The Best of Tumblr

This is the blog of the Facebook page 'The Best of Tumblr'

[queerculus]

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

[ooccoo]

[touhouweed]

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

[catchymemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

Sure i’ll reblog that

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Oh I will ABSOLUTELY REBLOG THAT

[viejospellejos]

Practice makes perfect:

@urbantheory

[thanakite]

I love this and it was literally the best way to show it. By starting with the practice you get to see how hard they worked on this and that it isn’t like edited or visual effects, plus you get the satisfaction of seeing the finished product at the end

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[daco-showman]

endless modding potential

[nutsacktorturer]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Snow flakes have the same structure as human neurons. Some scientists have suggested that, water being conductive, large snow banks may be able to function as intelligent brains.

[ossicle]

Someone come here and debunk this shit

[goforbronze]

I can help! As a scientist, I’ve done some research, and this was posted by a blog called “facts I just made up” and have since hypothesized that it is a made up untruthful words.

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a worm because

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

goddammit. i hit post too early

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

no it wouldn't that's nothing

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl. fish

[x-medusa-x-deactivated20250414]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

[beardedmrbean]

[rockshitty]

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

[captain-snark]

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

One moment you’re 17 and daydreaming about how glamorous your life will be when you’re finally an adult, then all of sudden it’s a decade later and “treating yourself” means buying full price pistacchios and taking a bath on a week night.

[everythingfox]

“Being a kitten is pretty exhausting..”

(via)

[snackenjoyer]

[catrillion]

Nice url

[fruitblush]

Mama lets research

Stickers

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[nonpsychotic]

[krishnahare]