HartsSensation

Hey guys!! I'm Katie, and I love Supernatural, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Psych, White Collar, both NCIS shows, The Big Bang Theory, and my horse (the inspiration behind my photo and my url!)

[thebestoftumbling]

[fairhytale-deactivated20240229]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME

[thefaultinourstar-lord]

The Princess Bride + text posts

[just-shower-thoughts]

The best/worst part of dreaming is that first fifteen seconds after waking up, when you frantically worry “What am I going to do with all those giraffes and meth?” only to slowly realize it’s not an actual problem.

[dennys]

There is a certain booth in a certain Denny’s haunted by the ghost of Andy Jones. His tortured soul remains barred from the afterlife lest he settle his unfinished business, an unfinished glass of Fanta. At certain times of night you can hear him. “sip”…”sip”…”sip”. But like Sisyphus and his boulder, every time Andy’s Fanta nears the bottom of the glass, a server comes by to top him off. Always tending to the refills. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. Trapping him forever in this ether between the realms of the living and the dead.

[kineticallyanywhere]

this is both just this website’s level of surrealist humor and a great advertisement for the attentiveness of denny’s wait staff on giving free refills and I frankly dont know how to handle it

[chandlerbings]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet.

[nyquildriver]

#Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home

[howyoudoinuglynakedguy]

Ross’s failed marriages…

Message me gif requests?

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task

[always-a-pleasure]

[useless-swedenfacts]

what if swedes suddenly started to be as patriotic on tumblr as americans 

[useless-swedenfacts]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[hartssensation]

Me: tries to avoid spoilers

Also me: fails miserably

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm is a very dangerous game.

[saddestbpd]

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

[tastefullyoffensive]