Harpies Gonna Harp

Sometimes, you just need to read a bitch to frenzy.

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Fuck This Shit, I’m Out: Harpies Gonna Harp Leaving Tumblr

Dearest readers, I know things have been quiet here for quite some time. Life has been immensely full and challenging, which leaves little room to be the level of petty and spicy that this blog requires. That said, I did have intentions of picking things back up and continuing on, once the inspiration struck.

And then this happened.

Tumblr’s removal of adult content removes a safe avenue for sex workers to, well, work. Because sex work is work. Period. Full stop. I have provided support (financial, emotional, mental, physical, and political) to my friends who use sex work as their only means of income due to disabilities, and they all use Tumblr to some extent to market and present their work.  A better, more positive Tumblr my wide, white, jiggly ass. In light of this stupid-ass decision, I am shutting down the Harpies Gonna Harp Tumblr. Find me on Twitter, though who knows how long until Twitter follows suit.

Bye, bitches.

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Elder characters’ plotting

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When your character gets attacked for OOC reasons

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When the trash fires tell you they were compelled by Setites to basically be a constant asshole.

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Your sire must be very proud of the elevation you have brought to these communications. Thank you for your words of elegance and enlightenment.

-- the response one receives when one's words are decidedly... not

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Said no Vampire ever

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How Setites get gossip

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When you hear other folks talking about killing off your rival

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When someone calls in a boon on you to attack your allies

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Listening to someone talk about something they don’t have the Lores for

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When you negotiate a tense situation purely through RP and don’t have to call initiative

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Intellisult is the best and most intelligent insult generator on the web!

Welp. I guess I can shut this down then.

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I hereby recant my statements regarding [NAME REDACTED] and the members of [CITY REDACTED] on this medium in the past year. I apologise unreservedly for referring to [NAME REDACTED] as a cretin, an incompetent, an incontinent, a fire-wielding trash panda and a failure during his time as an Anarch. I apologise for cursing his personal effects, such as his Frisbees, doilies and dildos. I rescind such; may he continue to gain years of fruitful stimulation from them. I apologise for referring to [CITY REDACTED] as a ‘dumpster fire’ and a ‘humiliation on a global scale’. I retract all statements against the court of [CITY REDACTED], a place which of course I have never visited, and therefore have no right to reference with words such as 'shanty town'.

Harry-the-Devil-for-if-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-thy-sins-thou-wouldst-be-Damned Massey, the sassiest Elder Ventrue ever

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I know little about the Movement and how it operates, but when I inquire locally in an attempt to educate myself, the doors I hope to coax open are instead slammed in my face. This must be similar to what Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons feel in their mission amongst an uncaring world.

Anonymous Elder, actually acting in good faith for once!

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When you have a diablerie at 8 but formal court at 9

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Before an Elder goes into voluntary torpor

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A more jaded outlook on boons