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My non-sci-fi side blog. Random stuff and horror comedies and things.

[brimstone-cowboy]

Gay Horror duos sticker sheet

[citrinegay]

what if our ex boyfriends used unethical science to bring us back from the dead and we were both girls?

[maridiayachtclub]

I think the part of Dracula where Van Helsing shows up is one of my favorites. Once he's invited to join the cast he basically just kicks the door down like "I diagnose this story with a deficiency of GARLIC and GENTLEMANLY WORDINESS" and just starts heaping them up in every available margin

[celestialmega]

Frankenhooker by Frank Henenlotter.

[ripe]

i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

[checkitoutbeavis]

[gacktova]

[draconym]

As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it's hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

[draconym]

"Does he have his own luggage?" the agent behind the check-in desk asks brightly, making eye contact with my partner.

"Just carry-on," I say as I slide my driver's license across the counter toward her. Confusion dawns on her face. She glances up at me briefly before printing my boarding pass in silence.

[draconym]

"A soap making booth!" I exclaim. I've been to the renaissance faire a dozen times but I've never visited this shop. "Let's make soap!"

"First you have to ask your Responsible Adult for five dollars," says the vendor in a measured, singsong voice, and wags her index finger at me.

I look around, confused. Who is she talking about? Does she mean the young man trailing behind me? I turn back to her.

"I have five dollars ..."

"Well you still have to ask him," she smiles sweetly.

As I open my mouth to ask why, I suddenly realize she has misjudged my age by at least two decades.

"I'm older than he is," is all I can think of to say.

[draconym]

"Would you like a children's menu?"

"Sure, and if you're taking drink orders, I could also go for a Corona."

[cyborgrabbit]

Hey op?

HOW???

[draconym]

I'm short

[neongreensyrup]

[arundolyn]

lady who picked up her laptop a minute ago gave me a little origami crow that was like a billion milligrams of dopamine directly into my brain

[kisu-doodles]

Even more reanimator doodles cuz i am obsessed with these two!!!

[kieran-hayward-art]

Reanimator but if Dan and Herbert held hands <333

[pom3granates]

a quiet night in🦇✨

1,000 internet points to whoever can guess which movie posters are hanging in the background!!

[0ffbeatqueer]

This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

[melody-sillermoon]

become ungovernable

[alder-knight]

“I took courage, used my deadname and signed up for Miss Italy. Because fighting transphobia is intersectional and even though I’m not a trans woman, I’ve decided to fight for their rights.”

ok this is 1. funny, 2. courageous, 3. how solidarity works, and 4. based

[gayestcowboy]

no you’re right actually

[overly-hubristic-mad-scientist]

I feel like Jeffery Franken and Dan Cain would get along well. They’re both absolutely insane but like insane in the same way so I feel it would work out. I mean how likely is it that you meet a guy who ALSO thinks that a good well-adjusted way to cope with your girlfriends violent death is to collect a particular part of her, sew it together with the parts of other women, and reanimate her so she can love you forever instead of just looking at you strangely and call you crazy

[shesnake]

Disney Discontinues Physical Media Releases for an Entire Continent

'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3' will be the last DVD and Blu-ray release in the region.

Disney is going to stop selling DVDs and Blu-rays in Australia and to think of what this means for accessibility, residuals, quality, public libraries here etc and the precedent this will set for other studios and distributors around the world oh it's never been more over

[dduane]

...Not. Good.

[laurenfoxmakesthings]

Complain. Complain a lot.

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[horrorinformationpad]

THE LOST BOYS was released 36 years ago today. A reinvention of the vampire genre, it has gone down as an 80s cult classic