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They should make pizza flavored chapstick for dogs.

Rosa

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I clearly was feeling the robot test THAT time

Rosa

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There's nothing sweeter in life than when an animal sits on your foot.

Rosa

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I'm pretty sure it was night, there had been drinking and I maaaayyy have ridden a mechanical bull. But it also may have been a dream. 70% sure it happened.

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Children and drunk adults appreciate summer in a similar way. They love to hang out, lay in the grass and point at things.

Rosa

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They put mashed potatoes in that cupcake -- mashed potatoes in that muf-muf-muffin! Mashed potato muffin!

Rosa

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Might as well have the belly showin' if we're gonna do it. No need to waste time.

Rosa

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K: We're loosing it.

R: We're loosing nothing we're fucking funny.

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I'm gonna get giddy giddy giddy-up. Let's ride it!

Rosa

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My glasses are dirty from laughing so hard.

Rosa

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Haha! Heehee! Ho! I'm a laugh composer!

Rosa

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K: Shoot, I am not checking that slack channel at all.

R: It's a Slack in my ass, is what it is.

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You're gonna feel like you did the right thing, but you're gonna laugh like you didn't.

Rosa

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Don't hashtagRosa that.

Rosa

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There was a big bubble of silence just sittin there... Then I filled it.

Rosa