i'd just be the catcher in the rye and all

boston fleet ⚓️💚 i'm really normal about alysa liu and caroline harvey "i can only appreciate the raccoon's big muscles"

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alysa hates having the windows down when they’re driving because it messes up her hair and kk, who is never spotted without some sort of head covering on and couldn’t give less of a gaf, purposefully rolling the windows down to piss alysa off

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Image Alysa and KK's first date goes so horrendously, like truly terribly bad (through no fault of theirs, it just so happens that everything kept going wrong), that they are both convinced the other wouldnt want to go on a second date and now its up to Amber and Laila to trick these two idiots into it because they cannot deal with the whining/pouting anymore

oh they're for real totally the type to have such a bad first date, like truly comical levels of bad where everything goes wrong like some rom-com 😭 i can imagine it's either because they tried so hard to make everything perfect/impress each other that it all just backfired or like. they truly just have bad luck

and of course laila and amber the most goated wingwomen of all time have to intervene somehow... 'cause no way in hell are kk and alysa figuring their own shit out. they are too stupid and in love... stupidly in love, even. they're helpless for each other and just helpless in general really

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i’m gonna kill them with rocks (making gold medal perlers next)

HOLY MOLY 😭💔 TWIN THIS IS SO CUTENESS AWWW THEY LOOK SO GOOD

the kalysa lanyard strikes again... ugh this is actually the coolest i love it

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I like to think they had a date at a thrift store and it was just alysa teasing kk but alysa makes kk try on like 4762372 outfits in her style (kk obviously accepts it bc she's down bad and then later she would post a dump saying like "styled by my beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, amazing girlfriend 😇😇"

alysa makes kk try on some goofy ass t-shirts or hats and takes like a gazillion pictures 😭

i can’t remember where i read this but apparently kk likes to thrift so yes this is canon to me!! alysa would know all the niche underground thrift stores and take her there (of course kk insists on paying for everything)

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i was gonna commission kalysa fanart from my friend so i was looking at references but somehow went down the rabbithole of relationship dynamics instead😭😭

sigh i miss them

AWW these are all so them omg yes 🥹

i know everyone’s sick and tired of their pda bro 😭 just flirting openly in public

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Hai guys 😢😢😢 just read @zi-i0's starry ice epilogue 😢😢😢😢 if you wanna cry 😢😢😢 i recommend it greatly 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔😢😢😢

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look at them aughhh 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 (there is NO good photos of younger kk but whatever)

this is giving me such bad cuteness aggression stop 😭😭😭💔💔 these versions of them for the childhood friends to lovers au...

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it has come to my attention that apparently kalysa has a lot more haters than i thought they did 😅

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happy pride month to whatever this was

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this kalysa drought is so serious you guys...

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this fanfic shit is lowkey easy

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KK: did you know my girlfriend is an Olympic gold medalist?? Isnt that so cool???

Rando: KK... you also have an Olympic gold

KK: ...oh right yeah. But Alysa-

kk is so proud of the fact that alysa is like internationally famous that sometimes she forgets that... she too... is famous...

but she only ever talks about alysa in conversations

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im so kalysapilled i started reading their wikipedia pages </3

and i read that kk learnt skating through learn-to-figure-skate lessons (with a hockey helmet on) so now i have a childhood friends to lovers au vision...

age difference might be an issue but like imagine them meeting in these lessons, 5yro alysa being mildly confused to why this girl is wearing a helmet but finding her peculiar enough to chitchat and then they become besties and and and

omg i'm so glad that i'm not the only one whose also gotten to the point of reading their wikipedia pages lmao 😭💔

BUT YEAH when i learned that kk used to take figure skating lessons my kalysapilled ass instantly saw a vision... idk but i've been really into a childhood friends to lovers au for them so ugh this is literally the cutest

kk showing up in a clunky ass hockey helmet to their first lesson 💔 alysa being all outgoing and extroverted immediately skating up to her and kk thinks she's going to say something mean 💔 but instead she just starts talking kk's ear off and charms the hell outta her 💔

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i fear i'm always going to portray kk as a little bit of a loser in everything kalysa related 💔

like idk but that girl is down bad as hell for alysa she is NOT keeping up her nonchalant persona around her... like with everyone else maybe... but with alysa...

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kk and alysa with those bracelets for long distance that when you tap it sends a little buzz and alysa taps it a bunch during kks game just to annoy tf out of her

I LOVE THIS LMFAO 😭

and i know alysa begged kk to get them in the first place just so she could do exactly this. meanwhile kk at the time was none the wiser and was like omg yeah that's so cute... let's do it...

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kalysa romeo and juliet au... 🤔

i lowkey don't really know who would be who though. i'm leaning towards kk as romeo and alysa as juliet...

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and the triple t on the last slide sigh… they are two peas in a pod😓😓 genuinely cannot see a better match up than kk and alysa

they’re genuinely star crossed lovers like wow ☹️ they go together like… bees and honey…

the triple t reminds me of that one alysa clip where they were having her say brainrot names 😭