minors deserve to have a community online, I one hundred percent agree, but tumblr is not the place for it. Come back when you're old enough to deal with the inevitable porn bots that plague all of us.
