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@hartenstraat-matt
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: I never quite realized how dramatic you get.
Laurel: I don't think there's any more secrets.
Matt: Whoa Whoa Whoa! I’m not dramatic!
Matt: Okay. I can get carried away. Sometimes.
Matt: Maybe.
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: Relax, that's probably all of it. At least everything I can think of right now.
Matt: Now I'm here thinking how things will go and if some random surprise comes up and it'll be WW3 all over again.
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: Do you want a list?
Laurel: Uh, no. Absolutely not.
Matt: There’s more things you lied to me about??
Matt: You shitting me?
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: It's.. something. I'm honestly learning the job as I go along.
Laurel: I forgot to mention that I don't /actually/ have a law degree, didn't I?
Matt: What Else aren’t you?
Matt: are you even a real blonde?
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: If you change your mind, we can talk about it. But okay.
Matt: How’s work going? You happy with it?
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: You do that.
Laurel: Are you just trying to change the subject, or are you honestly trying to pin your remaining feelings for me on being delirious?
Matt: subject change. I don’t want to think about what we used to do. I already do but to talk about it with you is something else.
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: Cruel is a little extreme, but I guess that's just how I do things.
Laurel: Yeah. Me too.
Matt: Cruel! I’m sticking with that word.
Matt: I’m delirious from no sleep.
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: Don't give me that face.
Matt: It was cruel of you to even type it out. But yes. That.
Matt: I miss what we had.
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: Like resisting the temptation to take me home and rip my clothes off?
Matt: 😩
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: Isn't that basically the same as what I just said? It's a getting to know me thing. Like a first date.
Matt: I guess. And I know I’m being weird about that but with dates there’s the idea of more than dinner and talking happening.
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: A woman who happens to be your ex that you're getting to know all over again. Sounds a lot like a first date.
Matt: A woman who happens to be my ex who has two identities and isn’t from this world and can kill a large group of people with her scream and didn’t let me know about it because she covered it up with lies makes it sound like a getting to know you thing.
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: Mhm, sure. If that's what you want to call it, okay
Matt: Now I’m calling it a meal with another person who happens to be a woman.
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: Wow, so eager to take me out on a date again~
Matt: 🙄🙄🙄
Matt: I didn’t drop the d word! This is just two people going out and having a meal together!
PM || Matt & Mildred
Millie: You’re lucky I’m not a needy woman who eagerly waits by her phone for a text from you to validate herself.
Millie: I know. Thank you. X
Millie: How’re you doing, by the way?
Matt: What?? This is news to me! All this time I thought you were watching my comings and goings, too.
Matt: I’m okay. Just been busy with work and James. Laurel and I are speaking terms. We’re still broken up but working on things in the mean time.
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: What else would I be doing? Aside from work, I don't have much happening. I don't know if you noticed, but my social life pretty much began and ended with you. And I don't have the energy to go out and be social. I'm not in the mood.
Matt: We can hang out sometime next week. When I get off work Monday let’s go grab dinner. I’ll leave J with a friend.
PM || The W O R S T & The D
Laurel: It's nice that you have him to keep you busy.
Matt: What are you doing with your time to keep busy? You better not be sitting around.
PM || Matt & Mildred
Millie: Oh, yes. Because it’s *so* difficult to find something enjoyable about me.
Millie: I appreciate the effort. Does that make you feel better?
Matt: I didn't say that!
Matt: Maybe this is me finally coming to terms how lazy I am in the compliments department.
Matt: Somewhat. Not really.
Matt: You've got great hair.