buckle up, it's time for Stu Redman Headcanons!! Woohoo!
reminder that this is just. my opinion and little things I think about Stu. they are not ever mentioned, but they're facts to me and I don't care if they're "dumb".
• He has freckles. Of course he does, he's always in the hot sun. Little, faint freckles across his face and arms, his hands, too.
• Stu has heterochromia, but just a little bit. His left eye is half green, half brown, while his right is simply brown. this stems from the CONSTANT EYE COLOR CHANGES IN CANON. why not have both.
• when his favorite pair of jeans tear, Frannie sews patches on the holes. However, usually, it's old baby cloth... So, what Stu proudly wears is pants with flowers, polka dots, and pretty floral pink swatches.
• he smells like pine trees, old spice, and musk. that certain man smell. sometimes, you can smell the fresh baked bread that Fran makes sometimes on his clothes.
• bisexual, but only the teeniest tiniest bit. like, 10/90. Not even. he probably experimented in high school, since it is canon that he raised absolute hell in his youngin' years.
• his favorite flower is a dandelion, and he learned from his mom how to make dandelion tea.. which he shares with as many people as possible, even though it tastes like sour dirt.
• stu most certainly watches storms roll over the mountains at the amphitheatre. Sometimes, Tom joins him, but only when there's no thunder.
• he likes to say that he's 6'1, but everyone agrees that he's only around 5'11. He just wears platformed cowboy boots.
• he can't silence his phone. just. no matter how hard Frannie tries to teach him the volume buttons, he just doesn't care.
• avid reader of mystery romance novels, as well as goosebumps.
• has cried watching The Notebook.
• Stu tends to avoid large, rocky, open spaces. Everyone assumed it had something to do with The Walk, but turns out, he just really doesn't like the idea of rattlesnakes hiding in the tall grass. 'cause they're there.
• he's covered in scars, head to foot. the largest one is on his leg, at the break- where the bone popped out. The second largest is on his right thigh, when he tried to scale a barbedwire fence after stealing someone's dvd player.
• cannot do math. Can't. Nothing with letters in it.
I think I'll add more as I think of stuff, but for now, I hope this stupid ramble of Stu information is satisfying.
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