A little treat for you my dears!
Explanation of this Au that I created: Our dear Odysseus was blessed from birth with a captivating and stunning beauty by Aphrodite, all because she wanted to see what would happen if a mortal had such beauty compared to that of the gods and goddesses, this caused many problems and misunderstandings throughout the life of the king of Ithaca.
And during the Odyssey, specifically while he was fighting in the Trojan War, his beauty helped to distract his enemies.
During the Cyclops saga, Polyphemus suggested that in order for his men were forgiven, he became his lover and when he obviously refused, then the cyclops began to kill his men.
During the ocean saga, where our Daddy Poseidon appears super angry that Odysseus and the crew blinded his son, he is immediately amazed and surprised by Odysseus's beauty, but he tries to hide these feelings and kills most of the crew and almost kills Odysseus.
During the Circe saga the same things happen, with the small detail that Hermes flirted heavily with Odysseus and kissed him on the lips.
Jumping straight to the thunder saga, when Zeus came down from the sky, to finish off the rest of the crew or Odysseus himself, the cloud he created and was "enticing", looked like an exact copy of Odysseus, then he purposely transformed himself into Penelope and French kissed Odysseus.
During the Ithaca saga, while Odysseus was trying to ask for mercy, Poseidon said in his own mind that he shouldn't fall for that beauty's talk in front of him, so he was later beaten up while he could only attest to Odysseus' thighs.
And when he finally got home after killing the suitors, he constantly see these two "strangers" always around him and always trying to conquer him s3xu4lly speaking.
And this kind of situation happens constantly, but he still hasn't gotten used to it and he knows it's Poseidon and Zeus, but he pretends not to know to keep the peace.